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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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Dec
21st
2012

By Royal Decree, Pee In This Cup · 6:42am Dec 21st, 2012

On a scale of whatever you want, how interested would you be in reading a story by that name? *the one in the blog title*

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Comments ( 10 )

Depends on what it is about lol

Yes please. On a scale of 1 to 10...it's a 37.5

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That's the thing. The idea I have for this involves... alicorns. :twilightoops:

Princess-enhancing drugs? Yeah, I would read that.

On a 1-10, I would say Potato

Oh damn! Twilight is going to get busted for using magic enhancing drugs.:rainbowlaugh: I would read it.:pinkiehappy:

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