Back To Equestria

by DubleTruble96

My New Room-mares: Day 6 - Part 1

I woke up that day feeling more or less normal. The ponies are used to me, and I have gotten used to them. They're still a little antsy about the fact that I eat meat, but they understand. Well, I never asked Twilight this, because I never thought about it. But I wish I did when I wasn't doing something like drinking some soda in front of Rainbow Dash....It hadn't dawned on me before, but that's when it hit me like a ton of bricks...

If Twilight's house is under repairs, and the rest of her friends are too, in fact, every pony in Ponyville has had their home destroyed due to parasprites....WHERE IS SPIKE LIVING?!

"PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!! I spat my soda all over Rainbow Dash's drowsy face, causing her to recoil and fall out of her chair. I wanted to apologize, but I needed to ask Twilight if that little dragon is okay...

"TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Twilight teleported in, looking around protectively.

"What happened? Is the kitchen on fire? Is Fluttershy hurt? Did Pinkie break something really important?"
"Twilight, you said Ponyville is destroyed and under repair?"
"Yeah?"
"Where's Spike living?!"

Twilight stopped and thought about it for a while. When the town was destroyed, Spike was in Canterlot for a vacation.....

"I think he's still with the Princesses..."

Rainbow got up, sticky and rather upset.

"What the hay, Austin?! When I said I wanted a shower, I didn't mean I wanted you to shower me with mouth-cola! Gross!"
"Sorry Rainbow....Go take your shower....I'll make sure you're not disturbed...."

Rainbow grumbled and flew into the bathroom and slammed the door. I heard her yell from the bathroom.

"How in Equestria am I supposed to use this thing without hands?!"

Oh yeah, that's right....my shower has knobs, not levers or buttons.

I sighed and walked in, turned the shower on, then walked out closing the door behind me. I didn't see anything I wasn't supposed to. It's not like they wear clothes....Twilight then took interest to my phone. I didn't know whether or not they had phones in Equestria....I watch the show, but it never really clarified....Not that I remember.

"What's this Austin?"
"It's a telephone. You use it to talk to people far away from you."
"How far?"
"Pretty far...I can talk to my friends across the country with it, and if I wanted to, I could probably call someone on the other side of the planet...."
"Really? What kind of spell is it?"
"It's not a spell...it's electricity."
"Huh."

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We sat around for a long time, I rapped my fingers against the chair's armrest. Then Twilight heard Pinkie talking to someone....She turned and saw Pinkie standing in the kitchen with a pony with a snow white coat, but with a neon blue tail and mane. Her big purple sunglasses shimmered from the light in the kitchen. Twilight walked over, then whispered hastily to Pinkie Pie,

"WHAT IS VINYL DOING HERE?!"
"Relax, Twilight...She's not staying. Just visiting."
"You realize the ponies are NOT supposed to know about Earth?"
"Just relax! The Earth officials say it's okay for her to visit..."
"But what about Austin?!"

I stood up.

"Twilight? What's going on...?"
"N-NOTHING! Nothing! Everything's fine!" She turned to Pinkie. "Hide her!"
"Where?!"

I walked out and saw Vinyl Scratch standing there, just staring at the two ponies bicker.

"Ummm...who's this?"
"Um...." Twilight swallowed. "This is Vinyl Scratch, otherwise known as DJ P0N-3...Pinkie wanted her to visit..." She shot a look to the party mare, who just grinned sheepishly.
"Yeah that's fine...just don't touch anything..."

Vinyl finally piped up.

"Sure thing, weird bipedal dude."
"Austin...and I'm a human."
"Sweet. Nice to meet ya."

Pinkie walked over to me.

"Hey Austin, ever been in a rap battle?"
"Not yet..."

Me and Pinkie stared, then grinned at one another like we just shared an inside joke neither of us got, yet still did...

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!
Austin
VS
Rainbow Dash

BEGIN!

The human is back! He's walking up on the scene!
He is on the attack! So you'd better flee!
I've got more rhymes than Twilight's IQ!
You think you can beat me? HA! I'll own you!

Daring Do? She ain't got nothin' on me!
She's got a magic idol? WELL I HAVE 3!
And this mare over here thinks she's got skill?
I've seen better rapping come from roadkill!

You own all her books? And you call TWILIGHT an egghead?
It's no wonder you can't rap! I bet you hardly even know what I said!
You're the fastest thing alive? Yeah well how about that...
I can beat you any day! IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!

You call that a rap? Don't make me laugh!
You can't even sing without breaking glass!
You'll beat me in ten seconds flat?
Then why does your voice sound like Rarity's cat?!

I'm a pegasus pony, that means I can fly!
What do YOU do while I soar through the sky?
You walk, and that's about all you're good for.
Well that, and using a knob for getting through doors.

Mess with me, and I'll show you my Sonic Rainboom.
You'll be on the receiving end of a one way trip to the moon!
In this rap battle, you're gonna be the loser.
And sorry, Austin...You need to be about 20% Cooler!

You wouldn't know coolness if you were frozen in ice!
And honestly Rainbow Dash, lemme give you advice.
Before you go making jokes about the moon,
remember who was REALLY there! Aw, sorry Luna, too soon?

A rainbow is made of nothing but water and light!
That doesn't make you special when you take flight!
I'm more or less done, so you can have your turn.
But remember, you're gonna Rainbow Crash and burn!

You think you've won? I don't think so.
My rhymes were way better than yours, just so you know!
And as for that name, yeah I'll admit that was smart.
But what else do you do besides play Mare-io Kart?

I can't believe I'm wasting time rapping with you...
You're so bad at rapping not even Fluttershy can stand you!
This rap battle is over before you even see it!
I won this round, Austin! BELIEVE IT!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!

Author's Note:

Don't actually comment about who will be next...this was just a one time thing...But you can say who won in the comments! 8D

Comments

[Time Squid]

I think Austin won. I like his rap better. Had a better flow.

[heartofthemachine]

I agree Ultima,they should also make this into a actual video. :D

[TheStrategicGod]

Austin won by a long shot

[ConEditor]

Chapter requires more comments.

[Andy Ray]

"Really? What kind of spell is it?"
"It's not a spell...it's electricity."

No, it's not that. It's technology-y-y!

[Andy Ray]

A rap battle ... You are goofing around .

(Aw, be not upset, don't you see I'm smiling ? ?)