oh god RUN!!!!

DUN DUN DUN

Well....shit. EQUESTRIA IS BUCKED.

>>914319914319

Equestria? Try reality! She's in our world and many others. If she becomes unstable, it could cause and eruption of unstable particles that could destroy everything! I will need to start making a parallel reality for all of us to escape to. KEEP HER STABLE!

This made me smile. Good job.

Reminds me of me with coke.

>>914397914397

Can or bag?

So this is how we all die.

Gentlecolts, it's been nice knowing you.

Time for the world to end.

Coffee, Pinkie's greatest ally, and Equestria's worst nightmare :V.

>>914408914408

What? I mean the soda. What bag? What has my ignorance been hiding me from?

Or do you mean crack?

>>914408914408

What a minute...

Where do I know that name from...

>>914433914433

Psssst.

Archers.

The thought of Twilight with a cup of coffee the size of what Garfeild drinks: *Shudder*

Only one thing to say...

Just by the title I can tell that this is gonna be awesome!

hilarious! Thumbs up for sure!

I liked the twist that you through in, although I'm curious how Pinkie teaching "self-control" would go.

I DEMAND SEQUEL!!

But first you deservea happy Pinkie and a mushtache.

You're welcome.

>>914336914336 But we don't have mystic control over the Fourth Wall, Clone! We can do nothing but await Armaggeddon!

SWEET, PURPLE, CAFFINATED ARMAGGEDDON! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

That is all.

I wonder what will happen if you give some to Fluttershy. Oh idea! Author make this a story were each of the Mane 6 with the CMC drinking coffee. With Sweetie Belle some how make a 15^10x batch of super coffee!

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE MORE EXCITED THAN PINKIE?!?!?.... i want that coffee...

Ah coffee, one of the very few things Pinkie Pie's immune to.

Best ending ever, and best twist as well.

>>914531914531

Keep her busy damn it! Or else everything is going to turn Pinkie Pie related! My god... the change has already-789840953yt947ygj;lkf bdnsc/als;kpivhfbdkwq'm'm;~~~~~````knf2ji[erjdpq

What was I talking about? Oh yeah! So I gotta go to this writing party and then a drinking party. Party!

*Sigh*

Say it Zecora...

You know you want to...

And I'll say it too.

We're ...ed

if Twilight were a Car Engine, she would be bouncing off the Rev Limiter!

>>914924914924

No! He's too far gone! It's like a VIRUS! Everyone, run away from this story! RUN FAR AWAY!

PINKIE HAS DESTROYED THE FOURTH WALL! Oh God I'm losing control! Mind...FILLING...WITH SWEETS...must...LAUGH...PARTY...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>914966914966

Why the long face there? You look like you're losing your mind silly! Turn that frown upside down

>>914981914981 WELL YES I AM LOSING MY MIND! THANKS FOR NOTICING!

*Rolls on the floor, trying to keep his sanity from being sucked into the black hole that is his crazy side.*

Can't...lose...must...fight...losing...control!

*Stands up, a straight look on his face, before he pulls a cup full of tea from the space behind him, and he takes a sip.*

Pleasent day we're having...I hear there's a get-together at the castle today, a fair amount of tea sampling shall be had.

*He adjusts a tie that's suddenly around his neck, and he wanders off, a posh look on his up-turned face.*

>>914998914998

Okie Dokie

Image: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120514202515/thor/images/3/30/Loki%2BTom%2BHiddleston%2BScarlett%2BJohansson%2BFilms%2B60w0b1a1e9kl.jpg

>>915010915010 Wish to join me?

>>915013915013

If Loki is attending, hell yeah. Who wouldn't want an adopted Frost Giant who has trouble knowing what to say to a green guy?

>>915023915023 Indeed. Well, we have a long plane flight ahead of us then.

Gentlemen, AWAY!

*Suddenly vanishes in a cloud of dust as he sprints towards the nearest airport, taking a calm sip of his tea as he runs.*

>>915033915033

YOU DIDNT SAY WE WERE LEAVING!

>>915048915048 *A letter drifts down in front of you. Hastily written upon it is a message, and the letter appears to be suffering from water damage.*

"Sprinting across the Atlantic. Paid for your tickets already. Plane to catch is the 4:15 PM to London, Westjet.

Have a good trip. *Sip*

Your upper-class friend,

Steel."

I expected Pinkie to be the one to go all hyper, but only hyper enough to destroy a house or two...or three. but Twilight? more hyper than Pinkie? i want some of that coffee

>>915059915059

Oh, cool. I always wanted to see an Olympics event...hopefully basketball. My Thunder took a beat this Finals, this is their chance at redemption.

Wait, why is this guy named steel? Does that mean he likes steel? Or is made out of steel?

So +Coffee=insane

>>915091915091

If she got more hyper than Pinkie in Lesson Zero all over getting a message from the future, what do you think coffee will do to her?

So the lesson is: Never give a unicorn Starbits. It's like their version of catnip.

Oh sweet merciful Celestia EVERYPONY RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!

It seems that I am the last sane one left. Everyone else has fallen prey to the Pinkie Pie virus, such a pity. *Shakes head sadly as manly tears form at the corners of eyes*

>>915105915105

Is that a bad thing, the Pinkie virus? You're never tired, you became really friendly, and you're always joyful.

>>915112915112 Huh, that must be why it hasn't infected me yet.

>>915080915080 HE MAKES STEEL. *puts sunglasses on*

>>915080915080 *An addendum appears below the signature.*

"P.S: I'm named Steel because I'm deadly like Steel, and also shiny like it."

>>915122915122 Because you aren't upper-class? *Sips his tea with a posh look.*

>>915139915139

Forget Pinkie Pie, we're all doomed.

>>915145915145 No, because the virus simply can not survive in my body. As I have too many negative emotions filling me, I suppose you could say they are my immune system. Protecting me from anything happy, cheerful, random, silly, or any other type of positive emotion. Well, to an extent anyways. I still feel love, kinda.

>>915166915166

Why would your body "protect" you from being happy?