Giving this a pre-emptive thumbs up.

Pinkie took it in stride, while Twilight went berserk.

Will the coffee bestow the miracle of speech upon Big Mac!? LET'S FIND OUT.

>>930005930005

I hope it's as good. The humor is a lot different in this chapter than in Pinkie Pie Discovers Coffee, so I hope it's funny too.

A sequel? Yes please! Celestia forbid Rainbow Dash should drink coffee...

I CLAIM THE ALMIGHTY FIRST POST!

I love this. I can't wait to read more.

Edit: Dang it, I can't wait to see what more you have planned you mad genius. TO THE TARDIS!!!

>>930037930037

And like most attempts, you didn't get first. I admit, getting first is amazing.

And don't worry, Rainbow Dash is on the list.

>>930012930012

You didn't disappoint, so no worries. You even fed my headcanon that Fluttershy's strength is proportionate to her willpower.

Mr. Cake's head flew off...that must have been quite the shock!

I lol'd, you get a thumbs up from me.

Other than a few spelling mistakes, IT WAS BRILLIANT!

What's Fluttershy doing with Big Ma-SWEET CELESTIA!!!! *slams the 4th wall shut* Fluttershy...does not live up to her namesake in bed.

>>930037930037 Yeah, if RD got some coffee we would be screw-oh fuck I just thought of something horrafyingly evil and I'm kinda scared that I even thought of this.

What if Discord got some coffee? If he does, then nothing will be safe.

NOTHING!!!

Because I got it right last time, I say that this will make the featured box at some point.

>>930037930037 be warned that first post will get you banned

OOH! OOH! DO FLUTTERSHY NEXT!

Actually, save her for the end and make her go insane and transform into FLUTTERRAGE.

Ohhhhh God, here we go. There's about 10 distinct ponies that you can give coffee, excluding Twilight and Mac...let's see what you come up with, Mr. Author. Liked, obviously, and I'll keep my eye on this story.

I wonder if it's the coffee making all of the Ponies weird, or that one particular machine.

This was an amusing read.

Hyper sonic rainbow dash!

Make it happen!

You sir have just unleashed the most powerful weapon upon all Equestria I look forward to reading what happens when i have time...a 'Like' from me already ^^

I want a Derpy. Extra Derp on the side.

>>930169930169

that or she'll be suuuuuper excited and chatty +

>>930768930768

Even better: It does absolutely nothing at all. With everypony trying to keep her from drinking and panicking while she does drink.

>>930821930821

that kinda already happened with pinkie

>>930862930862

Yeah, but they expected her to become more Pinkie...-ish.

Now they've seen both Twilight and Big Mac, the second and third most shy ponies in town, go more-or-less batshit.

Of all the stories I've read, this was.The.Best.One!!!

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Just noticed: Mr. Cake was so shocked his head flew off

Fine chapter, but you made some little editorial mistakes, like "Expect" instead of "Except". If it won't bother you, please, take a look at the text once more and correct those little bugs.

Anyway, after reading the Pinkie Pie chapter, I expected a little more mayhem. Derpy Hooves chapter would be the pony I'd like to read a chapter about.

Oh God, first Twilight and now all of Ponyville...?

Image: http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/1332397100700.jpg

But is this going to be just exclusive to Ponyville residents, or will there be ponies from outside of Ponyville that will fall victim to the addicting coffee? (Examples: Celestia, Luna, Braeburn, Soarin, Shining Armor, etc...)

Five out of Five Chickens!

yey!

Several words being used in place of the words that should be used, here.

The Cakes are secretly trolls!

>>930150930150 Or, he could wind up like me and it just knocks him out...

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png

Image: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31500000/My-Body-is-Ready-random-31574383-320-319.png

for this fic.

>>930153930153

It took a while, but yes it did.

What the heck is in that coffee and how can I get a bag of it?

OK

Um....

Wow.  So that's where muffins come from!  

What in the name of all things hilarious...

Heh. Heh heh. Awww. XD FlutterMac is a gr8 pairing.

This made me laugh and giggle like a schoolfilly, so I'm faving it. YOU... keep it up! >:U

On hiatus already?  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  This is funny!  I want to see more!  

Mwuh hahahahahahah! Rainbow Dash is gonna be scary, as is Rarity.

All my this. Tracking.

How did Big Mac pinch himself?

FlutterMac? I can see that...

Not as funny as the other two chapters, but I think you gave me diabetes. Still more than worth the read.

That is all.

What?

What?

What?

>>968481968481

In good way or bad way?

...Oh. My. Celestia. That. Is. Brilliant. I applaud you good sir. *claps*

>>968420968420   Or RD'll have a reverse reaction and start moving reeeeeaaaaalllly slowly. That might be a possibility, considering the bizarre effects so far.

>>968490968490

In a good way, of course! Because Derpy.

Also, your description of Twi in Sugarcube Corner drugged up on caffeine? What if she slips up and eats a cupcake? Coffee plus sugar? RUN!

I can't wait to see what happens to Rainbow when she drinks some!

>>968540968540

Interesting!

I'm seriously sorry. I really like this story a lot, I love the writing, the story before this too but...

The fluttermac part turned me off completely. I am not sure why but I despise the Fluttermac shipping... I really wish I could love this story but now I have an uneasy feeling in my stomach, but for your sake and for the rest of the story, I'm gonna give it a thumbs-up because I like the story... but I guess it's only 1 chapter so I'll just watch it every once in a while...

good luck with your story though!

P.S. Fluttershy is best pony

>>968570968570

When I approached this, I started with the idea that Big Mac had something to hide. That was what I chose, and it's only for this chapter.

That was genius!

You know what's gonna happen if RD gets some coffee.  It's gonna be awesome.

Image: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/252/4/1/i_am_not_you_by_shiro_redfield-d49b0dw.jpg

Oh Derpy..... Muffin Queen of us all.....

Why are you so freaking awsome!?!!?

YES! A SEQUEL!

This is the most adorable Derpy and Dinky I've read so far.

for some reason after reading this chapter i imagined the dexter's lab episode where his dad went crazy for muffins but derpy was in his place.... anyway, this was good. can't wait for the next chapter.

Bwahahahawhat the fuhuhuhuck.

>>930150930150

You actually expect something to do what it's supposed to when Discord is around?

Discord: (Drinks coffee) "Hmm, pleasant taste, fine aroma, and... good lord, am I sober!? I haven't been sober in a good twenty two hundred years."

My reaction to this chapter.

>>968659968659 If THAT happens, and I really really REALLY hope it doesn't, I'm gonna have to punch someone in the face.

That's some scary pony right there...

So she burps muffins and sells them? That seems a bit unsanitary.

Oh my goodness.

If RD ever drank some of that coffee, she'd split the time-space continuum a new backside.

"I can hear the colors, I can SEE the strings! Twilight! You have to see these, they're everywhere. They're everything! YOU'RE MADE OF STRINGS."

"This is bad, right?"

"Yes, Fluttershy, this is a very bad thing."

"Uh, girls? Is Rainbow... Shrinking?"

"Dear Celestia, she's folding in on herself!"

"I CAN SEE THE ANIMATOR! HE JUST SPILLED HIS DRINK!" *pop*

"Wh-where'd she go?"

"Uh-oh."

"What do you mean, "uh-oh", Pinkie?!"

"Uhm, I would explain it, but the math involved would make your head explode."

"I'm pretty sure I can handle any math you can come up with, Pinkie."

"That's what you said the last time."

"...What do you mean, "last time"?"

"Oh look, Rainbow's back!"

*pop* "...Whoa."

"Rainbow! What happened? We all though you were a gonner!"

"I... I saw it, girls. I saw it all... Pinkie... TEACH ME."

"What?"

"What?"

"Oh dear..."

>>969500969500

I can see that happening!

No matter how good the cupcakes are, I would not eat one!

Now unlike everyone else here, I see that if Rainbow Dash gets coffee, she'll be the first Pony ever to invent Warp Drive. Maybe like a super powered, super loud, super amazing Sonic Rainboom?

This is full of win! Can we see fluttershy at some point?

>>969364969364

I once worked at a McDonald's. This is sanitary compared to that stuff.

/sarcasm

for the love of celestia more

>>969500969500 this need to be a story with rainbow dash learning how ignore physics and what-not with the careful teaching of pinkie pie

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My mind when I read about the muffin appearing from the popped bubble.

" populated, not by a unicorn, but a massive purple blue going from place to place "

Blur, maybe?

Image: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

Still reading. Will edit if there is more.

The last time she touched Rainbow's wing, it didn't break until after she had left!

The Pink Panther curse.

No more errors found. Laughed all way long.

best story ever.

best fic ever.

>>930037930037 Oh dear me! Rainbow Dash on coffee??

Make ALL the Sonic Rainbooms!!!!!!

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>>969500969500 Oh that would be funny!! (love your use of emoticons too. )

I liked this one! Burping muffins? Nice!

I really like the silliness of this fan fiction. It really deviates away from the seriousness of all the other fan fictions on this site. Seriously sometimes reading serious fan fiction after serious fan fiction can get you worn out after awhile. I like to read short stories about silly antics every now and again and this story really hit the spot. Well done!

>>993136993136

I WANT TO WRITE STORIES WHERE CHARACTERS DIE!

No seriously. I really do. None of my current stories, including WIthin The Seas, have characters die in them. But just wait a little...the emo in me wants to come out...

>>968830968830

ROFLOL!! I could see that happening, actually...

>>968420968420

For Rarity, it would be hilarious if the excess energy resulted in her losing her coat, mane, and tail.

I'm glad you make the 'coffee saga'  into a series! Definately had a few laughs with this one. Though, the biggest laugh came with Fluttershy eagerly dragging Big Mac's sedated body into her house....

Just out of curiosity, did the tranquilizer gun come with the machine or was that a seperate purchase in case Pinkie went extra crazy from the coffee?

>>968830968830

Discord: (Drinks coffee) "Hmm, pleasant taste, fine aroma, and... good lord, am I sober!? I haven't been sober in a good twenty two hundred years."

Okay, now that was awesome! ROFL.

nice

Glad she got a good ending.

>>10602261060226

In case Pinkie went insane. I tried with Rainbow Dash to solve a problem like that with something other than "she gets a tranquilizar dart in her neck" because I've done that thrice in both stories.

Let's wait a few weeks to see what happens.

OH CRAP.

>>10654381065438

Good thing or bad thing?

The fact that Pinkie has access to quick acting sleeping pills scares me.

My mind has been blown.

Dat ending...

Silly>>10654661065466 ! She has them stored all over ponyville for sleeping pill emergencies!

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SO AWESOME!!

I think I got an idea of another customer. Somepony orders a cappuccino, drinks it, and nothing happens…until they realize they're not tired (but not hyper) and are unable to sleep.

And then we'll have Berry Punch try it. I know you can't get drunk on coffee but…

>>10654661065466

You and me Both mate.

We must worry on whom she would be willing to use them on...

Great little stories!

Some random Ideas:

Luna = The moon moves randomly and changes phase continuously.

Spike = Morphs into a slender lizard form that moves extremely fast, and ends crashing some things.

Scootaloo = Steals herself a cup, after drinking she starts moving in a extremely dextrous way, but she cannot stand the light, so she becomes.... STALKERLOO! ... and also earns her cutie mark.

>>10657391065739 Let's consider some more.

Applejack: Hyperpowered apple bucking.

Octavia: Creates dubtrot music.

Chrysalis in disguise: Makes everypony around her change appearance.

Or something.

And that my friends is the story of the aurora project.

Earn your happy ending, Rainbow Dash.

>>10658521065852 MAOR.

Big Mac: He starts talking in a higher-pitched voice uncontrollably.

Trixie: Makes millions of rainclouds with fireworks and sparks in them.

Derpy Hooves: Makes everypony's eyes derp to such an extent their eyes are not visible from the outside parts of the eye. And makes muffins.

Lyra: PLAYS LYRES FOR EVERYPONY.

Applebloom: Gets a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of a cutie mark of furniture-making!

Discord: He turns non-chaotic.

Spitfire: Does a Sonic Spitboom 3 times!

>>10662181066218 Okay... I;m out of ideas, and a Sonic Spitboom sounds unsanitary. In fact, it sounds like an explosion that puts saliva in everypony's ears.

But as she was flying around, one pony did crash into her. This one didn't try to get away, instead she launched straight at Rainbow and managed to tackle her, with all her Sonic Rainboom might, to the floor.

"Hi again, Rainbow Dash! Why are you going around like this? Everypony is terrified you'll explode!"

Rainbow Dash blinked her eyes, not believing what she was seeing. Pinkie Pie was the one tackling her, and somehow she had managed to overpower the pegasus. Might be that earth pony might.

'Earth Pony Might' mah fuzzy behind...

...

...

Good fucking GOD, Pinkie, what the hell do you EAT?!

She...she stopped Rainbow...

In th' middle of a Sonic Rainboom...

And...tackled me...to the ground.

You can just come out and say it.

I'm awesome!

I am never wrestling you. Not for a million dollars. I fear for the molecular safety of my body.

Do Rarity next, it will be like, she drinks some coffee and every thing she looks at is puke green.

i swear... putt some calsium and vitamine in that coffee and you got your self a instand health potion

This has been one hilarious, emotional roller coaster.