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ONESHOT: There can be horrific events in our lives, some we will never forget. Today, Mr. and Mrs. Cake will have a moment like that, when they buy a Starbits coffee machine, and a certain hyper pink pony wants to try it out...
Elslowmo and Nasse-Seta get credit for the cover image, it just felt right for this story.
If you enjoyed this, check out the sequel Ponyville Discovers Coffee. Here's the link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39039/Ponyville-Discovers-Coffee
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oh god RUN!!!!
DUN DUN DUN
Well....shit. EQUESTRIA IS BUCKED.
This made me smile.
Good job.
So this is how we all die.
Gentlecolts, it's been nice knowing you.
Time for the world to end.
Coffee, Pinkie's greatest ally, and Equestria's worst nightmare :V.
The thought of Twilight with a cup of coffee the size of what Garfeild drinks: *Shudder*
Only one thing to say...
Just by the title I can tell that this is gonna be awesome!
hilarious! Thumbs up for sure!
I liked the twist that you through in, although I'm curious how Pinkie teaching "self-control" would go.
I DEMAND SEQUEL!!
But first you deservea happy Pinkie and a mushtache.
You're welcome.
914336 But we don't have mystic control over the Fourth Wall, Clone! We can do nothing but await Armaggeddon!
SWEET, PURPLE, CAFFINATED ARMAGGEDDON! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
That is all.
I wonder what will happen if you give some to Fluttershy. Oh idea! Author make this a story were each of the Mane 6 with the CMC drinking coffee. With Sweetie Belle some how make a 15^10x batch of super coffee!
Ah coffee, one of the very few things Pinkie Pie's immune to.
Best ending ever, and best twist as well.
*Sigh*
Say it Zecora...
You know you want to...
And I'll say it too.
We're ...ed
if Twilight were a Car Engine, she would be bouncing off the Rev Limiter!
914924
No! He's too far gone! It's like a VIRUS! Everyone, run away from this story! RUN FAR AWAY!
PINKIE HAS DESTROYED THE FOURTH WALL! Oh God I'm losing control! Mind...FILLING...WITH SWEETS...must...LAUGH...PARTY...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
914981 WELL YES I AM LOSING MY MIND! THANKS FOR NOTICING!
*Rolls on the floor, trying to keep his sanity from being sucked into the black hole that is his crazy side.*
Can't...lose...must...fight...losing...control!
*Stands up, a straight look on his face, before he pulls a cup full of tea from the space behind him, and he takes a sip.*
Pleasent day we're having...I hear there's a get-together at the castle today, a fair amount of tea sampling shall be had.
*He adjusts a tie that's suddenly around his neck, and he wanders off, a posh look on his up-turned face.*
915010 Wish to join me?
915013
If Loki is attending, hell yeah. Who wouldn't want an adopted Frost Giant who has trouble knowing what to say to a green guy?
915023 Indeed. Well, we have a long plane flight ahead of us then.
Gentlemen, AWAY!
*Suddenly vanishes in a cloud of dust as he sprints towards the nearest airport, taking a calm sip of his tea as he runs.*
915033
YOU DIDNT SAY WE WERE LEAVING!
915048 *A letter drifts down in front of you. Hastily written upon it is a message, and the letter appears to be suffering from water damage.*
"Sprinting across the Atlantic. Paid for your tickets already. Plane to catch is the 4:15 PM to London, Westjet.
Have a good trip. *Sip*
Your upper-class friend,
Steel."
I expected Pinkie to be the one to go all hyper, but only hyper enough to destroy a house or two...or three. but Twilight? more hyper than Pinkie? i want some of that coffee
915059
Oh, cool. I always wanted to see an Olympics event...hopefully basketball. My Thunder took a beat this Finals, this is their chance at redemption.
Wait, why is this guy named steel? Does that mean he likes steel? Or is made out of steel?
So
+Coffee=insane 
915091
If she got more hyper than Pinkie in Lesson Zero all over getting a message from the future, what do you think coffee will do to her?
So the lesson is: Never give a unicorn Starbits. It's like their version of catnip.
Oh sweet merciful Celestia EVERYPONY RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!
It seems that I am the last sane one left. Everyone else has fallen prey to the Pinkie Pie virus, such a pity. *Shakes head sadly as manly tears form at the corners of eyes*
915105
Is that a bad thing, the Pinkie virus? You're never tired, you became really friendly, and you're always joyful.
915112 Huh, that must be why it hasn't infected me yet.
915080 HE MAKES STEEL. *puts sunglasses on*
915080 *An addendum appears below the signature.*
"P.S: I'm named Steel because I'm deadly like Steel, and also shiny like it."
915122 Because you aren't upper-class? *Sips his tea with a posh look.*
915139
Forget Pinkie Pie, we're all doomed.
915145 No, because the virus simply can not survive in my body. As I have too many negative emotions filling me, I suppose you could say they are my immune system. Protecting me from anything happy, cheerful, random, silly, or any other type of positive emotion. Well, to an extent anyways. I still feel love, kinda.
915166
Why would your body "protect" you from being happy?
Everypony, filly, or brony. I have one last thing to say to you guys before I go throw myself off a cliff.
Pinkie Pie, whatever you do.... DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE WHILE YOU USE THE PARTY CANNON!
Just don't...please...
It will cause destruction...
(laughs in the backround)
915181 That is an excellent question. Let's just say that due to certain...events in my life. My body has very little positive emotions left in it. Thus allowing negative emotions free rein. In addition, due to the spectacular amount of...negative events that have been happening too me. Well, let's just say, it hurts a lot more if your happy when something bad happens to you, than if you are...well I wouldn't say sad, more like, subdued? I guess, anyways doesn't matter, that's basically the reason I can't be infected by this virus.
915210 Makes me wonder why you aren't in a battlefield somewhere, exerting all that negativity on the enemy. Sounds like you'd make quite the effective soldier.
*Sips his tea while sitting in a posh chair in the Queen's palace in England.*
Now where is he? The party is starting in 15 minutes.
915163
915249 You would think. But apparently I am considered a WMD by the UN, and thus banned from all battles, wars, skirmishes, or fights.
915249
MADE IT! What kind of tea do you prefer?
915260 Pah, a bunch of bureaucrats, don't bother listening to them.
But TWILIGHT?! A tad bit better, but...... HOLY CELESTIA! I didn't know she would get THAT crazy..
915265 Earl Gray seems to be a fine choice this evening, though I've been experimenting with my own recently.
*He produces a cup of tea that appears to be bubbling.*
I call it "Steel's Special". Care to try some?
915268 Normally I wouldn't. However, said bureaucrats control my paycheck. Bunch of tightwads.