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Comet Burst


The man without a plan.

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Pinkie Pie loves pies. She adores them so much, she's determined to make the best pie anypony has ever tasted. After a lot of experimentation, she thinks she's finally made the perfect pie and has her friends over to taste it.

Problems arise, though, when nopony can figure out what flavor the pie is supposed to taste like.

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Comments ( 31 )

I bet its Pie flavored

This reminds me of the asdf movie.

asdf
That is all :pinkiehappy:

Pfft, this was hilarious! Trust Pinkie to make a pie that simply is pie. Seeing the effects it had on everypony kinda reminded me of the Ed Edd n Eddy episode with the boomerang, lol.

Also, you'd think Twi would've learned by now that trying to make sense of anything Pinkie does won't yield sensible results. Pinkie Sense, anyone? XD Anyways, great work on this one! :pinkiehappy:

Is it pie flavor?

He he... I see what you did there :trollestia:

same precision she had cut the while pie with.

whole?

and this was delicious.
only PInkie.

Since she only got up to lemon meringue, I was thinking it would be... something a little later in the alphabet than "lemon".

Hey, grats on the non-mature box feature. Good to see you back in force again. Hope you've been keeping well :pinkiehappy:

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Since none of you guys posted it, I will.

So what, did Pinkie Pie put some of her own hair or blood in the pie?

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I can guarantee she did neither.

8062178 Goddammit, you beat me to the punch.

I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR FACE.

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IN THE FACE!

8062275 Than how did she infuse her inherent reality warping magic into the pies?

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Because she's Pinkie.

8062178 EXACTLY. WHAT. I. THOUGHT

"Is... Is there something wrong with my piece?" Rainbow Dash asked as she poked the jellied filling with her fork. "It's bright blue, yellow and purple."

Or is it Yellow and Blue. :pinkiecrazy:

Pinkie managed to make the perfect Pie, because, as a watched kettle never boils because its waiting for you to turn away, her Pie was kept under constant observation by the ultimate Pie, and so Observer effect means the Pie became a Pie.

The question now is, given more Pie Are Square, what happens when Discord and CMC get hold of them. And will Derpy taste Muffin Pie. :derpytongue2:

No one has posted it yet? Ok, so before I start reading...

Pirates: [all talking at once] Cherry. Apple. Raspberry.

Wow, it feels like something just dropped into my lower intestine. [smells the aroma] Hey, smells like cherry. Or maybe grape. Blueberry?

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Dying_for_Pie_(transcript)

precision she had cut the while pie with. It was

*whole

your mind blown?" she

*minds might make more sense here

"You going to finish that, man?"

Literally weed pie.

Pinkie smiled again. "I Pinkie Promise there's nothing like that in my pies."

Damnit Pinkie.

A damn good story. Thanks for writing it.

I like this story. I also like pie. So, have a favourite.

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I am more worried about what will happen to pinkie if she eats the pie flavor pie

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She did eat her own pie, henceforth the super smart Pinkie at the end.

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as we saw the effects happen right away not delayed anyways at the end she doesn't sound different like the other does

Wonder Fluttershy, Rarity, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike would like Pie-flavored Pie?

I have no idea what I have expected, but this was definitely not it. And it was absolutely glorious.
And here I thought that Twilight learned her lesson long ago :rainbowlaugh:

Absolute brilliance :pinkiecrazy:

An hour later:
(Special delivery for Princesses Celestia and Luna!> :pinkiehappy:

Twilight's asking the wrong question. The ultimate pie tastes like a very specific kind of pie. After all, what do you call a pie that is equal parts delicious and insane?

A Pinkie Pie.

In any case, a delicious little story. Thank you for it.

"This week on 'Breaking Pie...'"

Well, it's canon that RD hates pie (Season 7, episode 23 - "Secrets and Pies") but I wonder if this would change her mind? Or if this is what made her hate them in the first place? Funny little one off. Have a thumbs up. :pinkiehappy: Too bad Twilight seems to have bad trips... :rainbowlaugh:

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