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Celestia brushes her teeth three times a day (at least she did since it was invented) so she believed she had nothing to worry about on a dental front. So how the Tartarus did she get a toothache?! Now the Princess of the Sun must do something she hasn't done for hundreds of years: visit a dentist!

A commission for Alexwarlorn (as you can tell, I had a TON on the back burner)! hope you guys enjoy it!

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro!

Cover Art thanks to Johansrobot: !

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I am very glad that in your story there are many reminders other stories that I read a few years back. Good job!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!:trollestia:

Ah dangit, you beat me to the "40 cakes" joke.

Good work, Wolf! I couldn't pick what was better, the literal piles of tartar or tiny civilizations.

That Lex Luthor cake joke never gets old.

This whole thing was very funny.

Was that a reference to how they measured anesthesia for Andre the Giant? "How much does it take to get you drunk?"

And is "My word, that's not even as much dirt as came off me" supposed to be along the lines of "that's more dirt" instead of less?

I'm glad to notice you did a research for the dentist's terminology, this makes the story feel more natural.:yay:

A fun story. My favorite part was the reference to the "Century of the Golden Wheelbarrow."

Do I spy a reference to Diamond Dentistry? :pinkiehappy:

Celestia blushed a little at that thought. “...How much sugar is in forty cakes?”
Minuette blinked. “A year?”
“...A week...”
The gifted unicorn's eye twitched. “You...you eat forty cakes a week?!”

And that's terrible. Due to it being 1 am while I'm reading this, I find this as funny as an entire episode of SNL( a good one) condensed into four lines. Thank you, good sir.

“Yes! It's as many as four tens! And that's terrible!”

Can't...breathe. Dying...of laughter...to an internet meme. Worth...it.

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It stuns me people still find that meme funny after all this time. It's getting a little weird.

8075257 The fact that you see my latest comment on your story just makes this better. And I only recently discovered it. That combined with my innate love of bad puns(which in and of itself involves enjoying others' pain at overused humor) makes me a perfect memelord. But I only deal in the good stuff, the ones that stand the test of time-internet time, anyway. You can keep you kermit-drinking-tea and pepes. I'll stick with crushed scouters, kids who like trains, and the goddamn batman.

Once it's had time to harden properly, it's not tartar anymore... But this way we can make bad puns about Minuette studying calculus.

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