A certain individual tries to sell Granny Smith novelty steaks, but doesn’t expect the old coot to have some tricks up her sleeve.
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Majin Syeekoh
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Dammit, Syeekoh
This may have been the greatest revenge fic ever written. Standards continue to be set higher as you release more and more fabulous fiction.
8286615
First comment’s pretty good for this sort of thing.
8286617
You know exactly why.
8286620
I thought that part was pretty good, too.
8286621
Oh dear lord...
I thought I saw that ending coming, but I thought it was too obvious to actually be it. Then it was. Alrighty then.
8286644
That’s a new one
8286645
Sometimes you just have to go with the obvious because no one’s going to expect it.
.....I don't get it.
Noice.
8286740
👌
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't mess with the Apples. Mar one leaf and the whole tree's set to fall on you.
8286766
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Well this is a thing that happened.
8286803
That’s an accurate way to describe it, yes.
8286804
Has anyone ever called you crazy? Or maybe even compared you to a certin pink earth pony?
8286807
Yes and yes.
Several times for each, in fact.
8286810
But then again is there really any fun in being "normal".
8286815
What fun is there in making sense?
8286816
Isint that Discords line?
8286820
It is, yeah.
love how you mentioned that she tried theatre before!
I'm not sure what's funnier. Granny conning Chryssi into taking up a life of whoreing, or the fact that prostitution jobs are so commonplace in this version of Equestria that they're advertised in the newspaper.
Bless you, Syeekoh.
8287173
Personally, I like to imagine Equestria as a rather progressive locale.
*snerk*
Well, 8286615 already said it, so...
this was pretty funny, if facepalm worthy at the end. about what I've comd to expect from you :p
Was the title at all inspired by this?
8287533
I can’t say I’ve ever seen that movie, no, but that must be when the phrase “outfox the fox” entered the mass public consciousness for the first time, so I am probably indebted to that film in some manner.
>Go to fimfics for the first time in days
>Syeekoh story in feature box
Just came here to call you a faggot.
Faggot~<3
8287818
Just for you, bby.
8287977
Right back at you ~<3
Heh-heh-heh, what a deliciously fun little fic. This should be a Fanfic 101 guide on how to write Granny Smith (or a lot of Apple family dialogue in general) considering it's both concise but full of plenty of good examples on how one should right the type of country dialect you'd get from a character like Granny Smith, certainly no small feat. Well done, indeed, and thanks for the many chuckles!
I rate this 9/10 apples.
*applause of approval* Me like.
I approve of this, 10/10 would read again, hehehehe
Chrysalis would be a perfect prostitute. I can so imagine her being a prostitute, with Pharynx as her 'pimp', since he's just about as powerful as she is, if not more now that he has more love. It would be an excellent punishment for the former leader...sorry, slave-driver...of the changelings. Let Prince Pharynx take care of once-Queen Chrysalis. All her hooking bits go to helping Thorax turn the changeling village into an even bigger hippie paradise. Add some nice bongs and meditation circles...everything a hippie paradise needs, and Chrysalis would feel so much shame, seeing what her former hive has become!