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Norm De Plume


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I didn't expect that boner, but I welcome it.

>Male on Female
>Characters Are Of Age

You sick fuck :pinkiegasp:

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Well we can't have *that*, can we? We'll have to change it to something worse, otherwise they might end up with a friendly stable relationship (STABLE RELATIONSHIP!)

Even worse, Scootaloo's cock wasn't bigger than her whole bloody apartment. I mean, some people might actually get the impression it's okay if it's not a giant member on the end of a mare!

If I had been drinking anything, it would have come out of my nose. Good work!

Well, this was... something.
Please dont get me wrong. This little fiction of yours was so much more well written then some of the ridiculously high rated porn here, the characters were as autentic as they could get in the given setting, the sex scenes were tastefull and not just truckloads of cum getting sprayed everywhere. The nice, little bits of background info sprinkled in all those small-talks spiced the story up too.
I am propably just a bit surprised to read such a admitably enjoyable dickmare-on-femstallion story. So all in all, this work of yours deserved a fave and a like.


P.S. And I still can´t guess for the life of me how Scoots aquired her extra equibment.

I dunno why I ever expect anything less than the best from you. Or why I ever think maybe I'll be asleep without having to read every last word. But so long as you enjoy giving us some of the greatest reads out here, I'll continue being surprised on both counts.

And I'll damn well enjoy it. :pinkiehappy:

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I just stayed up three hours later than I anticipated, only to be reading idiocy on reddit. At least you made better use of your time. :P

Damn that was hot. Characterizations were good too.

Although, I kind of don't want to upvote it, since it's got exactly 69 right now... meh, might as well.

Yeah. "Favorite" fits this one pretty well. Nicely done.

Wait, this fic only has eight comments? Jesus of Nazareth man, that's harsh.

For starters, yes, I love this fic. I love brass-edged teen Scoots and charming, effete Pipsqueak, and I may have written this pairing once or twice. I may also have custom-made fan art of Pipsqueak getting pegged by Scootaloo, and I may also be willing to share this art with anyone who PMs me for it.

I'm not good at describing why I liked things that I liked so instead i'll just go

Pressing a bar of soap into his hand, she kissed his cheek and gave a small grind of her groin into his hip to let him feel the lump between her thighs. “I bet you clean up well, Pips.” She grinned. “Because I do, too.”

damn thats hot

“If you're wondering, the answer is 'all the way',” she murmured, “until my tongue's in your ear and you're sitting on my cock.” She cupped his neck and stood up on her toes, a hot, wet swirl invading his ear. The sensation made him groan and lean into her, even as she was pulling back just like he had seconds before.

i mean god damn

Then there was the rustle of wings from overhead and Scootaloo suddenly used him for a landing pad. Her knees settled into his cutie marks and her mouth fastened onto the side of his neck, the hot, wet pull making him moan and jerk his head to the other side to get her to keep doing just that.

yeah thats what im talking about

She cooed overhead, squirming a little to get her nipples in his mouth, her writhing encouraging the soft bites he found himself making.

unnnnfffff

his touch making her chirp softly, like only a little Pegasus would.

...I could go on, and if you request it, I will go on. At length.

An excellent fic. Completely par the course for you, and I expected nothing less.

Good times. I liked the characters here. Each one feels complete unto themselves.

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Of course it has only eight comments. It's not like it's hastily-slammed-out futa-foalcon, cum-inflation, gangbanging, butt expansion, bukkake clop in only 4,500 words with impossible anatomy, no refractory periods and giant members that could break down the studio double doors at Warner Brothers. This fic is 75% realism, 15% fantasy, and the last 10% is up to your imagination.

(Because Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay.)

I *did* hear a rumour that it made the feature box for a couple hours on Saturday morning, just about the time they stopped showing the cartoons on all network channels. But that's unverifiable.

So pleased I managed to peg your fetish right in the adequately-lubed, well-prepared, properly-stimulated, approved region.

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Of course it has only eight comments. It's not like it's futa-foalcon, cum-inflation, gangbanging, butt expansion, bukkake clop with impossible anatomy, no refractory periods and giant members that could break down the studio double doors at Warner Brothers.

I'm getting the feeling that Nostalgia Schmaltz's collected works don't really do it for you.

I *did* hear a rumour that it made the feature box for a couple hours on Saturday morning, just about the time they stopped showing the cartoons on all network channels. But that's unverifiable.

The feature box is where I found this gem of yours, so I can add anecdotal evidence in that regard.

So pleased I managed to peg your fetish right in the adequately-lubed, well-prepared, properly-stimulated, approved region.

Pleasure's all mine. Hey, if you ever wanna talk shop with another clopwriter who hugely admires your work, PM me, anytime.

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There is nothing wrong with NostalgiaSchmaltz. I was just very interested to see that booty-Cadance is capable of 300 upvotes in two days. More power to that plump pink princessly posterior.

I may snark, but also it's important to remember that "My Kink Is Not Your Kink, And That's Okay."

And this 'feature box' must be like Mr. Bean's TV. It's only in the there when I'm not looking. :P

Well done norm, well done. Now about that radio show...

I liked the whole thing, honestly. It's smutty in places, but there's some modicum of emotion to it, more than you'd expect. And Scootaloo not really saying what her deal is, as well as the implied threat hanging over her head, I kinda feel for her. Sweetie Belle's great as a mediator, just someone out to have fun and keep it fun for everyone else, and Pip as a confused guy trying to make the best of a weird proposition is... well, you get the idea.

Good concept, good execution.

5126773 'Stable Relationship'... God Dammit, that's good.

Follow-ups to this would be really cool. You have a great dynamic between Scoots and Pip here, and Sweetie hanging around playing the sexytimes-enabler is cool too.

SHL

This is marvelos. Awesome. amazing. And it needs a sequel, I thing.

You deserve this:
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I remember this one, and I remember really enjoying it, mainly because it's just regular sex between friends, only sprinkled with Futa. Realistic, non fetishy interaction is a plus.

Personal headcanonnon is that Dash is also Futa, and would give her advice how to deal with having maredick.

FutaDash: "Sis, I know your feel." *Hugs and consoles a sobbing FutaScooter* "You're feeling I can feel deeply."

Comment posted by Problem Grippin deleted Oct 10th, 2016

Hey. Do you mind if I put this version of Scoots in a one shot with Rainbow Dash from my own fic?

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Sure, why not? Bring the brass.

I really like the way you characterized everyone in this. Scootaloo for example, treads this line between dickish and caring, which is a difficult thing to do without dipping too far into the former, but you manage it well. The characters are deeper than at first glance, and that, mixed with the informality of the whole situation gives the three a very good rapport.

It's a little bittersweet, but in a good way. Despite Scootaloo's abrasiveness, I empathize with her turmoil on some level.

Good job.

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Thanks. Scoots is conflicted in a lot of ways. She's grown up idolizing being cool and devil-may-care, but fights with being mushy at times, especially in regards to her sexuality. Sweetie's good for making her heart grow, but Scoots is afraid if she gets too sappy with anypony else, she's opening up to possible hurt and rejection. Used to being the dominant partner, she really struggles with the desire to be more girlish and submit, especially to a femme-y stallion like Pipsqueak. So she tries to have it both ways. Poor thing will learn.

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I sure hope so. Seems like a troubling existence.

I'd like to think that she and Pip do get together--after actually getting to know each other and all that. Scoot needs someone to help her find herself.

Loved it, hot and cute. Don't care if three years too late, more of this please?

Mares with dicks! Yaaayy!!! :pinkiehappy:

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Not just that, but mares with dicks giving it to stallions!

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Seriously. Love this story. :twilightsmile:

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