Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria, starts his new life as Fleur de Lis' new secretary. How will he handle difficult obstacles like his close-minded manager, and living under Canterlot's uptight, social norms?
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I can just imagine Oz getting a nosebleed from the girls' attire.
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You mean like this:
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Yep.
5343270 5343317 5343319 Yep, that's just the thing Ozzy was trying to avoid. In order to stop himself from nosebleeding, he jumped into the cold pool water to constrict the blood flow.
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You know that was the actually the first thing that popped up when I typed up "endless nose bleed gif" XD
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I guess this pic. technically works...
Heh. Perv.
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Gentlemen, as you can clearly see, as demonstrated by our friend Spike, jumping in the water does little to hide/ stop a"nose bleed"
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Another lovely chapter. Well done.
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But, those nosebleeds happen nearly instantly. So the chapter should have really gone like this:
The shock of such sudden blood loss combined with the shock of such cold water causes poor Oz's body to shut down, and our poor protagonist drowns attempting to nullify his boner...
Only to have Shining and Fleur have to dive in after him, get him out of the water, and revive him with CPR. When Oz finally comes to, he opens his eyes to see Fleur kissing him. And if that wasn't enough, he notices that his head happens to be resting on something soft... Shining's lap.
This causes him to have yet another massive nosebleed, knocking him unconscious due to significant blood loss.
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Lol, gotta be faster on the trigger
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Yep. It only makes it more obvious. And attracts sharks...
5343364 Sweet Jesus man, we're talking about Ozzy Shore here, not "Black Foot" Sanji (the man who actually almost died from loosing too much blood upon casting his gaze to a women whose beauty was more then he could take). Yeah Ozzy is a light weight, but I'd like to think he's at least just a little more in control then your average protagonist of any Harem series.
Love the chapter.
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You'd be surprised how much blood someone can lose through a nose injury, and how little it actually can take for that blood loss to knock someone out. Of course, this is with complicating factors like having gone into shock from the massive temp change, subsequent revival, and sudden realization of the infamous lap-pillow (of which all are, admittedly, "slightly" [read: heavily] exaggerated here for comedic sake ).
And besides, where's the fun in assuming that any fictional protagonist in such a situation as this lucky bastard is in has even normal levels of control?
That mental imagery. th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/299/5/0/mlp___luna_likes_it_by_santafer-d4dzwwr.png
5343612 I try to do what I can.
5343270 5343317 5343319 5343325 Gentlemen, I somehow doubt that a nose bleed would be the most revealing thing about Oz's 'appreciation' for the girls attire. (If you catch my drift and I believe Fleur stated as much. )
On a separate topic, I wonder what 'revenge' Shining and Ozzy have in store for her.
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5343701 A spanking?
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I have it under "Appleicious". But that's just me.
I see lots of teasing and flirting when the heats start, that or ozzy will have to take shelter at fancy's or Claire's
5343662 sad to say but this is one of the fics that are keeping me on this site all the others are on hold or just stopped
5343894 Really? Have you looked around for other fics? I mean there's plenty to browse, and I can suggest some good ones (at least in my opinion) that could take up your time. Just send a PM if you're interested.
5343835 A possibility, but unlikely. (She might enjoy it.)
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That is all
I know this may be selfish of me and I probably said this twice but, PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THEM FORM A HERD! Also, why do I have a feeling the douchantor will have a evil plan coming up a few chapters?
Yeesss, this chapter pleases mee, even if it's a bit short.
I petition for longer chapters!!
Can't wait to see what revenge those two have and mind, and also if anything interesting shall happen at lunch.
5343835 I Second this comment.
Another interesting and taking things slow it seems. I was looking forward to when Bubbles and Toffee would share the big news with them this chapter, but I can wait for the next chapter then. It's nice to see some progress with the characters, but I really like to see Ozzy share his first kiss with one of them.
Keep up the good work dude!
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He is to busy eating fish
Or do you want to get him away form his fish
what can i say....f-ing love this story. you got yourself a new follower
stay classy
5373547 I don't even.
I've got three better words for you:
FUCK ME YES!!!!!!
Someone needs to make a picture of them in those bikinis.