Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria, starts his new life as Fleur de Lis' new secretary. How will he handle difficult obstacles like his close-minded manager, and living under Canterlot's uptight, social norms?
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I'm waiting for the "Ozzy walking in on Fleur and/or Shining in the shower". Staying in the same hotel room it is just bound to happen. That being said, good chapter and I can't wait for the next one.
What. Da. FUCK?! I'm not even going to ask, because I probably already know.
those are not my questions my question is why hasn't anyone jammed a lead pipe up puff tie's ass and then continued to beat him to death with it
4906267 foreshadowing isn't it?
Loving the update frequency this is being pushed out at. Your doing an excellent job.
Should do a scene from Shinys POV when shes furiously flicking the bean in the shower. Her thoughts probably drifted to Ozzy more than once I think.
Shining's dream and her way of dealing with stress made me laugh. Thanks for the quick update.
She was probably his manager, before they broke up. Sigh.....there goes my..... Fleur and Shining were dating the same guy theory.
4906395 no kidding.
"... Did they feel good?"
AWESOME!!!
THIS is starting to TAKE form.
Got some insight into Oz's nightmares and history finally. Explains some of his hang-ups with relationships.
Can't wait for the next chapter, you've got me hooked.
Shiny was stress free for like a whole ten minutes.
Ex coltfriend? I honestly thought he was a coltcuddler
4906700 WHAT IF HE WAS?! roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/mlp_e_surprised.png
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
OK but am I the only one with a tin foil hat thinking that the nightmare fleur in this chapter was a love dream between her and Oz with Luna not their at all or questioning fleur about why she is in love with a human?
I just feel suspicious about this and am wondering where this will go?
Can you not include tiny speech that is impossible to read? I don't want to have to stop reading the story, think about a way of viewing the words, do that plan, reread the context for the words, and then try to get back into the story. That is a big flow breaker.
It's usually the opposite with me.
> Be depressed
> Maybe rubbing one out will cheer me up
> Do so
> Get reminded of how lonely I am from it
> Be even more depressed
You're doing good so far though, in any case.
Dude(ler), I feel like we're never gonna get to see any clop.
But this story's so good, I honestly don't give a shit.
4907075 You will. I just gotta find a good spot to put some. I know there will be near the end.
Who the bloody hell is Robert?
GREAT STORY HAS LIKED ME
CHARACTERS, Dilemmas, HUMOR, THE TRAUMA OF EACH CHARACTER
SIMPLY GREAT (AT LEAST FOR ME)
I SUGGEST THAT OZZY, FLEUR AND SHINING
FINISHED IN A HERD (IS ONLY A SUGGESTION BUT THAT REALLY LIKE ME)
UP TO YOU BUT THE AUTHOR
GOOD LUCK AND GREETINGS
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Quick way to read those is to hold the control key and press the + key. Screen zooms, you find the words, and your good, then repeat but with the minus key to zoom back out. Done.
4907227 Or you could highlight it, copy and paste it to someplace else.
le epic chapter. I very much enjoyed, cant wait to see more of it.
4903491 You are indubitably correct my good man. This all applies in a salivated conversation, so i say cotos my friend.
4903481 our friend Ipreferpl forgot the non elusive kick or punch to the groin.
I don't know, not a big fan of stereotypically douchebaggy douches. Which is why I never enjoyed characters like Blueblood, no matter how possibly realistic they'd be.
4908275 I'll see what I can do.
4908116 There will be something coming up soon. Do not worry my young pervert, you will get some clop soon, and it will be glorious.
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Dear Dudeler.
Thank Celestias third tit. I was getting worried that there might not be any hot...anthro...on...human....
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Yours Truly, The Cake Devil.
4908369 Dude, if you just realized you're screwed now, I think I can say for the majority of us here that we have stepped onto freaky territory a LONG time ago.
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Dear Dudeler.
Yeeeeah, you'd think I might have realized this sooner then twelve chapters into this story. But what evs, just add another item to my vast-er- I mean small, list of fetishes. Ta ta dahling, I'll see you at chapter 13.
Yours Truly, The Cake Devil.
4908324 We are hyperevolved. thunder monkeys from space
Ain't gonna spoil what Fleur said to Oz while they were talking in the Hotel room but when I zoomed in and read it I was just like...
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Pretty sure that's his brother's name.
...
Leastwise, I think it is. I'm fairly certain that it was mentioned in the chapter when they were either getting Fancy Pants a gift, or going to his party.
Well, Puff Tie needs to be kicked in the nuts repeatedly.
With spiked boots
4909629 Just to correct you, but Shining doesn't have a distaste for mares, just stallions. And let me tell ya when you read the next chapter, all will be made clear... Mobs will be made, chaos will ensue, and wars will be declared. All of it will be created by me, and there's nothing you can do about it!
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*cough cough* Whoa, excuse me, I don't know what came over me back there.
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4906831 Probably he didn't know that he was a coltcuddler until later, and for the looks of this it happened most likely during his time with Shinning.
4906927 That is easy just select the small text, do right click with your mouse, and when the small window pops out, just look down in the part when you can see Search Google for 'words you are searching'.
Like this
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If you do this you will easily see the small words between the '.....'
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...but....robert is my name...
5054168 Please note that all fictional characters depicted in the story are not based off of real people. Trust me when I say that I thought every guy I come across named Mike would turn out to be a total douche until I had an awesome neighbor who went to Iraq/Afghanistan during his time in the army, became a police officer, and got married recently.
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Aww, he's so innocent.
5054968 You think that you can just patch up this poor guys feels after making him cry because Robert was a dick to Ozzy?
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No. Because I'm about to undo all of your attempts.
5054168 He lies. He was insinuating that all people named Roberts are Oompa Loompas who like bananas, and Ozzy is horribly allergic to both Oompa Loompas and bananas. The guy that he knows who served in Afghanistan isn't actually called Mike, his name is Charles, and he recently gave birth to a packet of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew from his nose, thus earning him the title of '420 D4nk J3su5' for anyone who understands the reference.
It's ok though, I am here. It's all ogre now. You're not an Oompa Loompa, and if you like bananas I will keep Celestia at bay. Here, have a carrot.
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Oh, they were makin' a sundae, alright~. A SEX SUNDAE!!!!!
The Nope Train has left the building with extra nope.
6832425 ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN! FIRST STOP HELL-NAH TOWN FINAL DESTINATION FUCK-THIS-SHIT-VILLE
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7714789 can I come on board too?
I got my ticket
I don't like the time skips, those are always confusing.
These two get the first impression that Shining is a bull dyke and wants to keep Fleur for helself, by scaring everypony else away and thus isolating Fleur.
A already like Puff Tie. He is not afraid of Shining and treats her the way she deserves. Well, she actually deserves being beaten and tortured until she breaks, but standing up to her and insulting her back is good enough, I guess.
just thought of this skip to 40 seconds
...
He backed down from a prissy, emaciated homosexual.
Damn.
Didn't think it was possible for someone to have negative balls.