How MANY do you want to write, dude?

Edit:

A name for the ship?

ummmm...

Make it Valiant's suggestion: The Shitastic Rowboat

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

jesus

haven't read it yet.

will read t once I've caught up wiht everything else.

Also, the title...seriously?  I know you're sticking with the 'Dreams' theme but...seriously, 'Wet Dreams'?

I'm expecting something kinky due to that pun, now.

yes! Just when I finished reading "vampire Cheerilee", you post this!

>>514058514058

This is my 13th published story.

>>514063514063

Oh no, I haven't pulled a Jesus since at least Easter.

>>514066514066

We'll see.  We'll see.

...

Seriously?  We're going with the juvenile humor with the title?  If so; good job, sir.  It nearly floored me.

The flying duchmare

Pie in the sky

Kraken

Equestria's Pride

Enterprise

>>514111514111

Hmm.  Naming ships Enterprise is as American as apple pie...

The Von braun

i need to stop playing system shock its been 13 years and i have yet to finish it

"leaky loo" is the only name I can think of.

Name of Ship:  Dirty Hooker II

>>514147514147

It fits, I'll give you that.

Enterprize or America F**k Yeah

The S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together

Aquaman

The dying tuna

The kraken

Boat

The everfree

Valiant-esk suggestions:

The Colbert

George Washington

Texas

Yankees

Patriots

Twilight is a whore

Out of context title...

Nautilus. At this rate they're gonna be 20,000 leagues under the sea in no time. Or hell, name it the Wisconsin for all I care.

Damnit I can't think of anything clever for the ship name.

"The Floating Deathtrap"

Nice title.  It honestly wouldn't surprise me if all your efforts so far were to bring you to the point that you could do this with a straight face.

>>514198514198

Come on, it's totally in context.  It's the Dream series, there's water everywhere, and it's Valiant's dirty mind.

how about the Sea Bitch?

>>514215514215

Eh, it was meant in a humorous manner. Besides, I'd probably end up having one if I was on a sinking ship.

The Relation, so Twilight can finally be in a relationship.

Gee, and I was feeling depressed too. Why did you have to post a new story?

I vote for "The Dirty Hooker Mk2"

Edit: Wait, wait. name it the Titanic. Absolutely no good reason not to. We know it will end badly....

AMERICA F**K YEAH

since celestia gave them the boat and she has a fucked up sense of humor how about "Celestia's sick sense of humor"

Wouldn't the guy who steers the ship be called the helmsman? Also, I'm voting for Ican'tthinkofausernamesoI'lljustusethis!'s The Relation because DHOHOHO!

I got a name how about the U.S.S Loose Bolt.

The Hindentanic Fitzgerald

>>514116514116

Actually, the Apple pie was first made in England in the 14th century, around 400 years before North America was even colonised, let alone baking.

Ah well, guess Britain wins again...

(Also, thanks for using my pic as the cover art)

>>514601514601

But "As American as apple pie" is an American phrase.

If you want to get really technical, "American" could be anybody in this hemisphere, really.  While it's often used interchangeably, the United States is not, by itself, America.

So, this time it isn't our fault.

You should not be allowed to put "what could go wrong" in a description. Somehow everything goes wrong.

This should be good.

>>514621514621

At least you've got all those times it was your fault to fall back on, eh?

>>514373514373

DAMN YOU!! I wanted to make that joke!

I second Titanic.

or.... the "Trollestia's Ship"

EDIT: and now I actually have to go read that Dreams of yours....

How about CRN Ambassador (Celestia's royal navy)

>>514639514639

Yup.  The screwup makes it into the history book, too.  Argueably more often.

>>514657514657

Don't I know it...

Ship names huh?

Enterprise

Defiant

Voyager

Intrepid

Renegade

Paragon

Endeavour

Majestic

Challenger

Discovery

Venture

Odyssey

Excelsior

Fearless

Redoubtable

Find the two that aren't from Star Trek and get a muffin

The politicians promise, because it barely stays afloat

the undersea explorer

the Trollestia

her royal highness

the Dingy of Doom

Cucumber Viking

the scuttling scow

>>514684514684 ah were playing this game huh, well let me remind you that america is britain's biggest f-up because britain was the primary reason for america comeing into exsistance. So that pretty much means that any f-up we make is technically britain's fault for not stopping us in the first place. Also because of the reason mentioned apove any good thing that occures because of the exsistance of the united states is also your fault. it's like britain is a father and america is it's child the parent get the blame for not raiseing their child correctly, but when ever the child does well the other parents think that the child's parents are doing a good job raiseing them.

The Very Large Mistake

SIDRAT (See what I did there?)

Michael Jackson's Smelly Dead Crotch

>>515390515390

Now, now, kids, settle down.

I hereby dub this ship:

Shipping

The ship should be named GUNDAM so that Valiant can make appropriately timed inane references to Gundam memes.

name the ship:

"america F**k ya."

"the garbage barge."

"the floating death trap."

"stupid."

"the bitch's backhand"

"the really crappy boat transporting a dragon,a bookworm,a bitch,a redneck,adhd,the stare master,an ex-vampire,and an ex-vampire badass around the world at the plea of a trolling tyrant."

something involving the twin towers

Now I am gonna pull a name from an awesome move, "The Wild Wild West", and say Wonderer!

Valiant  totally suggest not naming it or naming it No Name. because every time he names something it breaks (captain is a rank and thus skirts the rule).

Seriously if I remember correctly the unnamed robots st the end of A Dream did not break but every other invention he made did. They can put it to a vote and he gets Fluttershy and Applejack to vote with him while Twilight gets Applejack and Spike to vote with her on a different name. Then Pinky and Rainbow get to chose the tie breaker. Pinky is convinced by the logic that if the ship sinks there would be fewer parties and friends while rainbow gets bribed by some cool invention that can be used later in the fic.

Also no name is a Spirited Away reference.

Enterprise.

How about the 'Un-laden Swallow'?

But is it African or European? It matters, trust me.

Or perhaps just the 'Migrating Coconut'.

Saw the title and thought clop.

Then saw the tags.

How about a punny, yet seafaring-related title?  Here are 3 suggestions:

In the Neighvy

The Bounding Mane

The Sea Horse

Lame?  Yes.  Silly?  Yes.

Submarine since the boat seems to be intent on going underwater.

The Red Oktober.

"Better than the whole Canadian Navy" is my suggestion.

>>517458517458

That's still better than the Mexican Air Force.

>>517458517458 Whoa, hold on there, I am offended.

j/k

OK names...

as suggested by Valiant:

The Trollestia

The Challenger (and have it blow up)

The Floating Deathtrap

The Yellow Submarine(and make the story really trippy and stuff)

As suggested by Pinkie:

The Dirty Hooker II

The E.S. Party(and having her add party cannons)

The Lovecakes

Or you can have Derpy randomly appear from when controlled by the changelings and have her name it The Love Muffin.

U.S.S. Arizona

The ex wife

Bottoms Up (written upside down)

Bow Movement

My Assiss Dragon

Blow me

Maid of Plywood

Rime Of The Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden

My vote for ship name is Albatross.

Alternatively, the Iron Maiden, and have it be named after one of Valiant's metalhead exes or something.

That name! It is WIN!

I bet the cover art is actually better looking than the ship itself.

What a surprise seeing you here

50 bucks says you won't get Valiant to sing a verse of "In the NavY!"

>>520434520434

Valiant: "That's gay."

Over The Seas - Alestorm

Well, that's up there with the weirdest actually relevant song I've posted.

Also, thanks for listening to my suggestion.

Brilliant

you actually mentioned some of our suggestions . thanks

"made in china"

“What, you’ve never had a primal urge to run up on some beach, plant a flag and shout, ‘first’?”

That right there made me stop reading just to see if someone posted a picture that closely resembled it. You all fail.

Image: http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/d0e616798e341d13fb8f5466d1eedec1/89393%20-%20artist%3AFamelessFace%20flag%20garden%20pony%20statue.png

Valiant...Just...

You are the only person I have found who can do a self-insert and still make a good story.

>>522591522591

Well...technically it's not a self-insert because I'm not that much of a dick in real life.  Perhaps it's a self-insert of my Id, leaving out the Ego and SuperEgo.  Hmm.  This requires further thought.

Hurrah, you used my relationship line!

And Pinkie said my "Leaky Loo" suggestion!

I about died laughing at this line: “Jeeze," I said.  "You really need to loosen up a little.  Maybe we should name it The Relation so you could finally be in a relationship."

>>526161526161

>>524196524196suggested that.

Stick around.  I'll have a new chapter up in a few hours.

First.

Ok, carry on.

My female friend would probably get a kick out of that sandwich gag. I have to be careful how I phase it though, or she'll improvise it on the spot.

>>526783526783

My female friend would ask, "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a cookie?"

Not because she likes me, because it's less effort.

U.S.S. LIKE A BOSS

To Cool For You

This Boat Sucks

The Horrible Sail

Titanic

i can only imagine the awsomeness valient will bring to this place,

also will he be waking up soon , i want to see valient, the mane 6 and spike on earth

oh god.... they got so much bad luck.... and boredom.

and although I didn't read Dreams yet, I think I can see why he's not shipped with any Mane 6 yet..... THEYRE ALL CRAZY and so is he...

Odyssey - Kyuss

"What evil looks had I from old and young!  Instead of the cross, the Albatross about my neck was hung."

I'm not sure if that was a reference to Samuel Coleridge Taylor, or Iron Maiden, but I like it either way. Actually, now that I think about it, its both. Carry on.

>>526783526783 >>526835526835 After reading those comments I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. She punched me in the chest....Didn't think that one through.

I could see Valiant eventually getting with one of the main 6 in this story. What's the expression, "I've been out to sea for a long time."

>>528625528625 In this case I think the expression is something more along the lines of "I need a stallion, and Rainbow won't do it so I'll have to settle for you."

>>528643528643 Hauntingly poetic...

Hurrah, more wet dreams!

...Never thought I would say / type that.

Kangaroo Kingdom? So you're going to Australia next?

>>530864530864

It started out as a briefly mentioned joke in A Dream.  Yes, you may consider it to be an analogy for a certain country, but I'll probably avoid as many stereotypes as possible.

I'm looking forward to some hilarious misunderstandings with primitive kingdoms.

Back Round - Wolfmother

its only a matter of time before he wakes up again,

if he dies is he a pony forever,

also i would love to see a story were the ships crew goes to america

I hope they don't get into any legal trouble in the Kangaroo Kingdom. I have heard some bad things about kangaroo courts.

Oh god let them meet captain kangaroo....

Funniest chapter yet!

Save me!

I'm trying not to think too hard about that last sentence. It's hurting my brain.

“It was a giant ship!”  Dash gestured with her hooves.  “It sailed out of a storm.  I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Really?

I would like to cast a vote for a chapter where Valient meets a Kangaroo Crocodile Hunter.

Hooray! This is going to be awesome!

I feel like I should insert a xzibit quote in here somewhere. "I put some dimensional travel in your dimensional travel so you can......."

Eh, someone smarter than me do it. It's my day off and I'm being lazy.

>>534308534308 "I put dimensional travel in your dimensional travels so you can travel the dimensions while you travel the dimensions."

There ya go.