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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Comments ( 56 )

I wouldn't.

Get dunked

TAW
TAW #2 · Mar 8th, 2012 · · ·

303193
Fuck you Poultron, just because it's not your waifu
Why don't you go eat a million dicks, like you do every other day

303259
this is the "other" day, fucknugget. why dont you go have gay homo sex with a twilight plushie loser nerd? get wrecked.

TAW
TAW #4 · Mar 8th, 2012 · · ·

303262
go fuck Pinkie Pie oh wait you can't you giant moron

go die in a burning ditch full of those baby pinkie pie plushies that talk and say they love you when you press their hooves

except they're all dying
like your validity as a human being

303282
wow as if this dungass nerd can have the sex with the Pinkie Pony??? get fucking educated you dumb buttlord.

"my name is TAW and i write the funny words where i have the ponesex!!! blah blah look how dumb and fat i am" take a plane flight to africa and bomb you're self into the ground fuckboat

TAW
TAW #6 · Mar 8th, 2012 · · ·

303290
oh look you think because you're a MORONator on web fanfictions.biz you think you can have sex with all the horses??

think again fuckface pinkie would never love you, not even if you were sad
she would laugh at you
she wants to see everybody BUT YOU smile smile smile

303317
woah dude that's frankly over the line and uncalled for

TAW
TAW #8 · Mar 8th, 2012 · · ·

303323
I'm sorry, man. We got a little heated there, I think we both said some things we regret. Pinkie Pie would want to see both of us smile, not fight.

303326
Make-up sex?

TAW

303349
Make-up sex.

this is relevant to my interests. also if you have sex with your time copy is it gay or masturbation?

303400I think that it's COMPLETE...GLOBAL...MASTURBATION.

... You guys are very fucked up, no pun intended.

Woah!! What's with the hostilities guys?

The story was fun to read and very interesting.

But the most fun are the comments and the internet fight between the author and the mod. They made me laugh :trollestia:

well first I was like this :twilightsmile:

and then I read it :twilightsheepish:

and then I read the comments :twilightoops:

:facehoof: is first Twilight realizing the chain she set off.
:heart: tentacles

It's tentacular!

I can tell you and Poultron are good friends...

OK, read the description. It's apparently going to be a fic about 5 Twilights and tentacles.... :rainbowderp:

Then I realized I had forgotten my funny comment. :ajbemused:

303937Resident. Evil. 5. Reference.

Trigger Warning: Tentacles
:twilightoops:
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*click*:twilightblush:

dot...
dot...
dot...
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Ookaaayyy... What did I just read?

Not bad though.

303400 doesn't matter, had sex. :ajsmug:

Be right back, writing TAW-Poultron make-up sex.

I only counted two librarians...
I feel gypped.

303954 I think that may have been an example of a LOL random cursing conversation. Cause, despite all the curses thrown in there, I didn't get the feeling of hate going between them... reading the last comment/joke first kinda helped...

BBB

wow i am actually impressed at how many clop stories TAW wrote.. i mean 23!!! seriously that is insane!!! ok i have a challenge for TAW that will test his writeing abilitys...

:rainbowhuh:........................................:rainbowwild:

"Part of her brain responsible for fetishes"
All I can think of now is that inside Twilight's head is the Parlaiment of Sparkle, and outside the Library of Commons where a buch of angry Twilights (:twilightangry2: :facehoof:) are yelling at each other, the Library of Ladies where all the Twilights and their assistants have monacles (:moustache:) and say 'Mmyess, quite' , are corridors with the offices either of the Mimistries of Twilight, ranging from the Ministry of Friendship Problems, who recently passed a bill outlawing being tardy, wherein the Princess used her vetoe (:trollestia:) to the Ministry of Silly Walks :trixieshiftleft:... Uh I mean, the Ministry of Fetishes and Fantasies, with their Counter-Tentacle unit. :rainbowwild:

:pinkiehappy:......:twilightoops:........:yay:?.....:facehoof:

came for the tentacles
ended up staying for the argument

309857 What is going on here? lol


Another fantastic story, I think this is my favorite so far. Absolutly amazing. Was never really a fan of tentacles, but now I am.

Well, since everyone is doing it, here are my reactions.

Description::pinkiehappy:

After story::twilightoops:..........:pinkiehappy::yay:

Reads comments: :twilightoops:

It is only then do I go

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303349
303352
Well, my headache just exploded even further upon reading these. I'd like to blame both of you and say your words caused it, but that would be a lie. It was my palm bashing into my forehead.

303349 and 303352, your banter is just about the greatest thing ever.

Dat time loop.
It hurts my braaaaaaaaaain.

Are the three tentacles the other three librarians?

>doppelg�nger
What's with the question-mark-diamond?

303349>>303352 Don't forget to send pics e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/aroused.gif

TAW

870613
It's a reference to an old Doctor Who special. And uh, encoding issues, I should fix that.

EDIT: There fixed. I don't even know why that file wasn't utf-8 encoded.

I read the comment first. wow... someone rage :twilightangry2: quit. pretty funny.
edit: nvm they didnt quit... but still funny

TAW, you never fail to disappoint! Also, the comment war made my day. :rainbowlaugh:

And now she couldn't, because she looked at the book and all of the letters just reminded her of sex positions.

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Oh no...a nerd discovered sex.... THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!!!!!!

303193 ever read five ponies?:twilightsmile:

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