Joined January 2012

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Stories (7)

  • Fighting Feelings
    Rainbow Dash discovers that poor wording can have a huge effect. Applejack discovers that ain't bad

    12,331 words · 9,409 views · 555 likes · 7 dislikes
  • A Warm Summer's Evening
    Twilestia shipping
    14,673 words · 14,289 views · 1,111 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Unchangeable
    A changeling can change her body at will, but what does it take to change her mind?
    11,040 words · 9,371 views · 572 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Ms Sparkle's History Class
    Cadence goes to visit her former sitee one last time.
    5,236 words · 5,838 views · 433 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Sweetie's Magic Lessons
    3,747 words · 2,759 views · 207 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Curious Ponies Curiously meet the Curiosity
    3,551 words · 3,472 views · 246 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Lament of an Author
    2,162 words · 1,226 views · 71 likes · 9 dislikes

Blog Posts (63)

Because sometimes, just because you're immortal doesn't make you invulnerable. Sometimes, the one you're more proud of than anything else is the one that respects you the most, and sometimes respect goes deeper than either of you had ever realised.

Additionally, because sometimes an author wants to try and write something that doesn't end in horse sex, but instead adorable hugging and stuff. If this doesn't work out I'll probably go on and add some horse sex later, because people always like to see that, but I hope people enjoy it. My first foray into a full sized shipping fic, so please tell me what I screwed up.

EDIT: Updated with grammar improvements/education courtesy of the incredibly helpful kits.

First Published
2nd May 2012
Last Modified
18th May 2012

Comments ( 240 )

#1 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

Shipfic by TAW with no clop in it?


#2 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 1d ago · · ·

Damn this timing.

I have to go into the secure lab in 5 minutes and stay there all fucking day. :pinkiecrazy:

Read later FTW

#3 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 1d ago · · ·

What about some MOAR clop?:twilightblush:

#4 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 1d ago · · ·

Before reading, I'll put it out there:

Shipping? Without Horse-sex? Who are you and what have you done with TAW:rainbowderp:

Second non-clop fic I believe?

Always fun to see how people do out of their comfort zone...or at least seeing some variety:twilightsheepish:

Onwards to Twilestia:twilightsmile:

#5 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 23h ago · · ·

TAW - clop?


#7 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 23h ago · · ·

Pinkie Pie is credit to town. :pinkiehappy:

#8 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 23h ago · · ·

At Celestias 3rd try for the reply to Twilight there is a typo, stunent instead of student

#9 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 23h ago · · ·

Define full sized, for me that's around the 100.000 word mark :twilightsheepish:

It is my favorite pairing though

#10 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 22h ago · · ·


oh my

so this is what you were talking about the other time

#11 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 22h ago · · ·

Wait, no clop? And it's written by TAW? WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

#12 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 22h ago · · ·



tracking lolz

#14 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · 2 · ·


That's a lie and you know it.

The description began with the word "Because" that means clop begins roughly 15 - 30 lines in.

#15 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

What I said before proved to be right: I want more! :twilightsheepish:

more Celestia not knowing what to do with herself, more Twilight freaking out over missed deadlines, more cuddley kissy goodness, and finally: more Twilight picking up Celestia with her magic. :twilightsmile:

Looking forward to the next one.

#16 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

To be honest, I  kinda see this turning into a double ship fic... Like please, luna may be really happy for luna, but 1000 years on the moon, then doing all this royalty stuff while her sister is grinning like an idiot because her and her mare friend are going out star gazing in about an hour on the mountains MUST yank the jealosy strings so hard there a meter out of her chest!

#17 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 21h ago · 4 · ·

"Celestia glared at him with the full force of the sun and over two thousand years of practice, stress, and repressed hatred."

... This is how i imagined it looked.

#18 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

This is good work. I would like more, and if you decide to add some sexy-time-business to the equation I would not be adverse to that.... but it hasn't suffered without it.

EDIT: Oh it's complete... well then I guess I will have to find another source for my twilestia addiction... oh well it was still a good read.

#19 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

A very sweet tale. I enjoyed how quietly they slid into the relationship. Good work.

#20 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

Alright, finished this behemoth of TAW-ness

Guess I'll write as I read.


First chapter was perfect spelling and grammar-wise. Always great in my book, but often ignored;

All very in character.


"Celestia help her, she had no idea." - Pretty funny when you think about it. At least Luna stepped up to help

It seems that the instances you used the é for café were changed to 'café', how unfortunate:twilightsheepish:

I found it appropriate that "Can't fight this feeling anymore" by REO Speedwagon & Can't Lose by Shiro Sagisu (off the Bleach OST) came on during my reading of this.

'Somebody had stolen her coffee! "Prin- Celestia, where did my coffee go?" ':rainbowlaugh:

You used an actual salt bar:rainbowkiss: Excellent way to incorperate show canon elements

' "TWO THOUSAND YEARS, TWILIGHT." Celestia suddenly yelled.' - I actually laughed aloud from reading that line

By the letters exchange, I was tearing a bit. I mean smiley faces? Really:rainbowwild:

The verbal back-and-forth between Celestia and Luna while she tries to deny any feelings toward Twilight? Nicely done as well.

Spike in regards to getting sick from eating not only the muffin but the ice cream as well was a nice touch, makes him feel even more in character.

"It was just practise, going through the motions - not the e-motions."  - I REALLY like this line, not only is it fun to read, but it also correctly uses "practise".:pinkiehappy:

"Celestia sighed. This was harder in person than it was in letters - all she wanted to do was heart the dots on her is" - missing an apostrophe "i's"?

' "Celestia" and "Love" fitted together...' - Sounds alright, but maybe they "fit together perfectly in Twilight's mind", even if it does break from past to present tense for a second:unsuresweetie:

Also, that entire paragraph of explanation? Very Twilight. It's reenforced by what we've seen from Twilight in the show.

'Twilight smiled. "Celestia, I studied under you for years. I already know you're worth it." ' - Awwww:heart:

'Celestia glared at him with the full force of the sun and over two thousand years of practice, stress, and repressed hatred.' - At this point, "Drama Link (b)", off of the Ren & Stimpy original music score, played. Very fitting (Old show sound bits will do that)

"Twilight, I made most of those rules. I can't enjoy them, it's like casting your own spell - you just see all the imperfections, it ruins it," Celestia explained.

- THIS. This line man, I know that feel:raritydespair: Anyone who's created anything knows that feeling. Probably many on this site as well. (Although in my case it applies more to art and music, rather than writing:twilightsheepish:)

"When Celestia refused to move, Twilight picked her up and carried her in an intense magical glow. Twilight did not get turned down often." - "...And I'm not taking no for an answer!" Sounds very familiar.:ajsmug:

' "Celestia!" she exclaimed, "You stop that this instant. Come on, look through this," she commanded' - Twilight retains her air of leadership, even when the subject is Celestia.

"It was 1500 light years away, was shaped like a head, played a large part in the Orion constellation, and oh gosh Celestia was kissing her." - I did a double-take when I read that. Nicely done.

What a light hearted way to end the chapter.


Chapter 3 was nice & simple way to wrap up the story. That's all I really have to say about it.


All in all, I liked the way you wrote Celestia. Too many parts that were fun to read. The way she reacts with Twilight is excellent! Looking out for her, but also having her fun (I wonder which irritating 'celebrity' couple was rained on due to Twi's haste/aero style spell).

TAW, you're aweso- scratch that, TAWesome:twilightsmile:



This only proves once again that I can pretty much read and enjoy anything by you (given the time:twilightblush:)


I may or may not have opened up notepad alongside reading this to take notes;

Sorry for this wall of text, and keep doing what you do!:yay:

(PS. Thumbs up'd and Favourited, if it wasn't obvious already)

(PPS. TL:DR - This is well done, you rock & you should do more of it)

#21 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·


oh man...you are a genius

#22 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

TAW.... you deserve a medal ceremony

TAW... son of MAW. You have honored FimFiction with a beautiful story. You have proven to us that you're not just a Clop Writer, you're a romance writer. And that is beautiful. Write more of this sir.

#23 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

this one doesn't need clop to be good. it's just that damn good. it's the perfect size, perfect length and the story played out perfectly. you sir, deserve a mustache.:moustache:

#24 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

On an Unrelated topic, the way they draw celestia's eye is just stunning.


#25 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·

The description alone earned a thumb from me.

I'll read it later.

#26 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 21h ago · · ·


You're pretty good at writing non-clop stories as well (as evidenced by Unchangeable and this) :pinkiesmile:

#27 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 20h ago · · ·

LMAO at the description:rainbowlaugh:

#28 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 20h ago · · ·


Oh, there'll be more of that, don't worry.


I know, I'm crazy. Crazy!


Even princesses can make typos! It was totally intentional I swear maybe almost


A coherent story arc from start to finish, a self-contained piece. Length is proportional to how much you have to say.


I mark almost everything complete if it's a self-contained one-shot, but that doesn't preclude more, it just means that it ideally shouldn't leave any strings hanging


Thank you... I think!



#29 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 20h ago · · ·


The conversations were meant to establish a baseline for Celestia being more vulnerable than usually depicted, and everything else kind of spirals off of that, without them I'd completely agree with everything you said. I absolutely do ignore the complications, but at the same time they're never touched on at all - they aren't what this story is about. It's very much a generic >shipping tale with few new or interesting ideas, but we all have to start somewhere.

#30 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 19h ago · · ·


Too many people equate generic with bad, but there's a reason why it is considered the 'standard' I for one would love to read more :twilightsmile:

#31 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 19h ago · · ·


Absolutely, but his (now vanished) criticisms were perfectly valid.

#32 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 19h ago · · ·

>>533375 can you blame a 1000 year old godess for that?:pinkiehappy:

#33 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 19h ago · · ·

Ewww, no  clop :twilightoops:

Okay, joke aside, shipping was the boat that brought me here, and I always enjoy to take a ride from time to time. It's a really promising chapter, and I'm eager to see how it's going to continue.

#34 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 19h ago · · ·

i will read. anyway before i do wanna A. read my story B. join my group C. both D. nether.

#35 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 18h ago · · ·

"talk to somepony that raised her tail"

What an interesting metaphor . . . or maybe not so metaphorical. :P

#36 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 18h ago · · ·

Aww. No clop? :applecry::fluttercry::fluttershbad::fluttershyouch::fluttershysad::raritycry::raritydespair::rainbowhuh::unsuresweetie::duck:

Still, it was a quite enjoyable read.

#37 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 18h ago · · ·

3rd Post: Now you've been featured!:pinkiegasp:

Congrats Sir TAW:pinkiehappy:

#38 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·


Maybe later ;)

#39 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·

The ending joke was pro.

#40 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·

>>533221 I knooooow right?

Great story :3 I honestly always thought it would be cool to see you write a story now without any clop :o

And you did it!!! :D

#41 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·

I adore your Luna character.

And that star message.....Priceless:rainbowlaugh:  

#42 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·

This is best Twilestia shipfic.

#43 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 17h ago · · ·

> Because sometimes

Oh coola new TAW fic.

> Doesn't end in horse sex

Oh, my bad, thought you were TAW.

#44 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 16h ago · · ·

That was some excellent twilestia, right there

#45 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 16h ago · · ·

Loved it, the ease in which they slipped into the relationship was great change of pace from many Twilestia fics.

#46 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 15h ago · · ·

Fillies and Gentlecolts, I believe we have see the first instance of...


#47 · Chapter 1 · 120w, 15h ago · · ·

this is good

and i don't mind the lack of clop

sometimes a good shipping fic is better than clop

you know what i mean bro?

#48 · Chapter 2 · 120w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

and while Celestia hoped that there would never be a repeat of the night where Luna had decided to create a rather too realistic representation of her own behind, her skies were met with praise and appreciation by the populace.


#50 · Chapter 3 · 120w, 14h ago · · ·

this was the




for realsies

i loved it as much as your clop

i now remember why i followed you in the first place

0 24041 73851
Login or register to comment