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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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Welp, I know what I'm posting in a few hours.

692910 It's good to be a king?

Well, it's a TAW clopfic so it's going to be good enough for me :pinkiehappy:

Very much me gusta. Excellent as usual TAW

Awesomesauce.

Nuff talking, time to clop.

This doesn't start with "Because sometimes..."

BLASPHEMY!

TAW

692910
Abusing your position to further your own site, alex?! C'est despicable!

Damn it! You said Second person... but it's second person clop... How I do!

lol. Oh well, just treat it as any other clop and give cursory glances to it while no one is looking! :pinkiehappy:

OH. Well, um... huh.:rainbowhuh::rainbowderp::pinkiecrazy::applejackunsure:

693890 << THIS!
Yeah, TAW, what happened to your usual opening line? :pinkiecrazy:

THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! Come down here and let's see how you like it.... there's room for one more, it's a fuckin' party down here.

Well TAW, let me just say first that I DONT CLOP. However, your fics always fill me with four distinct feelings. Thinking that your descriptions are freaking incredible, slighthly turned on , filled with shame because of the last feeling, and wondering what you are like in the real world. All of this aside, I don't know why, but I've fallen in love with your writing style. So, i give thee three Pinkies as a token of my appreciation.. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

TAW

694892
<3
Comments like this give me hope that I may one day be able to write things that don't rely on the cheap erotic hooks I hang on so, so thank you.

693890
Because, sometimes ponies are sexy.

'I wrote over on 4chan' :pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh:........................:raritystarry::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile: now i really can't wait to read it:heart:

:moustache:
I needed that boner.

Awesome story!
(Do you take requests?)

TAW

696698
Occasionally--I'll make a blog post about it when I am here.

Sigh. Another good one, dammit. Very well, I still think highly of you as a writer, against my better judgement. Now I need to go resolve my extremely confusing feelings.

695037 baconcake pretty much hit it on the head for me as well. You can do it TAW! You got skills. Also this was great... as usual.

Whats with the anal and when you read this while listening to tyler,the creator you feal so confused and worried about your sanity(kind of like pinkie pie!!):pinkiecrazy:

Whelp, I know what I'm illustrating next...:rainbowkiss:

You sire, are fucking awesome

694295
Well said.

Good job, some of it was a bit gross in my mind, but to each their own. You still get a thumb-up, as *Puts on Professional outfit* a rating should not be given solely based on personal likes, but rather overall quality.

Yay! more pony porns!

mistake ahoy!
"The goddess Luna lies before you as a soaking, pleasured and cum-filled husk with a happy faraway grin oh her face and without a care in the world."
should be on, unless you were going for an 'oh you!' sortof thing. :derpytongue2:

Liked: Luna was happy and he was pretty nice to her. :moustache:

693890 Because sometime you have to apologize for being... wait:twilightoops:... "partially as an apology for being so unproductive lately"??? OK who Divided by zero?

TAW

718792
Squee <3
that's awesome, thank you

That was cute. Really cute.

Also, it makes sense that Luna's a screamer. She's got the whole 'Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice' thing going.

Well, I didn't clop to this story specifically, but... it did get me started. So, good job!

I'd get rid of the "blah blah blah" part. Sounds very juvenile. If you're going for humor, I'd try something like "Her wish, your command; need more be said?" or something along that line.
I liked how there was very low use of profanity when describing genitals. I'd see if you could replace "cock" if you can. Makes it sound a bit less vulgar.



Entertaining read, hopefully I'll run into some more in the near future. That awesome bathtub pic led me here from tumblr. :raritywink:

*looks downwards*
You get the frak down!

TAW

729582
Indeed, this was written about as rushed as it could be (Every few paragraphs had a time-limit of a couple of minutes at most to keep people's attentions) so I made plenty of mistakes and poor choices in there. The whole thing from start to finish probably only took about an hour, so... yeah, full of errors, mistakes, and shortcuts.

693868 THAT'S CREEPY. YOU'RE CREEPY. STOP BEING CREEPY!!!!!

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WAS AWESOME!!!!

Wow imhadmto stop reading for a minute to grab a towel my nose was bleeding damn you images

I must take a bath, before Luna calleth me to bed... I do not agree with ass-fucking, tis nasty!

You're so called "worst" puts most other ponyfics to shame, TAW. I just can't get enough of your stuff! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

well... that's, that's pretty hot

ugh... yet an unimpressive story with luna in it:fluttershbad:... you have ruinned many luna fics for me now(i mean that you made me look at others a different way and made me hate them a little bit) and i hope you burn from that:fluttercry:.... you have discriminated luna for being a "submissive" type:raritycry: she is a freaking PRINCESS! A GODDESS! A RULER! A QUEEN OF DARKNESS! does any of thoose feature sound "submissive" to you?:facehoof: i'm sorry, sir but this was turly awful you took a wonderful-full-of-potential story and turnned it into trash... and it had LUNA in it LUNA!!!!:twilightangry2: i cannot forgive you for that i'm sorry... ok i'm done here.. BURN FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!!:flutterrage::twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2:

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bit long of a comment for only 3 words, pal.....

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