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TAW


Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

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> A banner at the far side of the room read Welcome to the super special ultra private just-for-you Pinkie party! in letters that decreased in size as they moved along, presumably as Pinkie began to realise she would run out of space.

That feel when you're guilty of doing that every time you try to write a heading or something

PS: You and smitty are too much dammit! And Thanks

Polly #2 · May 8th, 2012 · · 11 ·

yeah like im gonna read this you retarded fucklord. reported. hope you get banned for real this time ponyfucker faggot shitstain.

TAW
TAW #3 · May 8th, 2012 · · ·

562034
I've had about enough of your unwarranted and acerbic behaviour, Poultron. I'm calling the cops.

562034
We love you too Poultron
*Hugs*
... no homo

Polly #5 · May 8th, 2012 · · 4 ·

562045
ahahaha yeah right you dont even know where i live you autistic moron... you probably too busy spending all you're time at the farm with the horses if u know what i mean. your pathetic.

TAW
TAW #6 · May 8th, 2012 · · ·

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you live in america
my private horse time will just ensure that he's happy to let me ride him when the time comes to hunt you down, fucker.

Polly #7 · May 8th, 2012 · · 5 ·

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yeah you ride him all the time i bet you sick fuck. why dont you try saying this shit to my face not online see what happens

no response huh? fuck you

please respond

TAW

562052
okay let's meet

Those comments... what did I just read?

:rainbowlaugh: the comments...lol

WOAH. Was going to say this story made me DAWW:pinkiehappy: but I seem to have stumbled into a little internet fight. Don't mind me.:derpytongue2:

TAW nice job as usual and I enjoyed the cuddles.:pinkiehappy:

Poultron being an anoying little (and I do mean little) troll...So please don't feed the trolls cause then they will never leave.:trollestia:

TAW this story just wow. good job.

The way you write is superb, erotic, while still retaining a romantic feeling. I can't get enough!


Oh, and I know we promised to stop, but Poultron's mad because he can't do this with Pinkie Pie.

i do believe its a troll good sir/ma'am

i lieks the way this was written :moustache:

I'm not even going to lie: This is one of my favorite stories you've done.
You probably already know this, but waifufaggotry has always been your strong suit. As someone who loves Pinkie more than a human should love a cartoon animal, I thank you profusely. I wasn't all that nuts about "Keenly Feeling Pinkie", but you've definitely nailed it here. You've captured just why I wish to share a relationship with that pink horse.
Thanks for doing what you do.

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I mean, what rational being wouldn't want her, they TAW writes her? "herp derp she as horse fag lol swag" is not a legit argument. TAW depicts her as basically my perfect woman: Willing to have tons of fun, goes out of her way to make people feel better, but when it comes to work, she manages to keep focused in order to complete the job. And you know what? This only leads me to believe that TAW has his very own Pinkie Pie, which makes me incredibly jealous.

TAW

562168
I'll swap you for a Twilight.

562216
>purple horse

that feel when you haven't read the story, yet you know that this one is as superb as the other ones writen by the author

562090
Seriously, man, what's wrong with you? Why do you have to be hating on TAW's stuff instead of loving and tolerating? Do you know how long I went without any because TAW was crying to me every night about how one person always hated her? Think about the pain you're causing us all and learn to love and tolerate like a true brony, and maybe you won't be so hurtful next time.

562090
Dunno if trolling or rly mad.

Y'know? I really liked this. Not at all what I was expecting. 10/10 :pinkiehappy:

Poultron. Dude. It's TAW. He can do whatever the hell he wants.

It's kinda funny that people still don't realize Poultron and TAW are friends.

562216
I would MUCH rather have twilight then pinkie.

Wow, Poultron. Just. WOW.

Now, onto real matters: TAW, this story is wonderful, I gotta say. the randomness pinkie is committed to is still present, even during the clop, which I adore.

So in celebration for making the Emperor pleased with your work, you receive...

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Congratulations.

562391
You need to learn to spot a joke because it is pretty clear him and TAW were just messing around.

That was nice I don't even like pinke but I enjoyed this

All erotic parts aside, I loved this story. I was having a bad day, but when I read this I brightened up a bit, it has made me happy

TAW

562631
that's about the highest praise I can ask for
<3

Remember to love and tolerate each other, bronies :)

Beautiful story this was.

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Just because you're tough doesn't mean others can be as thick-skinned as you.
Try telling someone to lighten up when their special somepony been crying about how someone always hates on them, you'd feel quite upset too at least
TAW's more fragile than you think, even if she is a really great girl

562049 LOLOLOL

Well this is rated m... I gotta read this.:rainbowlaugh:

562034 Omg I swear I am going to break into your house and stick my penis in your pooper. :heart:
Spontaneous abortion... that sounds like a fun name for a fic.

This was one of the best clops i have ever read.

Great work.:pinkiehappy:

Aww. Sweet and sexy. Love yaw TAW!

And LOL at Pinkie Pie engaged in a staring contest with your penis!

Lol you guys know Poultron and TAW are just messing right? I'm pretty sure TAW said so in another story's comments. Their little back and forth is hilarious when you know this, 'cause of how ridiculous it is.

The story tho... damn. Excellently written and sweet. Also hawt as hell when it needed to be. :pinkiehappy:

>> Pretty please with a cherry on top? No, two cherries. And a banana.

There! Right there! That is when I started to wake the neighbors with my laughter! :rainbowlaugh: It is awesome! :rainbowkiss:

Because sometimes, TAW needs to begin his descriptions with words other than "because sometimes"!!!:trixieshiftleft:

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No homo for YOU maybe. Errebody knows Poultron is totally gay for Knighty. And vice-versa.

Great fic.

Also I kinda spoke my mind to the moderator and got my other account banned (totally my fault) but i think we should all email the senior staff so we can get Poultron banned.

DAT ENDING :pinkiehappy:
this was wonderful
take a thumb and star
use them well

TAW

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Yeah, let's stick it to him! Show him that you can't just go around bullying your users just because you have power!

Hear that 562283? Your days are numbered.

563663
you wanna have sex behind the in-n-out later

563711
Oh you.
You need your own series.
The Poultron show.

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