"So girls, what kind of crusading adventures are you going to have today?" Rarity asked the three fillies.
"Meh. I don't really feel like doing anything. Scootaloo said. She bit into her apple while lying on Rarity's couch. She looked bored.
"Yeah, I think I'm just going to sit here a while." Sweetie Belle said. She was lying on the rug in the middle of the room.
"Me too." Applebloom said, leaning against the couch while lying on the floor."
"Now that sounds like lazyness." Rarity said. "Why don't you three go to the park? It's such a lovely day."
"Hmmm... Nah." The three responded at the same time. The three sighed. Scootaloo threw her applecore toward the trash can, hitting the rim and bouncing away. Rarity looked at her.
"Scootaloo, aren't you going to pick that up?"
"Maybe later."
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Applebloom yelled. The other two barely looked at her. "Maybe we can earn our cutie marks in doing nothing!"
"Sounds good to me. Let's get started." Sweetie Belle said before she rolled over on the rug. "This plan is foal-proof."
"Whatever." Rarity exclaimed. "If you three feel like being lazy, then so be it. Just don't come complaining to me when you're bored and can't find anything to do." She turned her nose up and left the room, leaving the three to their laziness.
FOUR WEEKS LATER
Rarity opened the door to the room. She sighed, then slowly shut it. Outside of the room, she leaned against the wall and shook her head. Applejack stood by, not quite sure what to do.
"Its dreadful, Applejack." Rarity said, wiping a tear from her eye. "Its been four weeks and they haven't moved. I'm worried about them."
"You know them, sugarcube. They're stubborn as a mule. Can't be long now until they come out."
It was a year later until they came out, 300 pounds heavier, with a thick coating of cheese puff dust on their coats.
"Well that didn't work." Applebloom wheezed. Scootaloo nodded and Sweetie Belle sweated profusely, grabbing her chest as her heart tried to pump blood through her overweight body.
Yay!
Well done. I was thinking more that they died and their bodies rotted away, because they were too lazy to eat, but this is awesomer! By at least 20 per--
*gets tackled by Rainbow Dash*
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! ONLY I GET TO SAY THAT!
*dies of cardiac arrest from getting hit really hard in the chest by a flying rainbow pegasus*
I'll just go now...
*comes back to life and posts comment*
4332643 Ugh. Rainbow! What did I tell you about tackling others because they use your catchphrases? This is the fifth time this week! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A COPYRIGHT ON THAT PHRASE!
I don't?
4332661 Thanks, Gallagsp! I just rebooted my autoturret on the roof of my house, and loaded it with tranq ammo. Hopefully that will stop future tackles.
NOPE!
*gets tackled-hugged to death by Pinkie*
*revives again*
Pinkie, you can break physics. If I say anything stops something you are guaranteed to be an exception.
OOOH! That makes sense! Bye now!
That was rather interesting. I guess next they can try getting their cutiemarks in going to the gym. Or by having quadruple bypasses.
Oh also just two minor mistakes I saw.
*The
*to the room
Okie dokie lokie. I'm off then.
*gets tackled by Pinkie Pie*
--Sollace
4333017 HEY! MY THING IS GETTING TACKLED BY--
*gets tackled by Celestia*
Hi~!
*dies for a third time of cardiac arrest*
I mean, holy shit, these ponies love killing NewKid, don't they?
*revives*
DAMMIT CELESTIA!
4333017
*I'm
Two can play at this game, bucko!
4333659 I think you have a problem there...
4333684
I really do, don't--
*gets tackled by every single pony in Equestria*
*gets crushed to death*
*all ponies at the bottom of the pile also die*
Gallagsp, I just thought of another prompt you can use: Pony dogpile gets out of hand.
4333725 ALL OF MY YES!