Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi

Resolutions (New Year's Special)

New Year's Eve was a special time in Equestria. Especially Ponyville. It wasn't so much a celebration of the coming of the new year as much as it was celebrating that everypony had survived the previous year in the supposedly cursed town. Pinkie Pie was hosting the biggest party of the year in the middle of town, with her five friends and everypony else.

"Hey everypony, I have an idea!" Pinkie yelled over the noise of the party. "Why don't we go around and say what we resolve to change about ourselves for the year?"

"Good idea." Twilight said, "I'll go first. I resolve to find a better balance between my princess duties and time with my friends." She looked to the left. "What's yours, Rarity?"

"Oh, I feel like I need to improve my, um, minor obsessive compulsive disorder." She said, tapping her hooves nervously. "That's something that I could work on." She looked to Fluttershy.

"Um. I want to be more assertive, I guess, but not mean or anything."

"I resolve to put together more parties!" Pinkie yelled. "Bigger and better ones! Your turn, Dashie!"

"I'm gonna stop getting drunk and sleeping with my friends." She said without hesitation, taking a sip from her champagne bottle." She noticed the sudden silence. "What?"

"Nothing." Pinkie said. "Moving on with the party!" She got up and walked away.

The Next Morning

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes and moaned, rubbing the pain from her forehead. She glanced over to her side where another pony was laying. It was Applejack.

"CELESTIA DAMN IT!" She yelled.

Author's Note:

I know I said I wouldn't be publishing anything for a while, but I had some free time and had to celebrate the holiday. Deal with it.

Also, Rainbow Dash is the village bicycle. Again, deal with it.

Comments

[GordonFreebrony]

Uhh... hey, uhhh, can I get a ride?

[Brother_William]

You're an AppleDash? Sweet.
On an unrelated note, how could Rainbow not be the town Bicycle? She's confident and outgoing, not to mention extremely competitive, so of course she has lots of sex.
It's not like it'd be hard.

"I bet I can lasht longer in the bedroom than you!" the drunk pony next to Dash said.

"Oh yeah! You're on!" Rainbow replied, quickly standing to walk out with her new partner.

[gallagsp the corgi]

3710927 ask her, i'm sure she's up for it

[gallagsp the corgi]

3710958 im an anythingdash, really. If it fits it ships

oh god. what did i just say?

[Brother_William]

3711030
If it fits, it ships, huh?
How does it have to fit?

[gallagsp the corgi]

3711100 it has to fit snugly, but not too snugly

[Brother_William]

3711935
Guess I can ship anything then.

[gallagsp the corgi]

3712848 yup. anything.

[GLaDOS_9000]

Please, who wouldn't want to sleep with Dash? They're just lucky she's willing to share her awesomeness.

[Sollace]

3711030

If it fits it ships

I think you just got a new catch phrase.

--Sollace

[gallagsp the corgi]

3737498 brb, updating my profile. lol