Celestia eyed her prize carefully. She looked at it from every angle, surveying it in all its glory. She slowly reached out to touch it, then had second thoughts and retreated her hoof at the last second She returned to looking at it, trying to find that perfect angle.
At last, she found it. The sight before her let her see the treat's best angle. It seemed to glow in an ethereal light, furthering Celestia's need. She found her mouth watering in anticipation, and slowly, ever so slowly, she reached out with her silver fork and cut a small piece off. It came to her mouth and she chewed it slowly, saving the wondrous flavor. She took another bite, putting no less of a spectacle into eating that one.
Luna watched in fascination and confusion. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"I'm enjoying my dessert, sister, is there a problem with that?"
"Are you eating it or making love to it?" She smirked. Celestia glared daggers but turned back to her half-eaten slice of cake, now self-conscious about how she would eat it.
"Like you're any different. I've seen the way you eat moon pies. They aren't even that good."
"Blasphemy! I do no such thing, and frankly, I don't feel like I need to be part of this unhealthy obsession with food!" Luna got up from the table and stormed off, making her way back into her chambers.
She opened the doors and slipped inside, shutting and locking them after her. She made her way to her bed and climbed on top of it, then she reached under and felt around for her own indulgence. She grasped it and pulled it out, looking at it with need.
Luna unwrapped the moon pie and shoved it into her mouth like a barbarian, spilling crumbs all over the sheets and letting out sloppy sounds as she tore into the defenseless snack. Once she finished she let out a content sigh, then slowly turned to the door.
"We really need to get your locks fixed." Celestia said, a smirk on her own face. "Somepony might walk in on you indulging yourself in a most undignified manner."
"Don't judge me." Luna replied, grabbing another pie from under her bed.
This chapter was pretty meh. Don't get me wrong; it wasn't bad. It's just... not good.
3219882 I'm not perfect, and I'm not an award winning published author, so most of these chapters are really -meh- when you get down to it.
3225742 all the stories together don't count as 1 story, its a series of stories that INDIVIDUALLY are under 500, so I win by a technicality.
3225889 Your fault for not reading the warning
3225921
I did, and I didn;t do it at home. I went to a friends house
3225958 ...I hope your friend didn't mind the blood...
3225961
He kinda ate my finger and went cannibal on me
3225969 should I call the police? and an ambulance?
3225990
Nah, he's dead and I'm just a representation of what I was, now only in energy form.... I've also infected your computer and downloaded as much random porn as I could onto it
3226051 hmm. And to think I thought I already had a ton of porn. If my computer was a person is would have every virus, disease and infection known to man, and several known only to walabees.
3226225
I can hear its screams.... It is begging you to kill it.
It's worse than Dr. Bright's
3228824 IT STREAMS THE PORN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
3228979
The computer says it has a spot in 682's cage for you. Whatever that means
3229040 it can go have a staring contest with 173 for all I care, worthless peice of crap is always overheating...
3229338
It says it blames IE pony
3230292 That's why I only use Chromie. IE ruins everything she touches.
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Poor IE pony
3230346 Its not her fault. I still fall back on her when I need to. She's just clumsy is all.
STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY!
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Wow... She lost all her confidence
3230346 Don't worry Explorer I still love you ~C.Spirit