Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi

Triumph

"My good ponies!" Twilight Sparkle cried, slamming her hoof on the podium. "Today is a wonderful day. Today we have triumphed over our foes, trampling them into the dust, never to bother us again. Today we have vanquished the most vile of evils, forcing it to turn tail and flee like the coward it is!"

"Alright, Twilight, that's quite enough."

"We have seen the end of days and we have survived through it!" She continued. "Though many were lost, they shall never be forgotten, and may their souls rest in peace forever, let their spirits be free now, as we are free as well!"

"Twilight, please-"

"Just know that today, dear brothers and sisters, we stand united as one, and we shall never surrender to the tyranny of our enemies, we shall never give one inch to invaders, not one innocent drop of blood to those who mean us harm, for today, we show the world that we are here, and we are ready for anything they throw at us, for we are..."

"Twilight Sparkle!" Celestia yelled from the doorway. "Professor Chalkdust sent for me, saying you were causing some sort of disturbance. I guess he was right." She turned to the crowd of students who had gathered near the podium. "All of you go to your next exams. The day is not over yet."

"EQUESTRIA!" Twilight yelled, before her head slammed on the podium and she slumped to the floor. A small snore could be heard and a glob of spit hung loosely from her mouth.

"Note to self" Celestia said, rubbing her forehead. "Make sure Twilight doesn't pull any more all-night study sessions before midterm exams." She chuckled. "I'd hate to see how she acts for finals."

Author's Note:

Had some extra time, and since my midterms are actually scattered over several weeks due to much of my classes being cancelled due to massive snowstorms that wrecked my hometown, I figured I'd be better off than most other colleges who haven't been as fortunate to have nearly 2 weeks off total. It throws everything else off, but hey, at least my brain isn't fried.

Comments

[Brother_William]

At first I thought she was playing Mountains & Diamond Dogs (Dungeons & Dragons for Equestria)

[gallagsp the corgi]

4135523 I may have to write about that now...

[TheColorGreen]

At first I thought she was completely overblowing the importance of her freshly completed spring cleaning.

The world needs a little more "slightly neurotic" Twi.

[Sollace]

4135541
I may have to read that now too. Here have another metaphorical hooves up. fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/357/9/7/hoof_up_by_comeha-d6z0jqb.png

--Sollace