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CluelessBrony
Sometimes I write words but mostly I just sit around like a big sack of meat and read.
CluelessBrony
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Welp, only thing left to do is to starve
to deathnah, just starve. Hopefully you can eat the trees.And this makes me debate with myself if this is worse than hell...
I was trying hard not to laugh...
I failed.
Nightmares, there you are.
Death seems to have learned well from her love Deadpool.
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YEEEEEEEEEEES.
Glorious. Short, sweet, and silly.
Not quite how I had been thinking of it, but got me laughing anyway.
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And the moral of the story is: Touch yourself during the day, because God likes to watch and prefers an unobstructed view.
This story brought me to tears. Fucking hilarious
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You found the hidden moral message! I would congratulate you with a cookie, but you probably don't want to eat any cookie I made, judging by the moral of this story.
"Well, at least I can continue touching myself at night"
*puts on sunglasses*
Great job on the dialogue, and you delivered a pretty funny story without that many words. Good job.
And so, the brony spent the rest of eternity in a world where every pony was a mute lump of plastic with brushable hair and no articulation.
Except for Lyra, who was a suspiciously-equipped plushie.
All because he touches himself at night...
This has to be the GREATEST line in the history of EXISTENCE!
Regular brain:PLOT TWIST!
Analyst brain: But that makes no se-
Regular brain:PLOT TWIST!