Welcome to Ponywords™ Inc.! This company is focused on the production and distribution of Ponywords™ for the uses of online entertainment.
Here at Ponywords™ Inc., we're focused on bringing you quality fan-fictions, none of those HiEs or Mary Sue stories we know you hate so much. If you want a job here, all you have to do is hand in your resume to me. And by resume, I mean ask nicely.
If you only wish to know when a new Ponywords™ Inc. story come out, just join the group!
"Ponywords™ Inc.- Spewing Ponywords™ onto the internet since 2013!"
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Do whatever you want, you work here now. Just don't expect to be paid. Or get benefits.
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Okay then. Two things. I have a folder?
And can I make a thread?
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You're a contributor now, too.
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You... Didn't.
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There, you're a contributor now. Welcome to the team. Go add stories.
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I don't actually have any stocks. Or employees. Or a headquarters.
Or any discernible means of income.
300756 Why of course. I'd love to buy into this investment. I already joined.
Shall we trade stocks?
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You totally can if you ask to join the company nicely.
You don't get paid, and our company's worth is in the negatives.
Now I wonder if I should add all my stories here.....