Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.
A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”
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I’ve not read this yet but are there any inspirations from either of the Evil Overlord Lists?
Post read: Aw this was just a high quality shit post.
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Nope. Entirely Inspired by If Villains Didn’t Waste Time.
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I will definitely check out Evil Overlords List though.
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They good lists if a decent bit outdated.
YOU MANIACS!
Is good, needs moar, also possibly include hambugur
Continue. Definitely. By the way, papers, ponies, and attitudes was really good
Anon gives in to desire and spends bits on Wendis and begins to relax, but Twilight and friends are ACTIVELY ROBBING HIS ROYAL VAULT! So when he feels still a bit peckish he goes to order one chicken nugget, "from the back and with a discount" only to find his credit-bit is empty (a device he made just yesterday, everyone loves it).
List of some ideas as to why this is bad:
-Diamond dogs don't do anything without pay.
-A limited time fire sale for a second-rate massage chair was JUST announced.
-Anon simply can't HANDLE having no money, he is a budget fiend (at least since he got to Equestria) and he's always had at least one bit.
-Frank tells him the bad guy ball is today, and Anon had agreed to bring the mashed potatoes.
Solution? Obtain taxes from Wendi customers.
Hope these are some ideas you like!
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Oo, I like your thinking. Definitely keeping this in mind.
They still on sale?
Sh*t, I’m tryna be a prisoner.
Holy FUCK do you know how long it's been since I've seen a reference to our Lord and Savior, Papa Franku?
Dude, this Anon is like Carl Weathers in Arrested Development. Stingy as all hell, with a boner for interior decoration instead of free food.
Pinching pennies only for the dollars to fly by!
I enjoyed it up till he got news they escaped. Then it became retarded.
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Cheers I’ll drink to that
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Ey boss
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*high-pitched screaming* YOU SHOULD BE DEEEEAAAAD!
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PLEASE BOSS I HAVA CANCER!!!!!!!
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*shrieking*
The fuck did I just read? Enjoyable though.
It's just good business. - Anon, probably
Awesome. You should do a spin off where he demands moooar... As in, interest. She owes him an additional bit. Breaks her crystal friendship table, or tries to. It's what they would have done.
I wanna read that newspaper article
Lovely piece this one is
Hahaha
IS THIS FROM SOMETHING???
I swear this has to be from somewhere to make me laugh.
Like actual laughter and not computer snerting.
Great stuff.
Amazing as always my dude. Amazing as always
What’s the principle?
What was the point in telling him?
Can I haz more money plz.
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Cheers, I’ll drink to that.
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Which part?
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Cheers!
Also, loved this to bits! Can’t wait for more from ya!
Ay B0ss, you can have a the like please.
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Burger good.
https://i.stack.imgur.com/nGMrD.gif
I laughed so fucking hard at this, I think I slipped a disk.
This story is literary magnificence.
Dance, potato boy, dance!
It is dumb and it is fun. It's dumb fun.
That is all.
That made me laugh out loud
How I imagine spike getting sent to the dungeon:
Thank you, Yellowtail, for todays shitpost. it was amazing.
I was a businessman, doing business.
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Principle
And I'd assume Celestia's birthday is the code to the safe.
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But, what was the point in telling him?
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I think she still wants to use the safe, cause if she didn't, then Twilight might lose the safe.
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But, whether he told him or not, wouldn’t it be the same result?
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Would you rather someone destroying your property, looking for the money you owe them while quite possibly enslaving your kingdom, or would you just tell them where the money is, how to get it, and they'll leave you alone and go their merry way?
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But, wouldn’t they still have lost the money and been kept in the dungeon either way?