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Burt


Howdy, I’m Burt.

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Anon’s found himself in hot water, and a courtroom. Why is he in a courtroom? Oh, no major reason I can assure you!

Just the transportation of 152,870 pounds of crack cocaine.

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Comment posted by Burt deleted Oct 13th, 2020

I have experienced many things. I have never experienced a masterpiece such as this. I am in awe of its majesty.

This story is certainly built different. I love it.

I'm just upvoting this for the Doge on the coverart.

Anon the Glizzy Gobbler

Your honor, can you really blame a man whos built differentl?

c o o c h i e m a n

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Understandable

*unfixed bayonet* Well, I can't really charge him, he is built different.

Why can I only press the favorate button once?

That agent from zero to one hundred real fucking quick

At $93 USD a gram, that’d be over $6.1 billion.

Just thought I’d put that out there.

Eat your heart out WW!

... EVEN If Anon appears NAKED, COVERED IN KETCHUP, IN PONYVILLE TOWN SQUARE, ON NIGHTMARE NIGHT, HE WOULD STILL BE,
one hot dawg:moustache::facehoof:

Aight look, I need more of this. I need an entire damn series of things like this and your other fic. I just need an entire anthology of Cheems based anon things. This stuff is addictive. A masterpiece. A MASTERPIECE I SAY!

words cannot express my disbelief and love for this

What.

This story is just fucking absurd.

I love it.

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What flag is that?

Congratulations? You made a story so weird it made it into my Wut folder.

All I can say is WUT?!

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried ever loving mother of Jesus Christ is this and why do I like it so much?

I'm not sure what to say except for "keep it up"

This is a thing.

It's pretty good

It made it to the box, my man! You absolute madlad! Goddamn, I love this story. :heart:

What is a man?

A miserable little pile of horny!
But enough talk!
i.redd.it/9euohim89oi51.jpg

There is nothing I can say about this story that hasn't been said already. What a trip.
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You two now need to acknowledge each other.

A classic Crackfic! I haven't seen one in a while! Good to see one again :)

I fucking died at built different lmao

Beautiful stupidity. Thumbs up. Don't ever do it again.

Such a beautifully crafted masterpiece; truly this is one to be remembered for ages to come! Bravo!

I think, this image speaks more for itself.

i.ytimg.com/vi/g3KPY9EjxjA/hqdefault.jpg

:rainbowlaugh: :pinkiehappy:

So either Celestia was very high or Anon did so much cocaine that he transcends the mortal realm into godhood

This is the best shitpost ever

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That image won't stop me because I can't read!

Noooo but drugs are bad for u

best story! deadass

This is one of those stories where the grammatical errors actually enhance the experience.

The thing I like the most is its 152,087 in the picture, 152,870 in the description, and 152,780 in the story.

This may be the best thing I have ever read.

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Given that crystals are much more common in Equestria, it would be logical to conclude that crystal crack cocaine also is. My estimate is bout three fiddy

Can you make a sequel titled "Anon is Incinerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine?"

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*smashes upvote button*

I can't, oh Goddess I just Can't! It has been Soooooo Long since I last laughed that hard!

Now if you will excuse me I need to go change my pants and Repair my chair :twilightblush:

Idk if I've ever seen a shitpost with randomness like this that got an overwhelming number of upvotes and became popular
Still, I applaud the show you've put on good sir

What the fuck is this title and why am I about to read this?

*speechless* How about no?

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