It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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A sinister man who calls himself, “The Conductor,” expands his train empire to Equestria. Namely, Ponyville. It's unknown as to how he arrived or where he got his doctorate in developing transportation systems, but it’s evident that Twilight must defeat him.
But one thing’s clear, this might be Ponyville’s last stop.
Written by Mothey and I. So be sure to go check him out!
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hahahahahahahhahahahhaha CAN'T STOP HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE MOARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
4790345 There will be more.
Kate/Pat/Hildegarde wouldn't leave me alone about this guy!
4790454 He's great, isn't he?
4790469 I ruptured my spleen, what do you think?
4790487 I think you should go to the hospital.
4790493 Nah, it's fine. I got three spares in my mini-fridge right here. *pulls vodka out of mini-fridge at the floor of the desk* Still, though. Hilarious.
4790504 Thanks, Mothey and I worked hard on it. Glad to see it is being received well.
4790531 Still gotta do something about that spleen, though...
4790642 Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
4790647 Yes...I've programmed my own computer, which is a hybridized Mac/AlienWare/PS3 behemoth that holds a 2560x1440p resolution and a steady 137fps when gaming at maximum settings. I had to make its own OS, since none of the other OS's could perform more than two functions each without being inoperational. So, now I can do Bluray, play PS3 (I left that stuff alone, aside from integrating small parts of it into the system), mod video games, and other computer-y things, like max settings on PlanetSide 2.
4790694 Damn, that's awesome.
4790703 Yeah, but I still needed help with bugs for two months afterwards, and a professional programmer to do the 'heavy lifting,' if you will, for me.
4790710 How long did it take to actually do?
4790719 Four months to gather the parts and assemble them, and nine months to program the new OS. It cost about $6.2k in the end.
4790725 Damn, worth it I assume?
4790834 Hell yes. I don't use it very often, though. Even now, I'm using my laptop (it's a shitty Acer) while I eat dinner. Corned beef, golden potatoes and boiled cabbage. With beer.
4790896 A feast for a king!
4790911 Well, it has been sitting in the crock pot since six, and it's 17:30 right now. Plus, it's me alone, so I'll have it all polished off in, say...19 minutes.
<- Hasn't read it yet.
<- looks at the title and the description.
So, this is a story about Trainwiz?
4791475 Not Trainwhiz, not sure what that is, but whatever it is, it's not. Check out the link that says "Inspiration" to see what it is based on.
I have so many questions.
But this was actually pretty enjoyable. Upvoted.
4792377 Glad to hear you enjoyed it!
4792112 How do you not know who Trainwiz is?
If you ever play Skyrim and then mod it, he's there. He's invented a ton of mods, and almost all of them involve transportation (99% of that is trains).
In other news, I haven't read it yet.
4792513 Don't play Skyrim a lot nor have I really modded it.
4792525 Well, he's been banned a few times (I think, I don't trust the internet all the time).
This is his most famous mod:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/42546/?
I like trains...
4796750
THE PLOT THICKENS.
4802649 Who's plot? Celestia's?
Celestia Vs The Conductor, it shall be GLORIOUS!
I believe this story could benefit of an injection of train rain.
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Trainsawlaser
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6cU69XhgQ
Well...shit. For the Equestrians, that is! ALL ABOOOAAARD, HAHAHAHA!
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!
Huh. So working for the Conductor sorta sucks, I guess he's a Scrooge kind of employer.
But he won't leave his employees behind, which at least makes it marginally better than many jobs in this economy... well, depending on whether or not you're trying to QUIT your job, I guess.
4913681
No man left behind! Ever!
for a second I thought the person on top of the train was the warden from superjail. The icon is small and tricks my 4 eye's.
4977160 Yeah- He reminds me of the warden. I actually might go watch that now...