After being pranked one too many times by Rainbow Dash, Twilight has finally had enough. She devises what she thinks will be the perfect revenge. Unfortunately, once unleashed, Twilight quickly finds out that she has no idea how to stop the terror she has set loose upon her friend.

This story was inspired by / is a tribute to, Richard Gale and his morbidly hilarious film series. The character of the Genosaji/Ponosaji, is entirely his. And my use herein is strictly for the purpose of parody and entertainment.

Hey there. My name is Chris. Well, Christopher Wakefield if you must know. Anyway, I was just a regular guy who volunteered at the local animal shelter. And, for the sake of a quick description, I was magically swept away from my comfortable life, transformed into a Pokemon, and dumped into Equestria.

Yeah. I'm lost too.

The story of a pony that is more than what he seems. Only wanting a place to call home, he heads towards Ponyville in the hopes of finding one. Not knowing what he'll find, his life is turned upside down as happy reunions, crazy shinanigans, and a certain Princess change in his future. What will happen, no one knows.

Authors note: chapters will vary in lenght.

This story is a sequel to Crystalline: Her Destiny

Ever scholarly Princess Twilight Sparkle can't wait to finally embark on her own arctic quest with her friends to find evidence of Starswirl the Bearded's life.

But what if things don't go as planned? When Princess Celestia orders a new companion who is a master magic user to accompany Twilight she's thrilled until she finds out on who it might be.

Her fears come to life when it turns out to be none other than Sombra. Will this ambitious Princess and the snarky loner be able to refrain from killing each other? Ancient magic awakens and history becomes vivider and its participants a little too alive as things play out.

Book Two of Sombra's Odyssey. Takes place in between MLP:FiM seasons 4 and 5. Proofread by: ElderXelpud and an anonymous user. There are many unmarked spoilers in the comments, and many more containing excerpts may not be relevant any longer because of the changes made in the updated version. Find the old version here! Cover art is by matrosha123 and has been edited by me. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

a week has passed since Rainbow Dash and Tank Separated, shes been avoiding everypony, but today she would try to stop slacking off. Scootaloo on the other hoof is worried for her big sister and tries to find an answer.

(edits were done by a friend, he don't got an account on here.)

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(Now, to those computer programmers who understand how to write the code please don't yell at me this was meant to be for fun.)

I went to a con dressed as ****** Ok? Simple enough, but I saw a stand selling a better version almost an upgrade of my mask, gloves, and boots. The seller was The Merchant and he addressed me as who I am now. At the time I figured it was just him being funny, so I casted it off to the side. Thus, I purchased the gear. After doing so I got ripped from my world to a new one. Where I landed was during the time when the goddess known as Faust was young and vibrant about 10.8 billion years ago. After helping Faust with her problems and raise her children. I then went into a self imposed exile after Faust was killed by the heathen known as Brainiac. There I stayed since I failed to be enough of a force to defeat Brainiac. Now I choose to return since I need to help Equestria and the all on it to fight the forces that dare come and fight on my turf and try and take it. For I am ULTRON hero of Harmony!
The sex tag is a maybe if only in mentioning of it.

Elegant. Powerful. Talented. Mysterious. She is all these things.

At least, that's what she'd have you believe.

Sequestered in her Manehattan penthouse in self-imposed isolation, Noir hides from Equestria, maintaining her crown assigned duties as the city's Poet Laureate. Rumors of her gross deformity and the history of her fall from grace haunt her every waking moment. Plagued by events she cannot alter, Noir's mind has slipped into a world where fact and fiction blur. Solace is sought in drink and debauchery, and her magic has decayed to the most basic of skills. Protected by her diamond dog companion, it is only a matter of time before she tells one lie too many and finds herself utterly alone.

How can you correct the course of your fate when you only look to the past?

Artwork by the wonderful Omny87! **Image source title contains spoilers**

(Many thanks to Ps3luver for the generous loan of his OC Armistice!

Cordial Lilly has an enzyme disorder, called Porphyria, which prevents her from being in the sunlight. After multiple hospital visits, being forced to leave school, and losing all of her friends, she feels like all is lost for her. But then, after making late night visits to the library, she befriends the local princess, Princess Twilight. With time, Cordial Lilly realizes just how far Princess Twilight is willing to go to take care of her friends.

NOTE: I wrote this story in hopes to better recognize the rare disorder Porphyria. This is a real problem and, though rare, comes in multiple cases and intensities. With a balanced diet of carbohydrates and carefully monitored steps, these people could possibly get the chance to live normal lives. My best wishes go out to anyone and everyone who is or knows a person with Porphyria. For more information on Porphyria, what it does, and what we can do to help, visit the American Porphyria Foundation webpage ( http://www.porphyriafoundation.com/about-porphyria )

After the Battle of the Bands, the Dazzlings left, defeated and very angry. Well, two left that way. The blue one was left, abandoned. Her name was Sonata Dusk. She was left out of the Dazzlings, and was all alone. That is, until a boy comes by her side. Dusk Shine. He soon became her friend. And with that, love comes. A story comes.

Check out my other stories if you want!

Former art: By frostblade150!
This art by: By rileyav!

Proofreading by:
-Pandora
-Curious Quill (Sorry, forgot to add you a long time ago, Quill!)

Rainbow Dash has a dream. A dream to be Wonderbolt. It is also a dream that might get cut short because she just died. As she dies she meets Death(aka The Pale Pony) who cuts her a deal. She will give her some extra years of life to complete her dream if she does Death a favour.

Follow Rainbow Dash on weird journey to finish completing her dream and learn the true value of life and death, while also learn about the weird pony that is the Pale Pony.

(Warning this story contains: Death(unsurprisingly), implied sex, possible bad language, depression, mortality and weirdness. Ask a doctor before reading.)

Written by Dragon's Heart and co-written by my nuisance of a brother XYZDreadnought (Who also a grammar Nazi. Heil Oxford Dictionary). Also edited by my two pain in the ass Parents. Also proof read by Bugze(Thank you very much)

ALSO THIS IS NOT TRAGEDY! I DON'T DO THAT!

Also comments may contain spoilers.