Two gentlemen.

One target.

An angry mare.

And an even more enraged vigilante.

Yes, this is a robbery. We are indeed thugs, and will be taking your belongings. Good day.

When an odd question pops into Smolder's head during lunch, it begins to spiral out of control, leading to some very unfortunate events involving Gallus.

Sunset Shimmer goes to a couple slumber parties with her friends before Hearths Warming, and then a bunch of really stupid stuff happens.

Thanks to
Tired Old Man and Steel Resolve for their edits and suggestions! And special thanks to Nova Quill/Firimil for the cover art, edits, and suggestions!

Twilight and Luna enjoy a pleasant afternoon until Twilight brings up her love life, prompting Luna to realize what she's been missing out on since her return.

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Now with a reading!

This is satire.

Synopsis:
Celestia is dead. Mistakes were made.

Contains: blood, naughty words.

Cover art is Friar Pedro Shoots El Maragato as His Horse Runs Off by Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes and badly edited by me.

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Even though her life seems to have fallen apart, and everything she thought she was working for is lost, Sunset Shimmer still doesn't rush to commit suicide.

Well, not right this minute anyway.

A story for Suicide Procrastination Week.

Sunset has a problem. It's a problem she's had since she was little, in a sense. She always felt like something was simply not right about her life, something that she can't put her finger on--that nags and pokes and teases at the back of her mind, until it drives her mad.

It's not that she wants to kill herself, really. It's just that it keeps happening, always at the most inconvenient times and in the most inconvenient ways.

Tagged with "self harm" even though technically Sunset isn't hurting herself, Sunset is hurting Sunset. Wait, does that count?

Getting back from a business trip, Twilight Velvet decides to stop by Ponyville to finally tour Twilight's castle and maybe nag her about having a foal again. Family secrets, sexual innuendos, and Twilight murdering someone were not on her list...

Meta:

Cover based on the images from:
https://derpibooru.org/images/78509
https://derpibooru.org/images/2473195

Proofread by Ginger and Grammarly

Twilight Sparkle is Dead.

Her friends decide this isn't an acceptable state of affairs and vow to change it.

They really should have compared notes first.

Commissioned by TheDriderPony

Spanish/Español: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Las-muchas-resurrecciones-de-Twilight-Sparkle-937900726 by SPANIARD KIWI

-GM, master of ghosts.

The war is over.

The war that Twilight never wanted to start.

The war that made Twilight attack one of her friends.

Now, there's only one thing left to do, but it's the hardest part of the war.

Update: Dang it, might've submitted the wrong chapter 2 . It's now updated, featuring less eye burning writing errors.

Surprise short fic, I suppose? Something fun for me to write.

Inspired by a certain Youtube comment on a certain Youtube video~

Warning, if you have read chapter 1, and liked it that way, stay away from chapter 2. It might turn your experience upside down.