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Cavenerd20


Just your normal, socially awkward brony who loves animals and hates loud noises and bright lights

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Fluttershy has accomplish many challenges, but nothing has prepare her to the biggest one to date.

Warning: Sex tag for some sexual allusions.

Thanks to Tide Hunter and Sparkletop Rainbows for the editing! You're the real heroes here!


Featured on the popular stories list! (8/3/16-8/4/16)

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After the performance, Twilight couldn’t resist asking Trixie about one of her acts.
Precisely the one both of them can relate to.

Author's weird kinks: I was inevitable that some weirdo writer would write about that one part in that episode.

I just didn't expect it would be me.

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Chrysalis has been defeated by the power of love, but unlike her drones she is not catapulted from Canterlot. There seems a whole lot more going on here than just an invasion of the pony capital. There is a secret that must be carried to the grave before it is shared.

A very short one-off, a leak of my head and one of the little ideas that sometimes sparks within it.

See This Blog for licensing.

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When rumors start circulating that Princess Celestia has become pregnant, Twilight is quick to dismiss the rumors as impossible. However, when Celestia confirms the rumors to be true, it becomes quite clear to the Princess of Friendship that something is terribly wrong.

EDIT 7/8/2016: This got featured?! Wow, I am really happy about that!

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There's a lot of unpleasant surprises that can be found in photo albums. A third pony in what you thought was a private moment, inexpertly applied bodypaint, or just evidence of that time that your mother dressed you up like a burrito.

Twilight Sparkle was expecting to come out of Family Night with a few fresh blushes on her cheeks. What she wasn't expecting was a mysterious pair of wings in her baby pictures.

Hopefully Celestia will have some answers.


Many thanks to Present Perfect for supplying the brilliant concept, and to Evehly for the beautiful artwork.

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This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You


"Dear Princess Luna... I love you oh so much. I just want to be with you forever, lost in your embrace. While mere words cannot even begin to describe the depths of my feelings for you, but this letter will have to do."

Twilight is at it again with hitting the bottle and forcing Spike to put words on a letter. This time addressed to Princess Luna herself, who is quite surprised by the gesture. Even more surprising in the revelation of Twilight's feelings for her. Along with some other... quite questionable subjects.

Warning: Not so subtle sexual context.

Sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You.

Thanks to my editor Xl9 for all the help!

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"Dear Princess Celestia... I hate you oh so much. Words cannot even begin to describe my contempt for your very being, but a letter will have to do."

Twilight writes an extra special letter to the princess after binge drinking for hours on end. The letter isn't about a lesson of the true meaning of friendship as the princess had come to expect. Nope, more along the lines of drunkard ranting and a copious amount of angst. Let's read it now, shall we?

Warning: Adult language.

Thanks to TheFIMguru and Mr101 for editing!

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Princess Celestia is plagued by a new villain terrorising Canterlot. The guards are useless, Twilight Sparkle is at a loss for what to do, and it falls upon Celestia's withers to deal with this problem herself.

Trigger warning: Kind and benevolent Princess Celestia

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After she and her friends reveal Starlight Glimmer's secret, Twilight attempts to give the ex-mayor of the equal ponies village the same lesson in friendship she gives to every evil being they come across.

With distinctive and significant differences.


Cover art by dm29

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What would happen if Twilight tried to write a letter to Princess Celestia while being drunk? And what would happen exactly if that letter actually reached Celestia?

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