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Cavenerd20


Just your normal, socially awkward brony who loves animals and hates loud noises and bright lights

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Just after Twilight’s transformation into an alicorn, Celestia and Luna tell her about a strange yet necessary bodily function that only alicorns are capable of performing. Rated T just to be safe.

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"What even is this?" Twilight asked. "I don't think it's a dagger, or a knife. The blade is far too wide. And it isn't sharpened."

One mysterious object would unlock Cozy's past, and reveal long-lost truths.


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The eternal night of Nightmare Moon’s reign is a harsh and unforgiving time, and growing food during it proves to be a most difficult affair. When famine hits, Applejack believes she has a good idea on how to fix the problem.


Now with a reading by Skijarama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX1J0EIWPA8

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For generation the kirins of the perilous Peaks have cut themselves off from the wider world. As such the wider world.

Twilight, curious on how an all-female species reproduces writes a letter to Autumn Blaze asking about kirin sexual biology. She receives a plus-one invitation to the kirin village for the summer mating season.

She decides to invite Cadance along

The sex tag is for talking about lewd topics

Reader warning: Kirin biology, kirin courtship and mating rituals, two characters talking about lewd subjects, and an explosive finish.


This story was inspired in part by a comment I had on this story.

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Fluttershy has been keeping things from her friends, ever since she was a filly.

She has passed on many opportunities to tell them and that will stop today! She finally decided to call a meeting in with her friends to find out if they'll even stay her friends afterward.

However, she is quick to realize...

She's not alone...

[Credit to KingSombraTheTyrantRuler for helping me straighten this short story out, and credit to whoever made the cover picture,]

[Side note this soon-to-be series is a clear spinoff [with permission obtained long ago] of Undead Robot Bug crusaders I give credit to Banjo64]

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The Mane 6 Leave Starlight in charge while they're off on a Friendship quest, so she does the responsible thing and call's Spike and Trixie to come and watch the world burn

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Twilight is asked a question. The profoundness of it makes her intellectual mind stagger in shock.

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Pinkie Pie feeds Fluttershy some pony-bacon cupcakes. Fluttershy knows exactly what they are, and she likes them anyway. They decide to become vigilante cannibal serial killers, as you do. But have they bitten off more than they can chew? And what will happen when Twilight finds out?

Based super-loosely on KingMoriarty's Horsemeat for the Springtime-Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo contest. Gore and violence are low-key in execution, but super disturbing in concept.

Edited by Scoots.

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On a seemingly normal day, Applejack is shocked and heartbroken to find herself backstabbed by two of the people closest to her.

Pinkie is left confused.

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Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains historical facts of a fictionalized world that are completely made up, and a story that I completely forgot I had. If you don't like any of these, you know where the exit button is.


It's every student's worst nightmare, and it's happening to Gallus. Among all the stuff that he has to juggle at the School of Friendship, he had forgotten about the presentation for Twilight's class. Namely, to research and give a presentation in front of the class about a certain point in Equestria's history. If Gallus had more time, he should have been prepared. However, he decides that unless he gets up there to look like an idiot, he should at least try to wing it. He may remember about half of what he's learned, but it's better than nothing.

Honestly, he just hopes that Twilight wouldn't notice.


This story was something I had written several months ago... and then completely forgot about. I think I wrote this one night when I couldn't sleep, but I'm not sure. This is odd since I don't normally do stuff like this, but it's embarrassing I had this on my laptop for who-knows-how-long and did not post it. Well, to make that up, here it is.

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