Joined April 2012
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I'm a random Brony who writes fanfiction about stuff and has a wide knowledge of pointless video game lore. Hooray for having an in  depth bio!



"This week, Joe Moore hosts and is joined by Adam Barge, Perry Ruhland, Patrick Lowe and Amanda from Cali. Join the gang as they discuss the Holy Mother, Super Smash Brothers: Whedon, Perry’s inability to shut up and disrespectmybody.com."

Join me and my bros on a quest to defeat the evils of my shovelware collection, Joe's inability to know anything Whedon has done besides Buffy and the Avengers, Amanda from Cali's evil schemes, and Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.

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Rainbow Dash Fics

  • Crash After some early morning flight practice goes awry, Rainbow Dash finds herself reflecting on her life. (Comicverse) by xl9 2,499 words · 1,081 views · 121 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Fighting Scars After a long duel with a fearsome beast in the badlands of Equestria, six friends confront their mortality. by xl9 2,425 words · 3,689 views · 589 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Sisters, Socials, and Apple Trees Being a good sister is harder than Rainbow Dash originally thought, so she turns to a close friend for advice. by xl9 5,066 words · 433 views · 39 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Sandwhich For a pony who has defied all expectations and made it into the Wonderbolt Reserves, you would expect that Rainbow Dash wouldn't have trouble opening a jar of peanut butter. It just so happens that life is full of surprises. by xl9 2,035 words · 786 views · 97 likes · 2 dislikes

Colab Fics I've Done

  • When Worlds Unite Up The Wonderful 101 decides to dispatch a group of Wonderful Ones to Equestria, hoping to secure an ally in the ongoing battle against GEATHJERK. by The card holder 2,528 words · 92 views · 13 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Best Birthaversary Ever After an amazing birthaversary, Rainbow Dash is almost wiped out, and needs her sleep. Luckily, Pinkie is on hand to help the only way a good friend knows how. by JaketheGinger 2,599 words · 483 views · 68 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Ponies, Please Deny and approve, that's my job. I go through each day hoping to survive the next. And now, the only one who seems to be genuinely happy is some human by the name of Jorji. He's probably an idiot. Glory to Stalliongrad. by RainbowBob 5,319 words · 1,007 views · 199 likes · 19 dislikes

Kickass Crossover Fics

  • Celestia and Iroh Have Tea Celestia and Iroh share some afternoon tea, and sagely advice. by Ninja Kraken 5,616 words · 8,692 views · 1,303 likes · 19 dislikes
  • All Hail The Dark Lord Darth Vader, one of the most insidious villains in the entire galaxy, ends up in Equestria of all places. With no support from the Empire, this Sith Lord needs to find a way off the planet. Or he could take over it. Either one works. by RainbowBob 40,232 words · 8,612 views · 1,398 likes · 52 dislikes
  • Just Joking The Clown Prince of Crime is in Equestria, with the job of creating chaos and fun for all. by RainbowBob 42,660 words · 7,370 views · 555 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Sly Cooper in: Stealing Harmony In order to save his friends and the love of his life from Discord, Master Raccoon Thief Sly Cooper must accomplish the impossible; steal the Elements of Harmony from Celestia and their bearers. by Loyal2Luna 21,973 words · 5,835 views · 567 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Zero Punctuation - Equestria Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Naturally, he hits it to make it work. Only instead of fixing his problem, it gave him a mess of by DarkWing 25,315 words · 14,703 views · 1,032 likes · 52 dislikes

Amazing Non-Crossovers

  • Sky Pirates of Equestria: Phoenix Flight In a world where magical airship travel has directed and defined life in Equestria for centuries, the RES Corona is the most dangerous ship in the Equestrian Navy. A cocksure band of six unlikely pirates begs to differ. AU, technically post-S3. by Aquaman 16,706 words · 1,733 views · 168 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Friendship is Balls Applejack asks her best friends to come watch her sister's hoofball game. The girls know they are in for the most boring Saturday morning in Equestrian history. by shortskirtsandexplosions 6,901 words · 2,610 views · 348 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Life-Led A land of danger is the destination of Dash, one she doesn't understand. by Trevor Rain 41,343 words · 435 views · 13 likes · 4 dislikes
  • In His Own Way Spike and the girls play an MMO. In his own way, Spike shows Rarity how he's grown over the years. by Merc the Jerk 13,012 words · 2,780 views · 211 likes · 16 dislikes
  • The Ship-Off Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash have a write-off. The subject? "Romance" by TheBrianJ 9,613 words · 10,940 views · 885 likes · 12 dislikes


#1264880 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1264638 For you.

#1264638 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

You're a big guy.

#1263360 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

Oh dang dawg, nearly at 100 followers! :pinkiehappy:

#1250684 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1249907 Trips are alright, except on /v/. Then tripfriends can nicely go fuck off. :rainbowwild:

#1249907 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1249884 hopefully my tripfaggery hasn't been too off putting :twilightsheepish:

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