Joshua Sylvan, a nerdy overweight young adult male into roleplaying games of all kinds, along with reading comic books and watching a little girl's television show, wakes up in a forest with a different body. After giving himself a new name and working out a persona to blend in a bit better with the magical land of talking ponies. Even more strangeness ensues.

Tags will likely be added as the story matures.

A boy by the name of; Disorder Chaos. He is the son of Discord, the god of Chaos and is an orphan. When he turns 14 he gains his powers over chaos. He meets Twilight Sparkle and her friends as they go to try and stop Nightmare Moon. As they go on adventures and stop evil. All while Disorder must control his powers before they, along with himself, are used to take over the world.
Story takes place during season's to 3. Story may change depending on the actions of the characters.
I might have this become a series, might not. I'll change he title if I do decide to do so.
WARNING!: Anthro Ponies.
WARNING!: It's rated teen.
This is Part 1 of ???. Enjoy.

I die and then my soul goes to Equestria. DEATH stalks the multiverse looking for me. Fun happens in the parallel universes that DEATH wanders through. In the meantime, I have to work my way through Equestrian life. I promise not to make it boring. As this is my first anthro fic and my first HIE fic, give me some time and a little bit of guidance. I hope that you can all sit back and enjoy the fic.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

This is my first attempt at a HiE fic. I know it's overdone but I can guarantee it's not a self insert. This time, anyway. But nevertheless! I digress! You are a human stuck in the oh-so-magical land of Equestria where there are trees and flowers and chirping birds and ponies and mythical beings who can cause a lot of destruction and death. A pleasant place to be.
Written in 2nd person narrative. No proofreader, so don't judge yet. If it becomes successful enough, I may hire one.
Rated teen for language reasons.

There is a world where Life and Death govern all imaginable realms. A world where Watchers guard over their planets and the creatures that roam them. In this world, a young soul goes on a journey to a place he never thought existed, after cutting an untold deal with Death.

Equestria, a place of magical creatures and mysteries, offers him a new chance at life. A chance he will have to pay dearly for. This is the written story of his adventures, some of the sorrows and victories of his life as he goes through great challenges and fights his inner darkness.

At the end of this journey, one begs the question: What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil side through great effort and sacrifice?

Tagged with Human for the prologue.

Follows show's cannon up until end of Season 2.

Now a published book!
And it's own TvTopes page!

Spanish translation: Here

First chapter published January 2012
Marked as Complete on 31st August 2014
Published (printed) on 25th November 2014

PM me for the full digital version of the now-printed book! (includes text PDF, full cover and fan art)

The humans called me murderer. Freak. Monster.

My people called me warrior. Heir. Hero.

Them? The ponies? Her?

Friend. Family. Lover.

It's been a long time since anyone ever called me that, and it's even stranger with "love". But can they know me truly? Can I trust them with the truth? And more importantly… can I protect them from the truth?

…from myself?

Thanks to Panzertank for the cover art!

James Kaughn is a member of the world's most elite fighting force, but when his team is sent in to rescue a captive family in Afghanistan the mission hits a snag. He stays behind to allow the others to escape, fully expecting to die, but ends up in an unfamiliar place. Join him as he meets new challenges and struggles with his worsening PTSD. Will he be able to actually make friends and not just teammates?

Johnson, A.K.A. Honored Service, is starting his new, nonviolent and peaceful life in Ponyville. With the recent war between the ponies and the Nightmare fading into the history books, Honored is told to live a life of friendship and tolerance in Ponyville. He must learn to overcome problems with out the insane amount of gratuitous violence he is accustomed to. Honored is left in the care of the Elements of Harmony who are about to experience a new type of hell on Earth... a bored human soldier.

This is the third story in the Johnson, Honored Service, series. You should read the first two stories to have any clue on what the flip is happening.

1st one --> The Equestrian Honor Guard

2nd one --> Honor Above All Else

The human, Honored Service, returns to Canterlot after being thought dead for a year. This is the story of what happened to the unlucky human in that long year away from home.

First story found here. Click it.