Friendship is Chaos

by Vladimir

We're back! What!? To be Continued!?!?

I look around the room, confused as to how or even why I am in a white room. I know I am not crazy! I'm not! Stop thinking that! Stop it!

Whatever.

I see a camera placed before me as Dad stands next to it.

"The fuck is happening?! Where are we!?" I yell out as Dad simply shrugs.

"Apparently we're to be continued in another story! What fun!" He exclaims as the camera explodes and someone laughing. Am I going crazy? Or did it jus-

"WAIT! WHAT!? STORY!? THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!?!?" I exclaim. Dad rolls his eyes.

"Nothing, I meant the story that Twilight is writing about us. Or could I just be messing you with yooooou?" He asks as he gains glasses and looks like a "human". I stare for minutes before he hands me a....cue-card? I look at him for an answer, but he shrugs it off with his "not sure" look.

I shake my head and look towards the camera, apparently, from what the card says, this camera leads to you.... Don't know who "you" is, but what-the fuck- ever.

I decide to read said card as it says to do, fucking ponce. "Hello, everyone, today is a...wait what does "To be continued mean? Also, why does the card say turn around?" I asks stupidly.

Turning around, I am greeted by my father who is...dancing with Chrysie!?

"What the fuck is happening?" I asks. Chrysie giggles and kisses me deeply, making my toes scrunch up and my breath to leave me as I kiss her back. She parts from me and grins while clapping her hands.

"We're coming back! YAY!" She exclaims loudly. I scrunch my face up.

"Back from...where?" I ask. She shrugs.

"Dunno, but Discord says we are coming back sometime soon. Oh well, oh! He also said to stop being a....Kr-il-lan? What's that mean?" She asks. Far in the distance, we both hear a squeaky voice scream out "Haha! Not me!" and then silence.

"Riiiight.... we-" I get cut off. Bints...

"We would love to stay and chat, but we must be going! But for now, please know that we are NOT leaving you all ! We are simply getting ready for the next chapter of our own stories! Just as the sun rises, it must fall to give the sky up to the moon. This is Discord, signing off!" Father says to a camera before it magically vanishes with a pop. I blink.

"What....just happened?" I ask. Father rolls his eyes.

"Nothing, now, if you don't start running towards that sunset, Ima kick your ass!" He exclaims while pulling out a FUCKING BAZOOKA!!

I run towards the sunset, before waving back to the camera, a grin on my face for whatever reason.

"Ja ne! See you next time!"

Author's Note:

Did I make it long? Nope. Did I add humor? Possibly. Did I half-ass it? Totally! Did I make a reference to a popular thing? Yes. Am I working on the second part? Fuck yeah! Did you enjoy this story? How the hell should I know? I ain't you! I'm me!
See you next time! In the next story! Bye bye!

Comments

[ShadowCloud]

4685687 Cool just please don't put Tirek in.

Have fun by the way, life becomes soooo boring without chaos, so, spread some each and everyday(not harmful mind you! Just let your inner Pinkie Pie out!)!

I don't have an inner Pinkie Pie, I have an inner Discord, and it's true, life is boring without a little chaos, as Discord said "Making sense? What fun is there in making sense?"

I am also reading "Equestria's Prototype" and "Legacy of the Kirin" and I'm wondering when will these be updated too?
Also.
*SHUT UP NURSE!*

[ShadowCloud]

You are a troll! You know that? A freakin Troll!

[Vladimir]

4687011 guilty~
4686909 :3

[Azard]

Ah so you are alive.

[Vladimir]

4696819 Oh please~! Like I would just roll over and die so easily? NEVER! You lovelies deserve better stories! Better drama! More of my messed up mixed writing/sence-of-humor!*Shut up NURSE!*
So yes, I am still alive. And if this sounds or reads oddly, that is because I am happy for once in a VERY long time.





*FUS RO YAY!!!!!*

[Vladimir]

4914516 I would, but I don't use anything besides FimFiction to make the stories, so I kinda can't, and when I proof read them, I end up remaking the whole freaking chapter that takes close to a week to make. It's kinda how I do things, but hopefully your enjoying this part of the story.

[Vladimir]

4926575 Whoo!

[Blaze Fury]

Cant wait for the next story.

[Dillmccathron]

Next story please

[Amethyst Sword]

I'm "Putin" this in my Favorites

[NicLove]

Before I read this, what is the Gore and Dark tag for ?
And how bad does it get ?

[unknowncape7377]

7477454
Heh

[unknowncape7377]

8164486
Uhhh as bad as Gore in deadpool

[Coco101q]

I love how you made disorder Discords son😁. If you feel like it do you think you could make another one.