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// Boast Busters and New loves... 
// Story: Friendship is Chaos 
// by Vladimir 
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	I moved through the town, my coat now had a hood, which I gladly wear. On the back of my coat is Luna's and Celestia's cutie marks. I had gained a third weapon, silver and gold dual bladed axe, the blades look like Celestia's cutie mark -my scythe now looks like Luna's-. The weather was slightly cloudy, the weather ponies have been doing good today. I saw a group of ponies crowding a sort of caravan that has a poster of a lovely looking unicorn mare. 
She has a bright blue coat, a silvery blue mane ad tail. On her head is a blue moon and stars. She wears rather...provocative clothing. She wears purple stalking's, a blue mini skirt, and low-cut top, revealing her cleavage. I move closer to the caravan, but then see RD fly back onto the stage.
"They don't call me 'Rainbow' and 'Dash' for nothin'!" She boasts. 
That was pretty cool, I like the rainbow above RD too. I think to myself. I then see that unicorn mare step up, a scoff on her face. This won't be good.... I thought.
"Please, the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE can do better!" She then uses her magic to make a rainbow tornado and send RD off the stage, but she seems to have a sad look in her eyes. I get ready to snap my fingers, but then Rarity goes up on stage. She talks about finesse and whatnot. When she I done, she looks wonderful, but she doesn't compare to Trixie, Luna or Celestia. 
"Take that!" Rarity spats at Trixie, who for a brief second, did actually recoil, before putting on a brave face, even if it was fake. 
"Very well, Trixie will do better!" She boasts before turning Rarity's mane green. I was little mad, but saw Trixie give an apologetic look towards Rarity, I can also tell that since I am closer to the stage, that she is an entertainer, who must not be eating much, if at all. Rarity runs off the stage, crying but as she passes me, I grab her shoulder, and then snap my fingers, returning her mane to to normal. Trixie stars at me wide eyed. 
"Can I join this little party?" I ask with a caring smile directed at Trixie. Trixie blushes before nodding her head. I float to the stage and look around the crowd, my tail coils around Trixie's waist, bringing her to me, she blushes harder. "Now that I! Trixie's assistant has arrived! The real show shall begin! For I am the ULTIMATELY AWESOME; DISORDER!" I snap my fingers, fireworks of dragons fly around above the audience, causing them to 'Ooo' and 'Awe' at the sight. Trixie looks at me gratefully, while I simply smile down at her. "For my first trick, I shall make food for my lovely show pony to taste test, but be warned, it might not be as it seems!" I snapped my fingers again, plates and bowls along with a long table form before Trixie, I pull a chair out for her in a butlers suite. As she sits in the chair, I push her in gently to seem dignified. Trixie stares at the food, then to me, I give her a sly wink, she smiles thankfully at me, before taking a bite of the carrot loaf -it's like meatloaf but with carrots, pony stuff-, and her eyes go wide.
"It's...It's amazing! The best thing I have tasted in so long!" She cries out, before she digs in to get more. I chuckle before handing her some toasty warm honey glazed bread rolls, she looks at me oddly, but I smile back. I notice that Luna and Celestia have appeared behind the crowd, giving me a loving smile. She takes a roll and eats it slowly, savoring it. "It's perfect! You are, as always, a magnificent cook, Disorder." She says to me, playing along. 
"Why thank you my lady! Only the best, for the best!" I say to not jut her, but to the crowd s well. She looks down at all the food, but sees that there are fillies and colts, eyeing it as well. She waves a hand for them to come closer, as they do so, I conjure more chairs for the little ones to sit in. Their faces light up, when they get into the chairs, they dig into the food with Trixie. I gain a proud look on my face for all to see. 
The rest of the show consisted of Trixie and I made fireworks, told stories -mostly tall tales for the little ones that gathered-. After the show, Trixie hugs me tightly as she sniffles into my chest. I rub her back gently, comforting her.
"Thank you, Disorder. No pony has ever done that for or even to me before..." She sniffs out. I place a finger on her lips, unaware of Luna and Celestia, along with Spike and the girls watching from behind the corner. 
"Shh, it's okay Trixie. You needed the help, besides, I could see you haven't eaten in a while, so I decided to give you something to eat before the real show. I even gave you something in your caravan~." I tell her softly. She looks at me with wide eyes before running inside, I follow her and lean against the doorway, the group had moved to the window, watching and soon their jaws dropped. There in Trixie's caravan, were two refrigerators that were self sustaining, an oven, and even a walk in closet, the fridges were stocked up with tons of food and my own made dishes, while the closet was filled with dresses, shirts, pants, skirts, shorts, bras and panties that all had her cutie mark on them, even pair of capes and hats as well. She looks back at me, her jaw dropped and eyes wide with tears, she places a hand over her mouth.	
"T-thank you...this means so much to me..." She says. I give her a caring smile.
"Well I decided to give you some supplies when on the road, you can stay at my house when you want someplace to rest from the road for as long as you want. It's pretty much a mansion, so I don't mind sharing it, just please don't throw parties too big, alright" I say to her with a smile. Tears go down her cheeks, she smiles and nods her head rapidly before hugging me tightly. 'Awe...' Is what were hear from the window. We look to the window and see every pony standing there, hands over their mouths. I growl in annoyance of being watch, while Trixie hides behind me, blushing. Must be shy as well.
"What are, oh hey Tia! Hey Lulu!" I call out to Celestia and Luna. The two of them appear in the room with a flash of light, the smile at me and Trixie. 
"Hello Disorder. We saw he show, it was very touching of you to help Trixie out." She states before nuzzling me along with Luna, I nuzzle the two back, as my tail coils around Trixie's waste, causing her blush and look up at me. 
"We think she deserves you, just as much as us! She seems nice, even if she did those things. However we can see a spark for you in her eyes." Luna says. We look back at Trixie who is pointing her pointer fingers together, much like shy when she is nervous, a blush on her face. She jumps when my tail gives her a slight squeeze, making her look up at us,
"Um, well Trixie doesn't see a reason not to try it out...she supposes..." She says in third person, though I find it cute. I smile down at her before nuzzling her, Celestia and Luna do the same. She smiles back at me, before nuzzling us back. I hear a squeak and turn around to see the others had entered the caravan. I tilted my head to the right in confusion as to why they were still here.
"What are you all doing here? Did you come to see the star of the show?" I asked. The others look at m before jumping on me. I fall onto my back as the girl hug me, while Spike laughs his ass off. I send him a glare that only seems to make him laugh harder. I look down at the girls and smile. "Alright already, I get it, you're happy to see me after like what? A week of staying at the castle? Jeez, it's like you thought I was dead when I didn't come to see you six off, I was asleep." I said. They looked up at me before giggling like little fillies. As we all got back up to my feet, Trixie had jumped into my arms, not that minded in fact she pretty light, probably 90lbs, and wraps her arms around my neck. I look down at her, smirking slightly. 
"What? Trixie wants to show she cares for her stallion." She states, before looking at the princesses and corrects herself. "Our stallion." They nod their heads to her, as she smiles up at me, while I smile down at her. The others congratulated us until a loud roar sounds through the air. I am quick to place Trixie on her feet and rush outside. Once there I see what looks to be a massive blue bear with stars on it's body, on the top of it's head is a large yellow star. 
"HELP! HELP!" I heard. Looking below the bear I see Snips and Snails running ahead of it. I spread my wings and take off, leaving behind a gust of wind, knocking every pony over. I dive and grab the two colts before dodging the bears paw. I spin upwards into the air as fast as I could, the wind picked up, and around us formed a tornado of sorts, my eyes began to glow bright blue with a hint of purple in them. The bear roars and charges.
I snap my fingers, Snips and Snails appear before the others as I rush at the bear, the tornado takes on the shape of a type of dragon. As I charge at the bear, I let loose a warning roar, but it does nothing, so I keep going. The tornado slams into the bear as it claws the tornado in half, the wind picked up considerably. 
I fell onto the ground before getting onto my hands and pushing myself back from the bears massive paw. I land on my feet a few meters away, summoning my axe, I get ready to charge again, until Shy stops me.
"Stop, don't hurt it! Just get it back to here I belongs, please." She begs me. I sigh and nod my head. My axe returns to it's spot on my chain as I take off into the sky, I fly above it's head as it tries to bite and claw at me. I barely dodge the attacked until a paw slams me into the ground, knocking the wind out of me, and breaking a leg. I groan as I go to stand up, but the paw pins me down. The bear licks it's muzzle before roaring at me in rage. I punch the paw as hard as I can, but that only angers the bear me, as it begins to crush me, knocking all the air from my lungs and as I hear a few cracks, breaks a few of my ribs. 
"Hold on Disorder! We're coming!" I hear Luna yell. She , Celestia, Twi and Trix's horns glow and the bear rises into the air, Luna gets the lower part of the water tower, and passes it on to Celestia, who creates soothing music, Trix gets the water tower and brings it through the cow barn, getting milk, she places a nipple on it as Twi levitates the bear off of me. There they give it the large bottle and after a few minutes the bear falls asleep. I wheeze in and out, trying to breath, but hurt too much. I pass out from pain.
I'm surrounded by darkness, nothing is around me. but then I hear a familiar taunting laugh.
"It seems you are finally here, perhaps we can have a little, chat." The voice says from behind me. I turn and see the shadowy man standing there, his arms crossed. "Been awhile, hasn't it?" He asked. I nodded my head, unsure of how to respond. "It's good to see you though, the last time I saw you it was when you were a child. Pity how that is, huh?" He says to me. I give him a questioning look.
"What are you talking about?" I ask.
"Oh nothing you need to know, yet. But the important thing is that you are being hunted, by very powerful forces that wish to use you and your powers, to take over the world. And before you ask, no, it isn't the humans, while yes they would benefit from you, they realize that pissing off the princesses, who are goddesses, is a massive death wish. No, these beings are native to our side of the world." He explains.
"And just what are my powers?" I ask, as if I didn't know, hoping he didn't either. He gives me a deadpan stare. "Okay, so I have magic over chaos, whoopee!"
"Not just magic you fool! Your powers ARE chaos, much like Discords. However, you also have order in you, making you a dangerous enemy, ally, or tool. That is why they are coming after you." He explained to me. So I have the powers to do whatever? Cool.
"It is pretty cool, yah. But that's not the point!" He growls.
"Then what is?" I ask. 
"I am going to train you, helping your magic's and powers grow." He said to me. I saw his fire burning in his eyes. "None would be able to stop you. Ever! You'll have abilities you've never dreamed of!" He stated. I liked where this was going. 
"Alright, so do we start now? Or?" I question. He shakes his head before giving an apologetic look.
"Not right now, you have been asleep for a month, and have missed many things. But, we will meet again, and when we do. I'll teach you something's. Deal?" He says. The month long sleep causes me to recoil, until thinking about what happened to me, and the promise to be taught to control my magic and 'powers' sounds awesome.
"Alright, you got a deal." I shake his hand. "By the way, what's your name?" I ask him. He gives me a grin as I start to wake up.
"Call me Artemis..." He says, his voice growing fainter and fainter. I open my eyes to be blinded by lights. 	
"Ugh...someone turn off the lights, they burn..." I groan out. The lights flick off and I am hugged tightly by three ponies. Opening my eyes again, I see Celestia, Luna and Trixie hugging me as tight as they can. I am not hurting, so I must be fully healed I smile down at them. "Long time no see, eh?" From the corner of my eye, I see that the sun was just going over the horizon, the sky turning a lovely orange, red, and pink hue.
"Long time no see is damn right!" They all growl at me with teary eyes. I recoil slightly, afraid that I will be stuck in this place once again. 
"Sorry, it's just that we were worried about you is all..." Luna said. I nodded my head before asking them what all happened. They told me about a dragon who rested in a mountain breathing smoke covering Equestria, the girls and Spike stopped that. Then they talked about a Zebra named Zecora had startled the town, all because she was different, and to Pinkie's overly stupid and active imagination.
"Whoa, I sure did pick a lousy time to have been knocked out. Is Zecora okay?" I asked. At that moment a Zebra walked in wearing hand made leather skirt and strapless top, they hugged her body well, showing off her amazing figure. My jaw dropped when she smiled at me.
"Ah, your awake, after your little quake, they were worried, so I hurried." She said.
"Hurried for what?" I asked, not wanting to ask about the rhyming, it was most likely how her people spoke. I didn't want to seem ignorant. 
"To get medicine." She said. No rhyming there, cool. Ah fuck it! I'm going to ask anyways!
"oh, thank you, but if I may, can I ask a question?" She nods her head. Damn she looks amazing! Just as amazing at Luna, Celestia and Trixie do! "Why is it that you rhyme?" I asked. She smiled at that for some reason, before she giggled. 
And there went my heart, damn she is gorgeous! Even her laugh is awesome!
"I rhyme to pass the time, or, for a better term, have some fun with ponies, who don't know better." She answered. "But, if you wish, I do no need to rhyme." I blinked before nodding my head softly.
"Sorry but, rhyming confuses me greatly." I said. She nodded her head before sitting between Trixie and Luna. I quirked a brow at Celestia.
"She asked to join the herd when she saw you. She said something about a custom from her old home to be in one with a stallion that truly cares about his herd." She explained to me. I nodded before looking at Zecora.
"Either I am the luckiest man alive, or this is a dream." I state to her. She tilts her head.
"Why do you say that?" She asks. 
"Because I have four absolutely gorgeous mares, all mine!" I exclaimed. She then nodded her head, before pecking me on the cheek. I caught her scent, and she smelt of strawberries. I fucking love strawberries! I place my hands on her shoulders, and kiss her deeply, I the do the same to Trixie, Luna and Celestia one by one. All of their faces are bright crimson red. I smile at them as they smile back, still blushing. "Yeah, I'm lucky." I say. We all laugh, as they tell me about their month, I listen intently, however, in the back of my head, I can't wait to start my training. Today was a good day when we arrived at my house, and fell asleep for the night.