This story is a sequel to A Newspaper Solves Everypony's Problem

Trixie has a problem. She may have accidently, and awesomely, teleported a table during a simple magic exercise. At least the table has been found, but now she has to, ugh, talk about what happened with Twilight… Or does she?

The Everfree forest has many secrets held within its ancient woods. Many are fabled to be able to destroy anypony brave, or stupid, enough to come looking for it. But when a certain pegasus goes inside without looking for trouble or secrets, she ends up finding one of the forest's most treasured inhabitants. And one that will happily be her friend.

"Do you like hunny?"

After Applejack (accidentally) caused a bunny stampede, Twilight needed to get all the bunnies out of Ponyville. Luckily, when she decided to stay in Ponyville, Celestia gave her a book with the phone numbers of various services, from private detectives to a pest control company called Anti Pesto. However, when they arrive, they aren't exactly what she expected.

They're effective though.

Now with a reading by Winged T. Spears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTlTCRUQd3E

A millennium ago, give or take, Princesses Celestia and Luna were nearly defeated by the most powerful villain that they had ever faced, Grogar, the dreaded lord of Tambelon. Thanks only to the whims of random chance, the two princesses survived that encounter, but have been forced to live in fear of the time of his inevitable return. That time is now...

...But whatever revival was intended has gone a little... wrong. Behind the wheels of Grogar's body is the spirit of a slightly extremely eccentric human. Equestria would have been lucky to survive the real Grogar, but will the ponies fare any better with this loon ruling Tambelon?

Sex Tag For Sexy Times Reasons, Gore Tag For Gorey Time Reasons.

You. Have. Been. Warned.

The Cooper Gang has faced many hurdles since they left the orphanage together. Each heist held its own hazards, its own problems, and its own consequences if anything went wrong. However, by working together, Sly, Bentley, and Murray have handled everything thrown their way.

However, their next mission saddles the raccoon leader of this little band of thieves with two hurdles he never anticipated, ones he'll have to handle himself: romance and fatherhood. After all, how could he resist the allure of the lovely Carmelita Fox, even if she is on the side of law enforcement? And an orphan himself, he could never turn his back on the lost, alone, and scared Coco Pommel, a tiny pony filly small enough to fit in his hand...and threatened by the worst of the worst of the criminal world.

Little did he know just how much these decisions would change all their lives.

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Part of the PWNY-verse.

Edit: New cover art by Technopathic
Edit 2: New fan art by The Emerald Nightingale

Hello my name is, well was, Scott. I was just minding my own business, exploring FanExpo in a sweet SPD Shadow costume when I meet this suspicious looking vendor. He offers to sell me Cruger's Shadow Saber, the only thing missing from my costume, for $10. Then it all goes downhill.
First I get sucked into a world of multi-colored pony people, then I find out I've become a blue dog person(whatever race Cruger is), and finally I find out that there's another race of dog people who gives dog people a bad name.
At least I've got my tunes.

This is a Displaced Fic, please do not hate just because it is one, it is also my first.

Okay, news. On December 18, 2015, 11:35 AM, this got featured. I would like to thank all my faithful readers for this, and I hope this brings a new level of respect for not just me, but Displaced Fics in general.

The Tasty Treat becomes a successful restaurant, despite not having the three-hoof rating that makes all the restaurants in Restaurant Row successful. The Queen of Cuisine, Zesty Gourmand, will not let this stand without criticism.

Unfortunately for her, somepony else will not let her flawed method of critiquing restaurants go unpunished. And he's not holding back anything. No way in Hell, especially in his own kitchen.

Spoilers for Season 6 Episode 12

Random Oneshot Idea that just popped in my head.

Contains vulgar language and verbal bashing (Judging from the cover art, you can tell why).

In many realms across time and space, there was a wedding interrupted in a place called Canterlot. The perpetrator of this crime was a changeling queen named Chrysalis. In one such instance in the multiverse, it was interrupted for reasons beyond obtaining power. For this is a story in which a Changeling Queen Chrysalis found love, lost it, but was willing to risk it all to regain it.
It is also a tale in which a queen of insatiable hunger met someone who could understand her unrequited starvation. In this world, there was another reason a Changeling Queen would risk everything on an invasion of a Solar God's capital. For what could be make a more perfect day than to have her perfect mate? After all, is it really greedy when it is said all is fair in love and war?
(Can you guess the crossover elements?)

Rainbow Dash has always been proud of her physical abilities and her fighting prowess; however that pride of hers has been tested against the sheer might of her bubbly friend Pinkie Pie. As much as Dash hates to admit it she is clearly outclassed by her earth pony friend in every way. Still, she wants to know how much training she will have to do to get close to her ability -- so Rainbow challenges Pinkie to a fight far from Ponyville. Its nothing serious, just a friendly contest of strength to see just where they are at. Rainbow Finds out all right.

Inspired by a very particular fight in One Punch Man that seems all the more fun with pastel colored ponies.

Twilight and Spike come across a timeline where Diamond dogs now rule over everyone in Equestria.
It's pretty awesome!

That stupid annoying author: I feel like we were forgetting another set of antagonists in the show during that final...not really sure who though.