Everyone's favorite internet arsebag comes to town with the intention of pairing Rainbow Dash with everything that moves.

(A/N: I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.)

What would you do if you've gone where no mare has gone before, and have no idea how to get back?

Rainbow Dash found herself alone in a strange, magicless world governed by entirely different natural laws than Equestria, ruled by a race who thought themselves the only sentient species in the universe...

With the time she has left, Rainbow Dash seeks what is truly important in life before moving on.

What would happen if all the Humans of Equestria came together for a game of poker? What would happen if they all went to the mall?
Shenanigans.
(This is heavily dialogue based, so be warned. It will be clear who is talking, though. If you don't really know these characters, then you probably will not get the references I make. I asked all the authors' permission for use of their character.)
Special thanks to Glassed for his pre-reading abilities!
Cast includes:
My Second Life's Coal!
Another Chance at Life's Kyle!
Le Retour and How Did I Get Here's Kyle Bucy! (He will be referred to this with this name.)
Equestria's First Human's Connor!
Trip Of A Lifetime's Josh!
Human's Second!
MPPT3000's Author!
Into A New World's Fiery!
With special guests:
Through The Eyes Of Another Pony's Firewall! (In The Shopping.)
Not the Afterlife I Signed Up For's Isaac! (In The Shopping.)