oh hell fuck yeah!

...There goes the rest of my Saturday night.

Thank you sir, for writing this. I read it before you posted it on here, and it was one of the stories (alongside "The Dresden Fillies" and "Cross and Arrow") that inspired me to write my own. I'm pretty sure you've heard that a lot, but I just wanted to say thanks. Keep on doin' whatever it is that you do!

I tried reading the entire fic in one sitting a long while back... I got to chapter 7 or 8 before I almost went comatose from reading so much.

>>424320424320

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wait......is this what i think it is ...............OMG IT IS!

FINNALY!

Ha ha FINALLY you bring this to FiMFiction! Nice to see you here Lafter.

The win has been divided by zero.

Oh! It's here! Good to see my favorite HiE on fimfiction.

>>424389424389 Thanks, Babe!  It's been a wild ride at EQD, but it's time to expand! :D

I want to have your babies lafter, laws of nature be damned to hell!  This is the best story ever written in the history of the universe.  Right, like I'm a good judge what with the shit I write

YAY Another epicosity has joined us!

FINNALY

Need to read this... And I shall

I see you added dat romance tag. Now, how about a Hoorah for one of the best/most popular fics of the fandom! Hip, hip, HOORA-...

HELL YEA BOUT DAM TIME IT CAME HERE

IT BEGINS

Oh yes yes YES.

Insta-fave and thumbs-up.

Great to see you on the site CardsLafter.

YAY I finnally dont have to keep checking EQD for updates!

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I love it

Fuck yeah!!!!

Well well, look who it is, good to see you here Lafter. Welcome.

Heh, wonder if the comments on here will get as crazy as they did on EQD...

Either way, we now have another legendary author here.

So it has come here now. Well I'm gonna love seeing how many comments this has by the morning

Well, well, well. It certainly has changed since I read it last time. But no matter. It is still as funny as it was then.

You know what you must do, Lafter. Keep up the work.

Ha! Finally put it up here. Let's see if they're ready for you

And just when my story was nearing the featured spot

*uninterested*

Glad to see it's finally up here, this is possibly the best fic I've ever read

I knew this story was win because of the description. Well delivered, I am satisfied.

FUCK YA! Glad to see it's finally up :D

>>424504424504  Awww. D:  I didn't mean to ruin anypony's day... I just wanted to start fresh somewhere.  Apologies!!!

I noticed that this is almost completely re-written, just like you said you would do. The updated humor makes it completely relateable to the recent chapters, and I like that. Nice bro.

>>424518424518

*begrudgingly gives free like for effort*

>>424405424405

Burninating the countryside,

Burninating the villains,

Burninating all the bad ponies!

And their thatched-roof cottages!

Thatched-roof cottages!

Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos

It's like Lafter versus Stoic over here

Go Lafter!

Go Lafter!!

Lafter wins!!!

When all the land is in ruins

And burnination has forsaken the countryside

Only one guy will remain

My money's on

FIREWALLLLLLL!

FIIIIRRRRRREEEEEWWWWAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

And the Firewall comes in the night . . .

*falls over*

Sweet Celestia, I need cupcakes after that...

>>424518424518

Hey is this just a reposting of the original or the infamous rewrite/revision?

>>424528424528

*Hugs!*

:3  I'm certain you'll make it to the featured anyway!  It's not like this is anything new, just a silly rehash of existing content.

Best of luck to ya!  

>>424539424539

This s the rewrite.

LET'S PARTY. LAFTER PUT THIS UP!

I actually love the original, its so entertaining to read and it gave me tons of laugh, with dose of various other emotions.

Lafter, put up BOTH version- original and rewrite! I would also like the original version to be continued, I don't know how to feel about the rewrite, it feels like all sudden it got little too serious.

This is I-BENNY-I on DA by the way!

>>424550424550

I'm not sure whether to be happy to see him rework the old stuff, or incredibly sad because of how long we will have to wait for a resolution after that last damn cliffhanger.

edit: That last one was pure evil on your part Lafter.

Oh cards, stop scaring me like that. I knew I'd read this story before, but I thought it was on Fimfiction too. I got all confused and annoyed before I realized what's going on.

Well, actually, when I first saw it I was thinking more along the lines of "Didn't this story get finished months ago?"

>>424565424565

Well, keep in mind, the earlier the chapter the more it needs work.

That latest chapters (which are longer) will not really need much at all so it's not THAT great a delay.

>>424573424573 = Optimist

Shira = Cynic.

>>424584424584

You're not a cynic, you're just Applebloom.

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>>424565424565

I was totally a jerk for that!

Seriously, you had to wear thermal-protection from fear of burning up on atmospheric re-entry!  It was that high of a cliff hanger!

... ... And I'm not sorry.  >:3

>>424604424604

That's why we love you

Godprincess Lafter has finally come. All rejoice that this is here, for it is awesome. It matters not how long the revision will take, for I will wait, even if it means waiting until the end of time./asskiss . Okay, in all seriousness, this here is a good fic, and is basically what inspired me to write fics myself, even if mine are more trollfic than anything else.

>>424604424604 I believe this song will fit you:

I am an a$$hole

I am an a$$hole

I am SUCH an a$$hole

Look at me

Bonus points if you're taking down Bullet Bills while singing this.

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I do believe I require a new set of undergarments...and a new carpeting...and new wallpaper cause my pants exploded with joy. Also need a new ceiling.

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Nice intro, TRACKING ENGAGED

Pardon my ignorance, but why are you rewriting the story?

>>424631424631

I see what you did there!

>>424690424690

You see, Cador_2004, I started this fic about six months ago.

During the first six or so first chapters, I was a borderline alcoholic.  And I did a terrible job of writing fanfiction back then.  Not only that, but I didn't give a damn where the story was going.  I just wrote.  Like a baws.

However, I still had a knack for humor.  :o  So people still read that garbage and loved it like a three-legged, hairless puppy with a tendency to shiver and twitch.  Why?  I don't know.  It was awful.

Fast forward to chapters 7-12, I had... realized that a lot of people were entertained by my efforts at comedic writing.  This made me feel better about myself.  Made me drink less and start to give the fiction some serious thought as I wrote it.

Then by the time I get to chapters 13 and 14, I know exactly where I want the story to go and how to get it done!  But there was one problem.

My foundation.  I looked back at all the chapters.  Nearly one-hundred and fifty-thousand words of lesser quality writing.  It made me... ... nostalgic and irritable.  I knew I could do better.

So here I am.  Rewriting the whole damn thing for everypony!  Myself included!  It's both a point of pride, and a reminder to myself just how much I've improved!  That, sir, is worth it!  And I want everypony to love and read it!

... ... Y'know... If you want to... That is.

GOOD GOD IT'S HERE!

... Wait, why is this not the latest chapter?

... THE CRAP, DUDE?

>>424715424715

Chill, he gave his reasons above. And they're damn good reasons by my estimate.

LAFTER. YOU ARE MY HERO. WRITE ON TO GREATNESS.

So snarky. Agree with you on the Fakes News, of all things. And everything to do with this fandom's social status. And PR, if you can call it that. Which is why I am only on this site after 10 P.M. I see a lot of lampshading coming up. Among other things. Including awesomeness. And comedy. Lots and lots of comedy.

Wait a minute... What is dis?

*spots the story*

YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!1! FINALLY!!! IT IS HERE!!! Omg, it's been so long when I last read this chapter. I think I shall do it again.

*starts reading the chapter*

...Wut?

*continues reading the chapter*

What is this?

*finishes reading the chapter*

WHAT.

*turns over to CardsLafter*

FIREWAAAAAALL!!!1!

*graps and violently shakes CardsLafter around*

YOU WENT AND MADE REVISIONS!!! HOW COULD YOU GO AND MAKE REVISIONS!!! NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE REST OF THE REVISIONS AND THE STORY LINE IS ALL CHANGED AND GRAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!1!!

*shakes CardsLafter around some more*

THE OLD STORY LINE WAS AWESOME!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR LOYAL FANS!! THIS WAS THE FIRST MLP FANFIC I EVER EVEN READ AND NOW YOU WENT AND MUTILATED IT!!! BRUTALLY!!!

*stops shaking CardsLafter around and gives him a crushing hug*

*whispers* I'll give you one chance, Firewall. One chance to make these revisions GOOD. If you do, you'll have my undying adoration. If you don't, then, well... I really do like you and your work, but just like I keep saying in the TF2, I only kill people I like. You better remember that.

*smiles and drops the crushed body of CardsLafter to the ground*

Alright Firewall, I'll be seeing you when the next chapter shows up! See you soon~~!

*hops away smiling*

>>424783424783 Um...erm...what was that type of person called? Yandere, I believe? Wait, I don't think that applies...

>>424792424792

I do believe the correct term you are looking for is "psychotically bi-polar person with some unidentfied mental disorder".

>>424803424803 yandere (plural yandere)

    (chiefly Japanese fiction) A fictional character who fits the archetype of being loving, sweet and gentle, but is at the same time brutal, psychotic or deranged in behavior. The psychotic tendency can be both sudden and ever-present. Often used for both comedic and dramatic displays of character.

>>424809424809

Why, what an excellent description of my person! I didn't know there was a single word for it! The more you know...

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!

SIGN MY FAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

Please. I worship you.

AH SHIT SON!

Oh, I think I'll check to see if any stories updat-OMAGAWD, TTEOAP rewrite!!  YESSSSS...

Uh, I guess reading the chapter rubbed off on me a bit.

For what it's worth, I think TTEOAP is probably the best MLP fanfic out there at the moment.  Witty, funny, dramatic, and just a blast to read, it's also unique in that it could only work a fanfic.  How the hell can you take a list of "sins" (Human in Equestria, overpowered OCs, meme references, OC/human romance with Luna, etc.) and make it work not just well, but fantastically?  The last time I had this much fun with a story was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and its first two sequels, but they never bothered with a serious plot.

Seriously, you're awesome.  Sorry if this comes off as overly obsequious, but this is my favorite fic and I have to say something now that it's being improved and posted here.  And even though it's from an internet stranger, good luck with the alcoholism.

Oh, and a quick story.  When I first found this story, I read the description very quickly and thought it had 14 chapters (this was in January).  Was obsessed by around chapter 8.  Had a day of travel back to college, so I read 9-13 in one go while waiting and flying (interspersed with American Gods, but pony fanfics won).  Finished chapter 13 around 3:00 AM and went to bed, but that ridiculous cliff-hanger was keeping me awake.  Grabbed my phone, went to EqD and tried finding chapter 14.  Yeah.  When I realized it didn't exist yet (I was so convinced), well, burning anger/disappointment and ultimate cliff-hanger angst amplification occurred.  Didn't sleep well, so there are a few poorly welded tubes on a student project car rollcage somewhere out there.  So if you hear in the news that some kid was impaled by a broken tube in a Baja SAE event it was probably me and it's totally your fault.  At least I appreciated the arrival of chapter 14 that much more...

Sorry, I suck at quick.

>>424883424883

You just completely one upped my comment. By, like, a thousand levels.

I think that should make me angry.

My brain exploded from sheer elation at seeing this here.

>>424463424463

Yes...yes he does.

>>424714424714

Grats on making the featured board within 3 hours of posting! May we conquer this website for ETERNITY!

WOOHOO!

...What. only one chapter?

Patience, me.

I was wondering if you'd ever put this up here. Great story, much fun, lots of ponies; it has it all.

Keep up the good work.

Oh Em Gee! So much win to see this here. Gdocks is cool an all, but unless I catch an update at EqD (which I rarely do) I don't know you update until like 2 weeks later.  At least now I get notices.

Also, very cool to hear you're redoing some of this. I thought it was hilarious to begin with but if you think you can take something already awesome and make it better, I say give it a shot.

YES YES YES YES YES

I cannot logic. I spend far too much time making what feels to me to be a huge, wasteful, and above all redundant comment only to delete all of it and start from scratch -- making it considerably worse in entirly different ways. I don't want to even anymore...

On to the topic at hand; The old version was... nice... but these revisions are certainly more fitting to the style used in old?_Chapter 14

Can't wait for the next chapter.

Thanks a lot, man!  I pissed myself when I saw this, and I don't exactly have an extra set of sheets...  Oh well.  At least this is on FimFiction!  

But, wait!  Where are the rest of the chapters?  

Oh!  You're doing the whole update and revise thing, right?  I getch'a.  

Sorry, but even if it may be a trolling attempt (I really hope so) Still no more than 10 character tags.

>>425038425038  

Totally did not know about that rule until it got submitted.  WandererD violenced me in the face for my insolence.

... And then he approved the story. :o

Oh lookie. This is here now. Yay.

>>425040425040

You can edit the tags, please do so.

>>425046425046

Reowr! >:3  Yes'm/sir!

Oh gawd must read more. When I finish my current fic (My first attempt at Pony Fiction, I might add!) I will definitely try your style of fic.....AKA what it would be like and how I would react to being turned into a pony. Just pure awesomesauce. I REQUIRE YOU TO KEEP WRITING OMNOMNOM. <3

You just got stalker'd.

>>424762424762

It's like I'm looking through a warped window into the past...

Glad to see another person here seeing this for the first time! This is gonna be one heck of a ride for you, let me tell you.

I was soooooooo sad when the original version vanished/disappeared/discontinued whatever it was that happened to it.  Yes, it hits every HiE trope EVAH, but dammit, it does it with STYLE.  The attitude alone is what redeems it, and the laughs propel it along the path to awesomeness at rainboom speeds.  So glad you're redoing it!

>>424839424839

Sign your face?!  But... What happens when you later decide to despise me for my god awful cliff hangers?!  Then your face is signed and you'll be all ashamed!

>>425080425080 Thank you for welcoming me. Here is your thank-you gift.

>>425082425082

It never disappeared...it's still on Equestria Daily, sitting pretty at 14 chapters.

That wasn't funny. I don't like your sense of humor...

Another overrated piece. I need a stamp of something...

OHMAHCELESTIA IT'S ON FIMFICTION!! Now I can keep a better track of this!

This is actually one of my favourite human in Equestria fanfics. I just love this,

>>425090425090

Funny story: I love that song! It's actually in my playlist...in both the Rick Astley and Derpy Hooves versions.

>>425097425097 Then I assume you'll like this. (skip to 2:25)

>>Everyone: I'll wait for the rest to be uploaded here, as I want to have a similar experience to those who have already read it.

>>425094425094

I find your existence amusing. Like a four-leaf clover. Or a five-legged cow.

>>425109425109 You know that I am superior being compared to you. I was expecting someone to prove me wrong but...well I am right than :P. Yes, I know it's my opinion but I want to see someone to try and change it. That way I got something else to like ;) (no winky face pony emotion )?

Was wondering why this wasn't on here already.  One of the best fanfics ever that sounds absolutely horrible whenever you try to describe it to someone.

Vague spoliers below

Me: So it's a brony self-insert who's turned into a pony, and he breaks the fourth wall all the time, and has special Gary Stu fire powers, and he's shipped with Luna, and Nightmare pops up, and there's this war, and this one super fast blind OC who-

Other Brony:  Why would I ever want to read this?!

Me: BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING AMAZING!

Wait what?  What's this about a rewrite? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I really don't want to reread all that. It nearly killed me the first time.  I hope changes are minor enough that someone can fill me in on the missed details. I absolutely hate rereading things.

>>425128425128

Sorry to burst your bubble, brony, but the changes are going to be rather pervasive. Lots of Lafter's canon needs to be worked in retroactively to make chapter 15 and part II make sense. Besides, he's making this all so much better!

>>425116425116

Well, you said it was overrated!  And then you got all mean and Diamond Tiara on my editor (Bugsy) so...

You did not list anything positive.  Just told me your opinion.  Just barely outside of inflammatory, too.

I dub thee... MY FIRST HIPSTER TROLL!  

Nah, I'm just teasing mate...   Your opinion is your own.    If you don't appreciate the humor, this fiction isn't for you.  I'd advise leaving it be.  It's not going to change in terms of humor.  The story will get more serious, but the main character is a Self-Insert, Gary-Stu, Wish Fulfillment, Shipped-With-A-Show-Character, Overpowered, Snarky Ham... If he didn't charm your pants off as of yet, he's not going to ever.

So... I'd say just find other fan fics to read.  ... ... HOLY CRAP, YOU'RE RIGHT!   THERE IS NO WINK PONY!    WHY?!

I'll accept a bit of editing and some rewriting, as long as you do not follow in the hoof-steps of George "Franchisercide" Lucas and tweak too much.

I love this story and I want to see it continue. Just don't feel you have to change too much. While I'm not saying you're entirely wrong, just remember you are your own worst critic and don't dwell on it. Fix what needs to be changed to make it coherent, but don't feel like you have to nitpick all the little details either.

I meant, someone convince me to like the humor. Whatever...enjoy your success. and Rarity would work as wink pony... is the closet we could get.

>>425147425147

I totally feel you, man.   

Don't worry.  I'm going to alter everything a little bit but change very little.  There will be... one decent addition, but the rest of it will just be...

Think of it this way.   You draw a picture.  Then you draw a hundred more.  You get better at drawing pictures.

Then you look back at your first picture.    It burns.  So you redraw it.  You don't change the overall picture, but you do make it better, possibly change the scenery, shading, and so-on  

Scenes aren't going to match up perfectly.  However, scenes are going to generally remain the same and flow more cinematically.  The humor will be a little more refined and properly timed, rather than hammer away jokes, thereby reducing their individual impact.  However, the story will stay the same.

As I've told many a proofie and reader... I got dis.    Just wait and see.

Wait...if the phone and cigarets are being *spawned*in via summoning magic, does that mean he can make multiples/whatever he feels like this time around?

How did you managed to get this to be so popular?

>>425176425176

Magic! How else?

Trogdor joke aside, no fair spoiling his name for all the new readers