Anypony would have laughed if you'd told them that Discord was flirting with Twilight Sparkle a few weeks ago. She'd never give him a chance, right?
Well, once his spectacularly obvious advances on her commence, Equestria is shocked; she isn't out right rejecting him. In fact, she may even be interested.
The HORROR!

WARNING: The dark tag is for a reason. Ye be warned.
[Other] tag is to accommodate additional characters.

EDIT: Featured 10/22/14! Thank you so much! I didn't expect this to happen at all.

The wonderful people who edit and proofread my story ^^

"Six will rise, but one will fall. Evil returns to rule them all. If his actions do not desist, then this land shall cease to exist." - Unknown

This is the first line of the prophecy that will determine the fate of not only Equestria, but Equus as a whole. It really is a shame no-one learns about this, until the arrival of SPARTAN-A239.

As dark forces work in the sidelines and our hero scrambles to get a feel for his surroundings, someone out there is pulling all the strings.

And that someone has a very special plan for one of Equestria's future saviors.

I just wanna say to all who read/follow me, thank YOU for giving me and my story a chance. While I cannot express my gratitude with words, I figured out a more practical way of saying thank you.

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But, but how? HOW?! I think I'm gonna faint...

When the ponies came, they tried to convert humanity with words and kindness, saying that they were misguided beings and the princesses would help them on the path to Harmony. When that failed, the ponies tried the potion, only for it's magic to be countered by humanity's science. Then they tried force and failed completely at that.
Finally they decided to let the Barrier defeat humanity and it seemed to work! Nearly 50% of the planet was covered with humanity doing it's best to find a solution.
Unfortunately, the ponies of Equestria are about to learn a harsh lesson that humanity learnt long ago. The Earth can be paradise for those who tame it, but to others it is hell.

A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.

Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?

This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.

It was only supposed to be for one night, but then those ponies became more curious...

They can't know I'm in this weird crystal tree house, so I gotta stay hidden for another night...

and another...
and another...
and another...

when are they going to leave?!?!

(DISCLAIMER: Not Grimdark. Tagged as Comedy and Tragedy because I'm not allowed to tag it as Comedy and Sad, even though that's what this is.)

Diamond Tiara has always enjoyed picking on the Cutie Mark Crusaders. But one day, she finds she's gone too far, and everything for her comes tumbling down. But help may come from the most unexpected of places...

Started before season four, and does not take season four canon into account.

This story is 100% Diamond Cutters Approved!
Note: If reading this inspires you to write your own Diamond Tiara fanfics with similar premises, send me a link, as I'd love to see them.

Celestia may be going crazy...

And how shall these "negotiations" through e-mail turn out?

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30 years of war, 30 bloody years, 30 years of death and destruction. The human-Covenant war as pushed humanity back to the edge extinction and humanity hope lies on the planet knows as REACH. But after months of fighting on and off planet the human fortress world of Reach as fallen and somehow in the chaos sent two Mark 3 Spartans named Ghost and Ice to Celestra's and Luna's front door-step. with no way home for now Ice and Ghost have to try a live in world of harmony. (MAKE SOME F*** FRIENDS) How in Equestria will Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Spike now have to deal with reforming the battle harden Spartans?

this my first story so it is not going to best and i am shocking shit at spelling and grammar but i will rewritten bit by bit to try and fix the spelling and grammar just give me time so please don't hate it because of that.
(side note- will try and add a new chapter every 2 to 3 months because i am a slow writer and because i don't have a lot of time on my hands on the best of days)

This story is being proofread by James Monson he is a good guy and a good friend.

All my little pony friendship is magic characters belong to Hasbro and halo to Bungie
(front cover was made by me.)

It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.

This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.

I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job.
Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.

Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.

After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?

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