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It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.

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Comments ( 269 )

3170083
I take it you enjoy the game.

3170213 yes...,I don't like talking like this steam IM forever! TTYL!!!!

I never knew I needed this crossover to happen so badly until it happened.

Love this game. Everytime I detain someone I tend to scream "GULAG!" I imagine my character screaming into the intercom, "G-G-G-GUUUUULAAAAAAAAG!"

3170759
I bought the game because of this crossover. I do not regret that purchase for a second.

This was actually a really well made crossover fiction. Not bad at all, I'll give it the like it deserves and hope you update this soon.

The day was cut short by a scientific anomaly

:rainbowlaugh:
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Hmm... I sense changeling problems in the future?

Also, I just noticed this is a second-person fic. Cool.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

I saw this, and instafaved and liked.

this is 100% genius

it's so simple yet so entertaining

you have hit writing gold my dear sir

Oh my god...this story...

OH GOD JORJI AND THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS...WE WILL NOT SURVIVE!

All of my yes, All of it.

3171497Mother of god... the picture is in my head, and there is the parallel with Jorji's first "passport" and the CMC's....... Oh, well.
GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

HAVE. MY. GODDAMN. BABIES. YOU. MAGNIFICENT. BASTARD!

Oh god. I was just yesterday thinking "Somebody should totally make an MLP crossover fic with this", and now HERE THIS IS. Love it so far, anxiously awaiting the rest. :rainbowwild:

Tracking the hell out of this.

Glory to Arstotzka! That game has killed most of my productivity.

I am expecting more. This story is glorious. After-all, it has GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA in it!

Didn't expect to see this game having a crossover...

Oh, and I ended up letting Jorji through as one of my warnings....
I mean, how could you keep saying no to a face like this:

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Though with my luck he probably ended up becoming the next Hitler or something...

You are A GENIUS!:pinkiehappy:
I wonder If the ponies tried to smuggle something

And I thought I was the only one to do A Papers Please fic, this is getting a definite read:pinkiehappy:

The rules said: For the time being, deny all Equestrian immigrants. No exceptions.

So, if a pony managed to change his nationality to Kolechia or another country, would it mean he would be able to enter, as it wouldn't be technically an Equestrian anymore?

This fic is awesome.
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HAIL KOLECHIA!

3171497 CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DRUG SMUGGLER PASSPORT FORGERS YAY!

I. Will. Read. I. Love. This. Game.:rainbowderp:

God bless America.
Glory to Astrotzoka.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

Someone needs to make a mod of the game with this, or some sort of fan-made add-on for after you get one of the "good" (not in jail or dead) endings.

All Equestrians must be searched.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

3178881 You have been selected for a random search.

Face the scanner.

Ah, yes. The age-old border breach.

Your passport is expired. Since a thousand years!:trollestia:

Damn Koletchians

3252744*scanner turns up a foal hidden in jacket*

Fucking Kolechia, I thought they made peace with Glorious Arstotzka.

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The Kolechians obviously tried to trick Arstotzka. They can not be trusted.
Glory to Arstotzka.

3309984 Yes Indeed, Kolchians are not to be trusted.
Glory to Arstotzka

So does Cadence have dual-citizenship or something? Or just not from the Crystal Empire?

Glory to Arstotzka.

This story brings glory to Arstotzka.

Glory to Arstotzka

Such is life in glorious Arstotzka.

Glory to Arstotzka.

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