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Evenings in Ponyville were usually pretty uneventful. Ponies would be going home, stores would be closing down, and, for today, the local fair would be winding to a close.
So imagine their surprise when a few random buildings in town are blocked with metal doors all of a sudden. And then a group of six strange creatures suddenly show up in the middle of town. But that's nothing compared to the things that attack the creatures right after their arrival...


Something I wanted to get out of the way for a while. Heavily inspired by this story, which you should read instead of this mess of words thrown at a word processor.

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Comments ( 124 )

He needs loadsamoney and a lot of dosh to buy the L.A.W.

Probably could of been interesting to run it in KFO instead of normal KF.

Bring on the fleshpounds!

Killing Floor? This is gonna be good...

Now I really want the game
:moustache::eeyup:
More more more

This isn't going to end with princess bitchhorn (Celestia) banishing them because noone knows how to have fun, is it? I hope not.

Also if you don't finish this I'm going to be very sad.

soooooo.... whens the next update?

"Wayne Rooney's smarter than you!"

Did they actually say that in-game or was that your own idea?

Fun fun fun!
In the sun, with buns!

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It's an ingame line.
Voice menu->Insults->Insult Players

This makes me wish I didn't uninstall 93% of my steam games to clear way for XCOM next week, ah well, I suppose it's still worth it.

I never really play KF before :derpytongue2:, but you sir, you have my full attention. :pinkiehappy:

I miss KF and I love the Doctor Strangelove-y title

I have an idea. How about you put a Youtube link before the next wave starts; that has Killing Floor music on it. hm? HM?

Ohh god what am I reading and why do I like it so much?

never played Killing Floor before. Is it any good?

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Yes.
Buy it.
Learn the ways of the dosh.

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Knob off, you toss pot!
Sure, although for some reason my menu text is mostly fucked up at the moment, so I mostly buy and sell blind

"It seems that they aren't physical beings... or something..."

Reminds me of that Counter Strike crossover story.

"It's raining money!"

I lost it right there, I don't even know why.

Twilight contacts Celestia, Celestia says: "OH, not again. Hold on, Twilight."

reboot(World)

Meanwhile at kf-Canterlot.

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I pray to god that doesn't happen.

Now I have to wonder what would happen if one of the ponies decided to try and join the game.

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The pony would be their own class, their special would be magiks.

Have it before the boss fight they decided to change the theme to hillbilly horror, the humans leave for a few minutes and just when things seemed they were back to normal, Hillbilly Horror rounds start.

3400971 Fleshpound: Get off muh lawn!

Get up them apples!

I wonder if one of them will buy the sniper and then command all the others to give them money for the obscenely expensive ammo?

you dont have to do hilbilly horror

3466548 I melted my video card once.

3466859 Melted the soldering clean off, so I somehow managed to get it to a temperature hotter than the boiling point of water.

3466867

Speaking of hardware troubles, my video card wouldn't work once because one, just one, of the cylindrical capacitors got bent out of place. Not bent off mind you, or even bent loose, just bent out of place. I nudged it slightly and all was well again. That was when my Dad told me I earned my techie wings.

3466911 I broke physics and heated my video card up to at least 115 degrees celsius. I know because my sisters techie friend said so, and he knows too much about computers.

3466916 One day my computer stopped working and then my sister got her techie friend over to see why, the problem was a fifty-fifty split between viruses and a melted video card.

3466946 It had so, so many viruses. And apparently gaming fifteen hours a day, every day of the week is a bad thing, who knew?

3467022 No one, that's who.

3467044 CPU is perfectly fine only the video card suffered anything ill.

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When I first booted up my computer, my fan was loose. My CPU was RIDICULOUSLY hot. Like, it skyrocketed to over 90 celsius. I think it was just around 95. This was in BIOS, by the way. Before even getting to anything CPU intensive. I fixed the problem and it dropped to a reasonable temperature, but 115 celsius is not outside of the realm of insufficient cooling. Electronics run HOT if they're not cooled enough.

3467099 considering the fact that I'm in a well ventilated room with a fan running almost indefinitely? I'd say it was pretty far out there, no the least in the fact that it's been gaming since sometime 2006 or 2007.

3467145 What's tactics ogre?

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The temperature for various parts of the computer has no real significant correlation to the temperature outside the case. I was in a formerly unused room with the window open in early Spring. Also, gaming for a long time can mean dust buildup, which also slows thermal dissipation.

3467151 Well, the bastard IS over four or five years old, wouldn't surprise me if it contained a pocket dimension of dust by now.

3467148 Okay then, Tactics Ogre doesn't look good in my opinion, and I've heard only glancing remarks about Fire Emblem.

3467220 I've got XCOM: Enemy Unknown, most of my veteran squad is dead and I lack the funds to purchase more recruits.

3467242 I have no satellites left and every country is at maximum panic, your move, Sherlock.

3467250 I have ookies and my only choices of missions are either to attack the Alien base with fuck all equipment and training, or to go after a terror attack in Sydney. With is almost exclusively cyberdiscs and drones. How does one beat that?

3467259 I'm on Iron Man mode, meaning I can't undo my loses unless I make a new game, and I also accidentally sold all my guns and armor to Canada whilst all my alien stuff went on a clearance sale. So no way to buy more recruits, no satellites, no high tech weapons or armor, no alien stuff to make more, three guys that have fuck all stats, and it's the day before the end of the month.

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