Hey, names Bloodbeast and I'm an assassin.
What, you're not running?
Alright, then I guess that I can tell you my story.
I was created to be an emotionless assassin, ,sent to kill the royal family.
But I had other plans, so I killed my family.
But that was nothing compared to my new job, being a body-guard to Pinkie Pie.
You thought that was it, huh?
Wrong!!! Let's just say that being her crush, doesn't make my life easier...
(Pic's not mine, cred goes to whoever made it.)
Total Words: 19,093,410
Estimated Reading: 7 weeks
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