Discord holds the weekly meeting of the fan club for the television show 'My Little Human', a popular cartoon amongst fillies and foals, and especially adult ponies, nicknamed 'humonies'. The only members of their fanatic group? Himself and Lyra Heartstrings. Watch as they confound others with their love for the show, and the adventures it takes them on.

A semi-sequel to The Villains Anonymous Support Group.

Sundrop's friends are under a lot of pressure. She'll do her best to put them at ease in spite of their professional struggles, their romantic worries, and their dastardly schemes to cast down the Princess of the Sun and reign over the blighted wasteland that was once Equestria. After all, that's what friends are for.

On Princess Celestia's request, Derpy Hooves must go on a mission to unite two very different cultures. But how will she convince them to put aside their differences and make amends? Especially after how much trouble they've caused each other. And what is so special about Derpy that makes her the right mailmare for the job?

What began as a simple delivery job will quickly become a matter of Equestrian security.

Cover art image by Veggie55: link

During a bout of crusading one day, the Cutie Mark Crusaders come across a certain grey mare, and decide to find out how she got her curious cutie mark.

"Welcome to Reliable Excavation Demolition. Today you will be attempting to capture intelligence from the Builders League United. This being your first mission, you must have some questions. First, do not be afraid of death. We at Mann Co. have an unlimited respawn system. This allows you to die as many times as you want, but still return to continue your missions. Second, the BLU team will look exactly like yourselves. Do not be perturbed, we ensure no clones of yourself exist within either team. Third, there will be no relationships between opposite teams. Mission begins in 60 seconds."

Backstories for every class, explaining how they came to where they are now, and how they did on the first day of fighting. I will do them in order (ie Scout, Soldier, Pyro, etc.). Please be patient between chapters I update slowly. Also my first story, so beware.

When Dinky suggests that Derpy write a story, Derpy readily responds to the challenge. However, the real challenge is finding somepony to read the story. Join Derpy on a wacky adventure through PonyVille.

Curious about Five Score? Come check out the story that inspired dozens of side fics and been enjoyed by bronies for years!

Original Synopsis Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

More Detailed Synopsis: Five Score is an action/adventure story of the human-to-pony transformation genre. It’s unique from most transformation stories because the transformation itself is not really the point of the story. It’s the inciting incident that raises countless challenges that must be resolved. They are on earth, as a pony, and need to fix this before things get worse. Think about yourself in their hooves for a moment. How are you supposed to change back or even figure out what caused it in the first place? How are you supposed to get food or do anything on Earth without being spotted by humans? If you are spotted or captured, how would you escape? How does one even open a door with hooves!? Did anyone else on Earth get changed as well? How could you get the word out to the other ponies who are themselves hiding? Is it worth risking travel across the country to reach the others? Which of your friends would you trust to help you deal with this? And why did you turn into this particular pony? Surely it wasn’t random chance, right?

These challenges are the tip of the iceberg in this full length adventure novel There’s a lot of humor, many tense scenes, and hell maybe even a war.

But don’t just take it from me, Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four

One of the best things to come out of this fandom.
-IrraticDrop

This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and creativity
-relgukxilef

The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement.
-jeramiahsental

SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
-Shadow Reaper

Five Score master editor:
Scrub

Five Score proofreaders:
Comrade Sparkle
Rustle my Jimmies

It's been three years since the crash that shook Canterlot, and most of the ponyfolk have forgotten about it. After some petty theft at the Apple family farm, an alarm goes out throughout Ponyville.

Fluttershy only thought she was safe from it.

This is it. The culmination of nearly seventy years of planning. Conversion is about to begin. And then something goes terribly, horribly wrong.

When the magical storms subside, Equestria lies in ruins; Celestia herself is in a coma. Help comes from the Crystal Empire, but it is not enough, and more ponies are dying every day. Worse, Twilight Sparkle, one of her core beliefs shattered, has fled into the Everfree forest. The situation goes from bad to hopeless when the humans arrive; the ponies prepare to fight, aware that they are horribly outclassed. But war is the furthest thing from humanity's mind...

Tags to change as story progresses.

Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

TV tropes page here:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheBestNightEver

Thanks to all the people who wrote the page and all the people who gave me a little wakeup call and comment to become aware of that fact! You can't see it, but you guys put a real smile on my face tonight.

Also, recently, extra thanks to RD Dash for giving TBNE a thorough editing. I've updated the fic accordingly (7.11.12)