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  • Five Score, Divided by Four
    As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, all sorts of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real... right?

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Curious about Five Score? Come check out the story that inspired so many side fics that FimFic had to make a rule banning any more of them!

Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where the heck did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?

There is also a Mature rated version of this story. People who want to read the Mature version (which has more colorful language, nudity, and occasional light clop) may do so by clicking my profile here and then clicking the story link on the top right of my profile. [Picture explanation] Oh, and make sure you have 'view mature content' on in your profile settings.

Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four


-Shadow Reaper

I'll probably never be able to clop again if this keeps up.

-Dash Attack

One of the best things to come out of this fandom.


This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality


The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement.


Five Score master editor:


Five Score proofreaders:

Comrade Sparkle

Rustle my Jimmies

First Published
3rd Apr 2013
Last Modified
28th Apr 2014

Comments ( 6,420 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 78w, 17h ago · 24 · 4 ·

Hey, alot can happen in an hour when your drunk.

Having the show end on a terrible point is a nice sight for setting up a after-brony apocalypse story, so that's good, and I'm mildly curious enough so to actually get me to stop skimming and begin reading.

Fine, let's see where this goes, not declaring horribad quite yet.

#2 · Chapter 2 · 78w, 17h ago · 10 · 3 ·

So everyone is slowly turning into ponies. Or just these two?

I see... It's some kind of after pony world, and now it's time for the former masters of the Earth to return, or maybe that's not the case at all? Did Discord get tired of torturing humans and just wants a quick blast to the past maybe?

Now I'm getting intrested. *Like*

#3 · Chapter 3 · 78w, 16h ago · 21 · 5 ·

"The horrible screaming means it's working!" -Patrick Starfish

*Insert lines that basically summarize to "Still intrested" here.*

#4 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 15h ago · 20 · 3 ·

Brace for impact. I havent seen a story skyrocket this fast in a looong time.

I've brought my popcorn... ready to see this no-name writer hit fame.


#5 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 14h ago · 1 · 1 ·

Haha quite a fresh idea! Do keep writing :twilightsmile:

#6 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 14h ago · 8 · 6 ·

Hmm, a comedic take on the novel (meaning 'new', not the definition of a sizeable literary work) genre which began to be popularized by "Mary is a Mare", a serious take upon the consequences of transformation in the human world.

I believe I'll enjoy reading a humorous farce of the idea.  

I shall analyze it with a critically vicious eye the entire time, naturally.  :twilightsmile: :trollestia:

#7 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 14h ago · · ·

I'd like to inform you, that MLP:FiM Isn't ending, Yet! They are still working on the 4th Season and it may be coming soon!

#8 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 14h ago · 2 · 3 ·

keep going! I like it (; :twilightsmile:

#9 · Chapter 2 · 78w, 14h ago · 3 · 2 ·



interesting concept you have my attention:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

#10 · Chapter 3 · 78w, 14h ago · 3 · 1 ·

>>2367804 Achievement Get! Grab my fascination!

how about that?

#11 · Chapter 1 · 78w, 13h ago · 7 · 4 ·

congrats on the Feature.

#12 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 13h ago · 2 · ·


It seems a lot of brand new users are getting featured lately...strange.

#13 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 13h ago · 4 · 5 ·

moar? :fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry::fluttercry:

#14 · Chapter 1 · 78w, 13h ago · 3 · 3 ·

Interesting... lest see where this goes.

#15 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 13h ago · 2 · 3 ·

I like this story. Overall, it's a fairly original take on an unoriginal concept. You  have me hooked.

#16 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 13h ago · 3 · 4 ·


Have no fear, I have several more chapters ready to be posted. I just have to finish final proofreading, expect another 3-4 chapters to be posted in the next 24 hours. Heh, I didn't expect to get featured right away, now I feel silly for not having more of my chapters ready at the get go :twilightsmile:

#17 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 13h ago · 1 · 4 ·

Things are about to get interesting :trixieshiftright:

#18 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 12h ago · 8 · ·

You should of kept it mature dude! You're cutting so much out! (reading Google doc atm and loving it!)

#19 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 12h ago · 1 · 4 ·

Oh gosh, I'm loving this.

#20 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · 4 · ·

You had me at 'transformation'. I'm reading this right now.

#21 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · 1 · 1 ·

I've read alot of it so far in the uncensored version it's ...nice

But if it's mostly f/f then I'm gonna have to stop.

#22 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · · ·

What does that mean is it bad?

#23 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · 4 · 1 ·

Really enjoying this so far. :D

#24 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · 1 · ·

I call Twilight on the Library explosion, Fiona must be becoming Fluttershy (well, from the little we have seen her, she seemed to fit the role the second time) and Evan is probably becoming either Big Mac or Apple Bloom. Hmm, Apple Bloom could be funny :pinkiehappy:

#25 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · 1 · ·

>>2368168 :rainbowderp: o....m......g :pinkiecrazy:

#26 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 11h ago · · ·

I was reading the last chapter and right when I got done, the notification for this one popped up. :pinkiehappy:

#27 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · 8 · ·

Well this is certainly different. In a good way. :twilightsmile:

#28 · Chapter 2 · 78w, 10h ago · 19 · ·

Hahaha. This one looks awesome. Also...

Most of the episode passed without incident. I remember it all too well. It started out with Discord and Celestia allied together in an epic battle against a huge hellspawn from Tartarus. It’s a pretty amazing battle but then takes a strange turn in the middle of the fight. Celestia took a bad hit from the hellspawn and is lying down next to the edge of a cliff of this volcano. She cries out for help and Discord teleports over. Discord then kneels beside the defenseless Celestia and you can hear her cry out for help and explain she can’t move her legs. Just when you think Discord is going to save her, he instead laughs and kicks her limp body over the edge of the cliff. A million fans cried out in surprise and terror as they saw the Goddess give a blood curdling scream and fall into the lava below. Discord then laughs maniacally and explains to the camera that he played her for a fool this whole time, and he waited over a thousand years for this day.

...did S5 bring up the age level to frickin 16+ or something?

#29 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · 4 · 1 ·

Following for now only for the 'mature' side of the story. PLEASE! PLEASE! Tell me there is more than 8 chapters of it! The cliffhanger... GAH!!!

#30 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · 1 · ·


Hehe, yea that scene is supposed to be unexpectedly, and unreasonably violent. I referenced it in the first chapter:

I had another one of those dreams about the MLP finale again.... ....I’ll never know how they managed to air an episode like that on a children’s network and not get sued by the FCC.

#31 · Chapter 3 · 78w, 10h ago · 8 · ·

Remember when I said I was done toying with Jack? I lied. “Yep, that’s it, no other changes, just the ears. I admit, they are a bit strange, but I’m starting to grow fond of mine. Well if I ignore the fact that I have to wear a hood in public at all times now” I said, frowning at how I could never walk around in a t-shirt again.

Don't you talk bad about hoods! I wear hoods all the time!

#32 · Chapter 1 · 78w, 10h ago · 4 · 1 ·

did you have to make a clop video about shining :ajbemused:

#33 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · 7 · ·



#34 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·


If you go to any of the normal chapters, at the top of them is a direct link to their specific GoogleDoc. I think those links should still work even if the meta page is full. Apologies, never expected this many readers at once 0_o

#35 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·

This is actually really cool.

Favorite for you sir.

#36 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·


Curses! I missed that bit!

#37 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · 2 · ·

Five score divided by 4 is 25.

#38 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·


Tell me there are more chapters of it! The cliffhanger... GAH!!!

The Google Doc is fully up to date with everything I have, that's all there is at the moment:twilightsheepish:

But I do write a chapter a week! And the next update is due tomorrow night.

(for people reading the story on FimFic, expect several updates within the next 24 hours because there are still 3 chapters I have to finish editing to post here)

#39 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·

Okay, this is brilliant. Have all my likes and favourites. Well, one of each. You know what I mean.

#40 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 10h ago · · ·

On another note, I hope this thing updates again soon. It is well on its way to my top 5 already.

#41 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · · ·


Well, I'm on them now, but I was past the 'last time to buy' chapter, soo... yeah...

#42 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · 7 · 1 ·

well, this is fun, but Anon is a stupid name.

Josh would be better (because it sounds a bit like Dash)

Oh, and. in the first chapter you refer to '25st' birthday, when the correct ordinal suffix is 'th': 25th.

Looking forward to where this goes...

(oh, and. I totally agree with you, >>2368901. bookstore go boom = newly fledged mega magic user = :twilightsmile:)

#43 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · 7 · ·

Aaaaaand everpony's reading google docs.

...also how dare you say that this fandom will die!? We are as eternal as Celestias posterior! No flow of time shall wash away our ponies!

#45 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · 2 · 1 ·

>this story featured

im not even supriced

#46 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · · ·


Thanks for the typo notice. As for the name 'Anon' being silly. eh, yea I suppose it kind of is. I went with it since this was originally written just for /mlp/ and that seemed to be the standard for stories there. Josh would have certainly worked well though now that I think about it. Hehe, oh well, too late now:scootangel:

#47 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 9h ago · · ·

i bet evan is gonna turn in to big mac! :pinkiehappy:

#48 · Chapter 1 · 78w, 9h ago · 12 · ·

For all of you who don't know Five Score, Divided by Four means 5*20/4=25

#49 · Chapter 4 · 78w, 9h ago · 3 · ·


So far the Transform2Pony stories peg the MLP:FiM series to end between 5 and 8 seasons, when the characters know of the series. For all we know, it might go longer. Heck, it might even pull a Star Trek and spawn new MLP series after FiM is done.

MLP:The Next Generation

MLP:Deep Forest 9


And since we let this stallion loose, lets see what other silliness we can find on the TV?

MLP:CSI (That would be sweet)

Ponyville General Hospital (daytime soap opera tripe)

Married With Foals

Doctor Hooves (--oh, wait, already done that one)

I'm sure you'all can come up with more. :pinkiehappy:

#50 · Chapter 5 · 78w, 8h ago · · 4 ·

You must make moar.

:flutterrage:I DEMAND IT!!!!!

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