Almost a year after Celestia's great crusade against necromancers concluded, Mortem discovers a rather large army outside his castle. Not wanting to cause an incident, he works towards a diplomatic solution.
After a kleptomaniac human finds himself in Equestria due to a heist gone wrong, he joins the local crime syndicate and puts his skills to good (bad) use.
While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all.
Yep, just your basic HiE fic. Except I don't get into Equestria as a human. Or pony. Nope, I just had to get changed into a Helicoprion. If you didn't already know, it's an extinct shark.
You are a human in Equestria that lives with your best friend, Lyra. But what happens when you begin to develop more romantic feelings for the musical mare? Will you face rejection and ridicule? Or does Lyra have some secret feelings of her own?