It's not every day you wake up in another country after drinking your weight in Bahama Mamas at an Applebee's in South Dakota; it's not every day you wake up in Equestria, either. But Mego Mars has experienced both, and is about to have the adventure of his life trying to figure out how one led to the other. The kicker? He's suddenly a horse. And not just any horse; a little green girl horse. This isn't how the great adventure movie usually starts, is it?!

Written for Sparktail's AnonFilly contest, which had to focus on AnonFilly, a character I've never really heard of! But the fun thing is that 'AnonFilly' can really be anyone (so long as she's grumpy), and I liked the idea of a cute little pony actually being a big burly trucker doing his best to save Equestria!

Gallus has some pouncing that he needs to get out his system.

However, his friends aren't really cooperating.

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Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

With a magic exam coming up, Twilight has been staying up way too late and stressing herself too much. As a result, she starts casting spells in her sleep, causing all sorts of chaos. Spike, tired of being turned into random items and worried about his friend, tries to do something to help. Unfortunately, his attempts to help Twilight may end up causing more harm than good.

Ive always thought that everything was the way it was, it has always been that way, not that anything has changed, besides me.

It begins hundreds of years before the current episodes, during the imprisionment of Princess Luna. At the time the crystal empire is currently still in existence and King Sombra is preparing for war against Celestia. Later on in the war all the magic used in battle causes Lord Tirek to escape Tartarus and soon the war becomes even more intense. The ponies soon realize its beginning to become a hopeless fight except for a small group, the resistance who track down the elements of harmony and have to smuggle them to Tartarus, the only place where Lord Tirek doesn't keep an eye on (because he would never want to go back) plus all of the ancient evil creatures have been released causing the war to have another side. (I know facts may be off but thats so I could make it fit into my story)

Rainbow Dash's slacking leads to a big storm which further leads to her crashing into Twilights library but in the end she helps clean up. The whole story is mainly based around Rainbow Dash, but there are a few other characters within the story.

[NOTE: This is a Rumble/Spike ship. Also, both characters are aged up for this story]

Thunderlane wanted to be happy that his little brother found someone. He really did.

Ever since Rumble hit puberty, the Pegasus wanted him to find a special somepony to make him happy. And when his brother wanted him to meet who he was dating, Thunderlane was planning to be cool and courteous like a big brother should.

Unfortunately, that sorta went out the window when he saw that Rumble was with his old foalhood friend, Spike. And since Spike was still at his "baby" size, Thunderlane was more than a little uneasy about their relationship.

Major thanks to Dragonman461 for proofreading.

Applejack has always had a secret dream, one that some ponies would find strange for the tomboyish farmer. She's always wanted somepony to treat her to a special romantic night, while being treated like a real lady. Turns out all she had to do was have a certain rainbow-maned pegasus catch her in a dress. Such an awkward moment will lead them to a night neither will ever forget.

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