Wut.

CDRW wat r u doin

EDIT: Just finished it, and oh god this is looking to be hilarious. Your Drunk!Luna might be just about the best thing ever, and the premise is ridiculous enough to be funny while still remaining vague enough to keep me hooked. Please continue.

nice.

Hey Luna word of advice for you, whatever you do don't whiz on the electric fence.

Or do you want to end up like this guy?

Any pony know a good funeral planner? I just died of laughter.

Congratulations Luna, you've successfully scared me from away from alcohol.

Also, Pinkie and Luna have the same middle name?

Very nice. Judging from Twilight's reaction, this won't end well.

THE DRINKING HAS BEEN DOUBLED.

Luna blinked once. "The cider is gone?"

"I'm afraid so, Princess."

"Why is the cider gone?"

Oh yes. Oh fucking yes. This. Is. Awesome.

Absolutely amazing.

So... I don't get it... What are the implications here?

Did she ever have to look up words in the dictionary?

LUNAS MANE! Celestia? Look up words?!?!

XD the references!!!

We require more drunk Luna forthwith!

Yes! Geld Futashy!

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Wait...

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Shit.

Hehehe... that was pretty damn good.

Fluttershy's childbearing hips you say?

Was the drinking contest against Tirac, by any chance?

Incomplete.. So theres moar??? So funny. I sense lunashy...

(Joke) Alt. Title: The Chronicles Of Celestia: The Student, The Drunk And The Bathroom

And, I haven't read this and I don't know about anybody else, but this is how I like my bathroom humour:

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I imagine she just teleports it directly to the sun... :)

PS - one gelds males but spays females, no? (I imagine that along with binge drinking, savage homophobic laws have also fallen by the wayside in the last millenium, but one can never tell with crackfics. Or maybe Luna was just messing with Fluttershy).

Well, that happened. Also, why is it that Luna is always the one engaging in nonsexual debauchery?

Oh god. ALL THE REFERENCES!

The part where Twi puts the pieces together reminds me of "To Reason is Treason" for some reason...

AND HAVE EXCELLENT CHILDBEARING HIPS

Don't worry fluttershy, I've been called that too.

Two sheets to the wind Luna: long may she drunkenly reign!

Twilight's passages were a bit overwrought, even for the fic this is, but Luna and Celestia were amazing. You have my attention.

...I have no idea what I just read...

...I will have to read the next chapter to figure that out...

...please bring it soon...

I positively MISS this Luna.    The soft-spoken, in-your-dreams-Luna makes me a tad sad.

But YOU.  YOU brought back her glory~!!  And it twas wonderful.

This story had excellent humour.  I envy and adore you... oh so much.

Thank ye.  

Twilight, I understand that you've spent a lot of time with Celestia, but have you ever considered that she simply never needed to go when you were with her?

This... This is humor in its finest.

Okay, I'm going to have to stop reading forever because this was way too AMAZING.

Drunk Luna, is most indoubtatlty best Luna.

"...FOR WE ARE DRUNK, AND CANNOT FEEL PAIN!"

I died laughing here. Granted, it was very painful laughing, since my throat is trying to kill me with pain. I for one, dear Luna, am not drunk and therefore can feel pain.

This brought tears to my eyes. Drunk Luna is reallyreallyreally hilarious.

I really hope that this is incomplete.

This pleases every twitch of my humor.  Sadly, my humor has twitched enough to wiggle free and I have to go secure it before the next chapter arises.

Drunk Luna is best pony.

This is hilarious.

I think "Lunaria Diane Faust" would be better. If only because Lunarius is a masculine name.

So Luna has to take a Royal Wee . . . and Twilight starts screaming as she contemplates the implications of alicorn micturition.

And, for the record:  I so want to see the drinking contest between Celestia and Tirek, please.

"The cider is gone?"

"I'm afraid so, Princess."

"Why is the cider gone?"

We now need a "I've Got A Jar Of Dirt" reference and my life will be complete.

Or even better:

"Remember this as the day you almost caught Princess Luna Faustina!" followed shortly by Luna running away from Celestia.

Nothing says fun more than seeing a goddess get completely shit-faced.

Nothing.

I think I pretty much lost my shit entirely when Luna praised Fluttershy for her chid-bearing hips...

Oh god, this is just getting better and better. Please continue.

Also:

Pretending to still be unconscious was not an option, so Luna did the next best thing. She emptied the contents of her stomach all over Celestia's hooves.

You use this line twice.

>>20552472055247 Dang it! How did I not catch that! Thanks.

Uh... ya got some dubbs in here,

"Unfortunately, when somepony is watching you sleep with the intensity that Celestia did, they know exactly when you wake up. “Good morning Luna,” she said in a voice that oozed malice and unpleasant things to come. "I believe you have a letter to write."

Unfortunately, when somepony is watching you sleep with the intensity that Celestia did, they know exactly when you wake up. Pretending to still be unconscious was not an option, so Luna did the next best thing. She emptied the contents of her stomach all over Celestia's hooves.

Pretending to still be unconscious was not an option, so Luna did the next best thing. She emptied the contents of her stomach all over Celestia's hooves."

Was that intentional?

>>20552782055278 Thanks. I've got it taken care of now.

>>20552472055247 Ya work fast!

Sorry for repeating what he already said, I was washed away in the torrent of comments!

I'm scared for this. I'm scared for this version of, or this event in said version of, Equestria. What with a psychotic, in denial, crazy unicorn with all of the magical prowess of the Celestial Sisters or pretty damn near close to it, and the fact that Princess Luna has to write a letter to Twilight while in the middle of a hangover... There's not going to be a pretty sight to be had...

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Needless to say... I. LOVE. THIS. FANFIC. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIC FANFICS PERIOD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRINCESSES DON'T POTTY! *Guess the movie reference and get a cookie. *

I like.

Ha ha! The headache has been doubled!

That is where I actually stopped breathing for a moment.

Thank Celestia I needed to read on, and started breathing again.

Poor Twilight.

This story never fails to be awesome!

Can't stop laughing!

I think if this story ends without a reference to this book http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Poops I will be rather disappointed.

I mean... It's a Book. That seems like exactly the type of thing you would need to get Twilight out of her mental death spiral.

It also seems like something Fluttershy would have.

Now just imagine Fluttershy calmly sitting Twilight down amongst her friends and reading an equestrian version of that book to her.

>>20579142057914 Oh. Oh dear. That's a really good idea.

Oh this just keeps getting better

This is hilarious. You keep inserting puns here and there, which are completely delightful by the way, and even though I was wary about reading this one it turned out to be well worth it. (Even with my parents giving me the evil eye for bursting out laughing while I was reading chapter 1).

So here I am, just waiting for chapter 3....You wouldn't happen to be employed by Valve, would you?

>>20821832082183 You caught me. I admit, I'm slow about updating my stories. In apology, have a chapter.

Ahaha, hilarious as always. Keep up the awesome work!

Once again, this story is unfailingly hilarious!

Love the letter, and Pinkie Pie knowing exactly what's going on.  Can't tell if the Pinkie bit was breaking the fourth wall (reading the previous chapters) or just knowing her friends really well, but it was hilarious.

this is so damn funny. Faving!

To avoid being a fave and run - yes. YES. It's a slightly absurd premise but at the same time it's just... yes. Of course Twilight idolises Celestia. Of course she wouldn't be best pleased if her image of her idol was tarnished by basic biological necessity.

Of course Luna is a complete lush.

And poor Fluttershy...

Thus you are free to pursue a relationship with me if you should so desire without any fear of being gelded.

And this is where I fucking lost it.

Look at this fanfiction. Now look at the smile on the corpse on the floor. Now Look back at this Fanfiction. You see, my funny personality isn't easily, "killed" by jokes Especially toilet humor but when it is, It's this fic. You are now at your laptop/desktop computer, typing out another chapter to this story. It is funny, it will make me laugh. You know it and I know it. Luna is being silly, very very silly. And all the while my smiling corpse has just revived, dusted himself off, and jumped back on board. You are now featured. Congratulations, you have made one of the top stories of Friendship is Magic Fiction.Net. Good Job. But your success doesn't stop there, you  get featured on Equestria Daily. All because you killed someone's funny personality and brought them back to life with this chapter. Good job, now write more funny. Write a lot more funny.

Ba Ba Ba dah Dah dah da da!

(Badly Done Old Spice Commercials FTW!)

Another message from a certified F.A.P. (Famous American Psychics) representative, this is going to get even more interesting.

Thank you, this has been a vague and general announcement from your friendly psychotic psychic friends here at F.A.P.

Remember, you may not know us, but we know (vaguely) when we will meet you!

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Slow in updating...have a chapter?

Excuse me, I need to go break the Universe.

>>20854202085420 I, Ravenmane, approve of this response.  Have about fifty

THIS IS JUST PURE GOLD AND NOTHING MORE

Is there moar ???

So cannot wait to see where this goes.  Keep it up!

Good gravy that letter was hilarious, keep up the good work!

I love this.

I love you.

I love everything.

"So if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my laboratory figuring out how to break the universe."

BA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Such a Twilight thing to say! That had me in stitches!

Oh, and the Hugs Boson! Pure genius! Pinkie Pie would know about theoretical physics considering how often she's defying their fundamental laws!

Oh boy this can't be good.

Well stuff just got real. Twilight is probably not going to like what she finds out.

There are only three chapters.

Why are there only three chapters?!

I don't normally pick up new incompletes, but damn if I can't help myself with this one. Outstanding work so far, really looking forward to the next chapters.

I am just waiting.......waiting for the shit storm cloud to hit critical mass and it starts raining ninja pinkie pies armed with water balloons filled with spikes fruit punch and I am not talking booze I am talking punch filled with little half inch sized spike the dragon clones who breath fruit punch .....sorry I had a lapse of sanity there for a moment

I have absolutely no idea how one like yourself can pull of something just as hilarious as this.

Was the Hugs boson just a wild goose chase?

... Well hell. I am upset and shocked, SHOCKED, that I did not see this pun coming.  Well played.

I love this

Like they say, "dis gon b gud".

Thumbs and favourite!

This is hilarious in just about every way conceivable and, thanks to that quantumantic explosion, in several ways that aren't actually possible. I eagerly look forward to more.

That was good!

Just popping in to say that this is glorious. Thank you.

The bit with Luna and Fluttershy was *fantastic*, as was the implication that "Fat Jokes" are a crime in Equestria. Write more!

why do I feel as if this will end with the revelation that Princess Celestia had found a creative new way to apply teleportation of liquids?

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Who?

I don't see why Twilight is in such a bind about this.  She has seen, with her own eyes, Celestia eating and drinking.  So it stands to reason she'd probably need to use the bathroom at one point or another.

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I would have gone for Higgs bison.

>>21124852112485 Google, do you use it?

Oh my gosh Twilight!

You've become an alicorn!!!

GASP!!! TWILIGHT!!! Now you'll finally know, once and for all, if alicorns use the potty!!!

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Oh he's an older generation villain   

Everyone in my Comp. Tech Class is looking at me now while I laugh my ass off. This is hilarious.

I was thoroughly entertained! I shall heartily anticipate more chapters, I say!

I have no words to describe what I have just read. To say it was "vulgar, disgusting, and wrong on so many levels" doesn't even begin to describe it. You, sir, have just written one of the most slimy, disrespectful, horrible concept of a story I have ever read and brought it to the world, bringing shame to these characters, and to the readers, enough to make us blush with over-saturated embarrassment, knowing that this very thing even exists.

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MY GOD, THIS STORY IS PURE GENIUS!! Congratulations on making it to EqD! For a concept like this, it's a true honor!

Oh hoh hoh, poor Twilight. When the undeniable truth meets a stubborn individual, these kinds of things happen.

The princesses aren't perfect. But that makes the audience like them more. Perfect characters are boring as shit, after all. ;)

"Big Macintosh likes stallions"

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xD Not every main character is gay, you know... but seeing as this entire fandom seems to have a strange, baseless and self-perpetuated fetish for gay/lesbian, I don't blame you.

Regardless, I haven't laughed this hard in months. :D You sir, are a GOD. Faved like a tank!

This is bloody hysterical and I cannot wait to see where it leads.

Also this is why I always felt bad for Celly because for the longest time her closest student still thought of her in some ridiculous fashion.

That's it. No one is allowed to write any more fanfiction. Perfection has been reached.

well im enjoying this story on how the equestrian world will end

I have just discovered your delightful story, and look forward to future updates.

Great work, love the story!