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⠠⠁⠀⠋⠥⠇⠇⠀⠉⠕⠍⠍⠊⠞⠍⠢⠞⠄⠎⠀⠱⠁⠞⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠹⠔⠅⠬⠀⠷⠠⠽⠀⠺⠙⠝⠄⠞⠀⠛⠑⠞⠀⠹⠀⠋⠀⠁⠝⠽⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠛⠥⠽⠠⠊⠀⠚⠀⠺⠁⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠽⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬
⠠⠛⠕⠞⠞⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠐⠥⠌⠯⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽
⠠⠺⠑⠄⠧⠑⠀⠐⠅⠝⠀⠑⠁⠡⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠿⠀⠎⠀⠇⠰⠛⠠⠽⠗⠀⠓⠑⠜⠞⠄⠎⠀⠆⠢⠀⠁⠡⠬⠂⠀⠃⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠩⠽⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠀⠐⠣⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠐⠜
⠠⠔⠎⠊⠙⠑⠂⠀⠺⠑⠀⠃⠕⠹⠀⠐⠅⠀⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠀⠐⠣⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠐⠜⠠⠺⠑⠀⠐⠅⠀⠮⠀⠛⠁⠍⠑⠀⠯⠀⠺⠑⠄⠗⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠏⠇⠁⠽⠀⠭⠠⠯⠀⠊⠋⠀⠽⠀⠁⠎⠅⠀⠍⠑⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬
⠠⠙⠕⠝⠄⠞⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠍⠑⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠃⠇⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠑⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠺⠑⠄⠧⠑⠀⠐⠅⠝⠀⠑⠁⠡⠀⠕⠮⠗⠀⠿⠀⠎⠀⠇⠰⠛
⠠⠽⠗⠀⠓⠑⠜⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠁⠡⠬⠂⠀⠃⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠞⠕⠕⠀⠩⠽⠀⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠀⠐⠣⠞⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠭⠐⠜
⠠⠔⠎⠊⠙⠑⠂⠀⠺⠑⠀⠃⠕⠹⠀⠐⠅⠀⠱⠁⠞⠄⠎⠀⠃⠑⠢⠀⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠀⠐⠣⠛⠕⠬⠀⠕⠝⠐⠜⠠⠺⠑⠀⠐⠅⠀⠮⠀⠛⠁⠍⠑⠀⠯⠀⠺⠑⠄⠗⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠏⠇⠁⠽⠀⠭
⠠⠊⠀⠚⠀⠺⠁⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠽⠀⠓⠪⠀⠠⠊⠄⠍⠀⠋⠑⠑⠇⠬⠠⠛⠕⠞⠞⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠐⠥⠌⠯⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝
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⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠛⠊⠧⠑⠀⠽⠀⠥⠏⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠇⠑⠞⠀⠽⠀⠙⠪⠝⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠗⠥⠝⠀⠜⠨⠙⠀⠯⠀⠙⠑⠎⠻⠞⠀⠽
⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠍⠁⠅⠑⠀⠽⠀⠉⠗⠽⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠎⠁⠽⠀⠛⠙⠃⠽⠑⠠⠝⠐⠑⠀⠛⠕⠝⠝⠁⠀⠞⠑⠇⠇⠀⠁⠀⠇⠊⠑⠀⠯⠀⠓⠥⠗⠞⠀⠽

Seems that Uncle Sam already paid this long description a visit. Would you like to know more?

Trigger Warnings:
Missiles, The American Dream, Exposed Rivets, Balloons, Twitter, Ponies, Human in Equestria tropes but with more war crimes, the Geneva Suggestions, Reddit, Tankies, Communism, Un-democratic Ideas, Brain Cells, Lack of Brain Cells, Twilightism, Rainbow Dash, Uncomfortable Situations, Trans-Animacy relationships, Isekai, Luna not being shipped with the main character, Alcoholism, , classified , Dave Applebees

A big thank you to DarthBall, for losing 39 IQ in the process of writing this shitpost, and Orderly Dissassembly for the five-dollar Applebees gift card (along with the cover art and editing).

This story is a sequel to Rider on the Storm

For the briefest of moments, Anonymous wielded absolute power. He single-handedly destroyed the city of Canterlot, laid waste to Ponyville, decimated the Everfree Forest, and came dangerously close to annihilating the very Tree of Harmony itself. And he had an absolutely fantastic time doing it.
Right up until he lost.
Now he's stuck as a statue under the watch of the princesses he tried to subjugate, awaiting the time he'll be locked away forever, with the key no doubt thrown into a volcano. But from the very beginning, Anonymous suspected that the shenanigans of the good guys would cost him his victory at the last moment, and so he laid plans with his most loyal of subjects—all former soldiers of the Storm King he betrayed to obtain his power—to arrange for his release should the opportunity arise.
Unfortunately, he wasn't counting on the ponies calling in help from a faraway land. Enter the Four Princes of Zebrica, all wielding the same exact power that Anonymous did, and knowing a thing or two about how to put bad apples like him away for good. This is made even worse by the sorry state of Anonymous's storm beast forces, having hit hard times in the months since his defeat.
But not all is lost for the petrified supervillain. Because in a rare twist of luck, the Princes just so happen to unknowingly bring with them a zebra criminal with his own dirty little secret. A secret that not only secures Anonymous's release from captivity, but just might be the start of a horrifying new partnership, and with it, the birth of a new force of evil.
And of course, with all that going on, there's always the matter of the nascent Legion of Doom, plotting to bring their own age of darkness to Equestria as well...

Takes place during the final two seasons of Friendship Is Magic. With a few alterations here and there, because I HATE THE ANTI-FIM I HATE THE ANTI-FIM :bread:
Reading Rider on the Storm is strongly advised if you want any idea of what the hell is happening in this story.

After an unknown incident leaves Princess Celestia unsure if her precious pupil is alive, dead, or something in-between, the future of Equestria seems uncertain. With the elements compromised, the crown thrown into disarray, and Celestia herself flagging under the weight of her fear and grief, the solar diarch resorts to extra-dimensional assistance to unravel this mystery...

In the form of a lich necromancer.

Inspired by Dead/Light, by Lord Destrustor: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/173638/dead-light

A thousand years ago, the Pillars of Equestria imbued six crystals with their magic - the essence of their souls - and planted those seeds to bring about a brighter future.

Over time they sprouted into the Tree of Harmony, which became the base of Equestria's power and prosperity.

Now the Tree would like to meet its parents.

This story is dedicated to Rambling Writer who did what I honestly totally forgot to do and got the Tree of Harmony added as a character tag.

Featured 8/27/2023 - 8/30/2023!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life decides to screw you over time and time again, add a splash of vodka to your lemonade to feel better. And when life decides it’s not content letting you wallow in self pity, go to a bar and meet a strangely sympathetic centaur.

Tirek may not give you a shoulder to cry on, but he will give you something to wash your woes away. If you're lucky, or if your considerably unlucky, then he might even offer a piece of advice as well. Just don't expect it to be free of charge.

Cover Art Stolen From Made by jamescorck on Deviantart.

After thousands of years inside a pocket dimension, the Crystal Empire returned to the Frozen North. Mere moments after a purchase at comic con, a man was sent to a magical world of mythical creatures as Skeletor. After a short amount of time, the Displaced Skeletor stumbled his way towards the Empire. What happened next? Well, only time would tell.

(I don’t own squat except for the story.)
(Not part of the Displaced multiverse.)
(It is HIE Costume)
(We've got Fan art!)

Ragar the Ageless has seen many things in his non-life. He has seen fields of cotton candy, the wails of the soon-to-be-dead chanting in chorus. Once he even saw a unicorn. Well, there are a lot of those in Equestria, so maybe that one was less noteworthy. But still, he's seen a lot. Now he wants others to see him in all his glorious evil. The only issue is he's not so good at it.

** EDIT **

Well crap, featured with every chapter. I feel all special and stuff. So let me give you all some love. You're all wonderful people, trees or whatever internet capable folks have been reading.

Dang, look at all those likes. I'm feeling the love. Thank all of you for enjoying my wonderful trip through insane necromancy.

Many Thanks to Locke_Jaw for his wonderful artwork that is my new cover.

I fnid mslyef staindng bfeore a gorup of grils. Who are tehy? Who am I? Why cna’t I ueandrstnd my own tohughts?

This fic was written for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the category Experimental. Check out the other entries here.

Huge thanks to The Sleepless Beholder for prereading the fic and to Punished Bean for the cover art!

This story is a sequel to Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine

AIDHITCC (Anon is Incinerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine) is the direct sequel to the critically acclaimed AIDHITCC (Anon is Incarcerated Due to His Involvement in the Transportation of Crack Cocaine.)

The current story follows Anon, an immensely powerful creature who has recently been captured by Princess Celestia for his transgressions against pony kind. Usually he is not one to be caught with his pants down, however, his greatest weakness had been exploited at the most inopportune time and now he finds himself at the mercy of the pony leader.

‘What is his greatest weakness?’ You may ask?

Well, I’m glad you’re so curious!

It’s off screen plot convenience.

(Some readers may be disturbed. This is a very serious fanfiction for very serious fanfictioneers. Rated 7/10 by Steve Jobs, who is quoted as saying: “A piece of literature so good, It motivated me to come back to life and get cancer again before dying a second time.”)

Also plz be nic3 firs stry on this site thx ☺️

Shout out to God, my proof reader. And shout out to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story. Perform the Dougie at your local empty Lowe’s parking lot (only redeemable during midnight) to increase the price of your next transaction by 30%. Thank you once again to Lowe’s for sponsoring this story.

WARNING: BY READING THIS MESSAGE YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Which means you need to PayPal me money. If you don’t have money, mail yourself to my multimillion shekel mansion and I guess I’ll make due.

Please send thoughts and prays as I’m kinda in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I just live in Canada.

Spike is no stranger to getting roped into things, being helpful is practically his second nature. Sometimes though, it can be a little too much even for him.
Thankfully, he has somewhere to go when things get out of control.

Rated T for a few instances of cursing.