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metroid_freak


Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!

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Featherweight's been working as a waiter at a well-known restaurant in Ponyville for three years, and has been made responsible for training new employees. But when Diamond Tiara comes in looking for a job, will Featherweight be able to put their checkered past behind him and teach the spoiled girl the value of hard work? For that matter, why does Diamond Tiara seem so uneasy around him, contrary to her behavior in school? One thing's for certain: Featherweight has his hands full!

Characters are humanized. Rating may change depending on reception and interest.

Cover art by the always-great ScorpDK

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Blue Sky, an aspiring pilot, has had a crush on Sunset Shimmer for most of high school. When assigned as partners for a class project, he sees a chance to help them get a good grade... and maybe even a date in the process.



Cover art by BaekGup.

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There are few situations more frustrating than when a carefully-laid plan doesn't go the way one expects or wants it to. But just because a plan goes wrong doesn't mean that everything won't turn out right.

My first attempt at MLP shipping using actual characters from the show. Please enjoy.

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When the citizens of Equestria find themselves unable to communicate properly, it's up to Twilight and the gang to figure out why. Rated 'Teen' for gratuitous nonsense.

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Trixie doesn't like the Federation. Okay, Trixie hates the Federation. She hates everything about it, despite their best intentions, and is absolutely Hell-bent on having nothing to do with it or the "humans" that have seemingly appeared from out of nowhere. However, she soon finds herself stuck between a rock and a hard place when an errant starship mistakenly crushes her cart. Little does she know that all it took was a simple accident to propel her to stardom...although maybe not the way she expected.

Check out this fic by zalla661, inspired by Starring Trixie: Adventures Across Space

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Don't you just hate it when you get something new and everyone wants to play with it at the exact same time? When Spike gets his claws on the latest Guitar Hero game, he finds his path to gaming freedom blocked by none other than the Mane Six. Will he overcome such a challenge and earn the right to melt his brain for a week?

Since I am unable to include lyrics, I highly, highly, HIGHLY recommend listening to the songs provided via hyperlinks throughout the story as they will greatly aid in providing some much-needed context. Now edited to improve readability.

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Hilarity ensues when the pragmatic & well-mannered Arbiter and his intelligent-defunct & acid-tongued friend the Master Chief find themselves on Equestria with absolutely no idea as to how they arrived. Please note that the following characterizations of both Arby and the Chief are the property of Jon Graham. Rated Teen for ridiculous and gratuitous language.

Also, keep in mind that I'm not a moron; the Chief actually does talk in the manner in which you are about to experience. For those of you unfamiliar with this brilliant series, I advise you to check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/show/arbynthechief

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When Spike gets a little too excited about a certain infomercial, it's up to Twilight to teach him that not everything is what it seems...or is it?

Inspired after seeing the original commercial on Youtube for the first time in years.

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When Rainbow Dash invites Twilight Sparkle to an Equestrian Fighting Championship (EFC) event, she is understandably skeptical at first. However, she soon learns not to judge a book by its cover even if it's two ponies beating the ever-loving tar out of each other.

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