• Member Since 30th Jan, 2013
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metroid_freak


Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!

Nov
14th
2017

He's back! (Also, Ask Me Anything) · 3:20am Nov 14th, 2017

Well folks, I did it. I decided what my future will hold and honestly, it was the best decision I've made in a long time. I'm finally at peace with where I am, what I'm doing, and where I want my stories to go. It look a long time and I had to deal with some serious BS but it was worth it to finally have a sense of direction.

I know I don't possess the biggest fanbase but man, am I ever grateful for the one I have. You guys have been awesome.

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Jan
26th
2017

Not dead (just very busy with trying to decide what my future has in store for me)! · 7:45am Jan 26th, 2017

Hello again!

For those of you who care, I am not dead! I have been working on my stories, just...very slowly. I've had far more pressing matters on my mind, such as doing a second degree (business management this time) and what the H E double hockey sticks I'm gonna do with it.

Anyway...

Yes, I'm back at it and have a few pages of each done. No guarantee when they'll surface but rest assured that they will soon(ish).

In the meantime, keep it classy.

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Oct
10th
2016

Moar Fleur! · 6:05am Oct 10th, 2016

As you can see, another chapter is up. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Oct
4th
2016

New chapter is up! · 1:42am Oct 4th, 2016

Surprised?

Have a new chapter for your patience!

Also, might I tempt you with some more horsewords from my personal selection?

Worth Waiting For

A Flight at Sunset

Starring Trixie

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Oct
2nd
2016

Cole and Trixie Back in Action! · 10:42pm Oct 2nd, 2016

New chapter is here!

Check it out!

Or perhaps you'd prefer one of my other stories?

Until next time, then...

Oct
1st
2016

Horsetales! Woo-oo! · 8:47pm Oct 1st, 2016

Ahem. And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-three...

"Writers can express their muse,
On FiM-Fic-tion."

"OCs, tropes, and Mary Sues,
Sick a-dic-tion!"

"Might leave a 'like'; wait,
That's story's cliche!"

"Horestales! Woo-oo!"

"Tales like Daring Do? Nah!
It's Horsetales! Woo-oo!"

"Every day, we're in here making horsetales! Woo-oo!"
"Tales like Daring-Do, bad and good horsetales! Woo-oo!"

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Sep
28th
2016

I made a thing. · 3:15pm Sep 28th, 2016

I made a thing.

Actually, I really needed a break from my other fics, so I decided to try something slightly different that has nothing to do with Trixie! (le gasp)

I know, right?

Anyway, here it is!

A Flight at Sunset

Jul
22nd
2016

Back in action! · 5:14am Jul 22nd, 2016

Well,

I feel like I've been away for a while. How's everyone doing?

Okay, I'll get to the point: where the Hell have I been?

Short version: IRL stuff, lost interest in the show for a while, blah blah blah, lost inspiration

Long(er) version:

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Mar
29th
2016

The rumors of my death are only slightly exaggerated (also author AMA) · 2:33am Mar 29th, 2016

I'm still alive! Still alive...still alive...

Whoa, hey, put those pitchforks and torches away! I know I haven't been active in quite a while and I really don't have any excuses for it, except maybe (insert generic life-bitching statement here). Anyway, rest assured that I'm working on Starring Trixie and Lucky Strike, along with a couple other little thingy-wingies.

ANYWAY...

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Oct
2nd
2015

New Chapter of Lucky Strike is up! · 5:01am Oct 2nd, 2015

Seeing as for reasons I cannot fathom, either this site or G-Docs was being a jerk and decided to format the new chapter weirdly. I was informed that it might not show up for some of you, so I'm making this as an announcement...just in case. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!