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metroid_freak


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When the citizens of Equestria find themselves unable to communicate properly, it's up to Twilight and the gang to figure out why. Rated 'Teen' for gratuitous nonsense.

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in case someone doesn't know why the Falcon Punch is uber.

I... Cool I guess...

On second thought, we will not journey to Canterlot. It is a silly place. :pinkiehappy:

:pinkiecrazy: That made a lot of sense...

Seriously, good job on the story.

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Why thank you, good sir.

Lost it at the Rick Roll.

I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid I'll have to come back later so I can properly review this thing! So many memes and they just killed me! :rainbowlaugh:

I uh... I read this... I think...

...two immensely powerful beams produced by irrationally powerful beings divided everything in the blast radius by zero, thereby reducing everything within to microns. Or some other weird-ass physics shit; I don’t even...

Actually, dividing by zero is how you get a black hole. Not even kidding. And while I'd say /don't do that/, it turns out that black holes need a mass of at least about that of the Moon to stay in existence; less than that, and Hawking radiation causes the black hole to evaporate... well, explode, depending when you are.

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So that's why any black hole created by the Hadron Collider is too small to be dangerous?

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(would be*, not is)

Yes, basically. If any black holes have been created, they were so minuscule and had such low energy/mass and existed for so short a time that none of the detectors at the LHC registered them. It's been calculated that even if we all concentrated our efforts to creating a black hole that could be a threat to our existence, our technology level is woefully inadequate to do so; (my guess) we'd probably have humans outside the Sol system by the time we could start building the creation machine.

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