When a worm is found in the Apple Family's cider, the family has to find a new kind of business.

**COMPLETE COMEDY.**

Thanks to Wisher for prereading. Any intermissions? Send me a PM.

Ever wonder what book Luna had at the end of the season startup? It was an entity of her feelings; ones she and Celestia shared. But the time has come for her to add a new page to the book; one for the lavender student, in her remembrance for the life she gave up.

A/N: This is for the challenge of Wisher and HyperRandomness. Check out theirs as well.

**Notice: This story is INTENTIONALLY random. It is not a trollfic, nor a meta. If you have any random ideas for it, feel free to share them.**
After Pinkie Pie refuses to return The History Of Cakes to Twilight, she inadvertently dooms all bearers of the Elements Of Harmony by jumping into the first thing she sees: a blue portal. Almost instantly, they pop up all over Equestria, and almost everyone jumps in them. This story's not only about the ponies who jump in them, but about what happened when they were inside; too interesting to pass up.

Tom's history goes beyond just being a rock.
No, he's fate, and he alone tied Equestria together.

-The Life Story Of A Rock-

Twilight Sparkle has been sent from Canterlot to Ponyville for survivors. They want to be friends, while Twilight wants to live. Then Twilight finds out her ride back to Canterlot is missing. She realizes the only way back is with a group. And with the help of these 6 ponies, a magical gun named Bertha, and Spike the commando, Twilight might be able to fight her way back to Canterlot, and stop the destroying of Equestria before it's too late.
**Slight Gore**